Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.

What happens when Ms. Goodwitch has to teach Jaune a lesson, M for safety

He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.

Two guys play Skyrim in first person mode. And also there's a dragonborn involved, but she does her own thing. Think of it as Skyrim, but not as railroaded due to videogame limitations.

Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?

When Emiya Shirou chose to give up and allow himself to be consumed to stop Gilgamesh from escaping destruction, he never expected to find himself in another world. Now in a world filled with demons and terrorized by a Tyrannical Despot, he has found a place to fulfill his dream of being a hero and saving everyone. It's just a shame everyone he's saving is completely insane.

"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi

Three Guardians are said to have defended humanity and the Traveler in their most dire hour. A Hunter, of flesh and blood, torn from his past into the future. A Titan, of metal and circuit, searching for her true purpose and identity. And a Warlock, born of both Light and Dark, eager to prove herself to her comrades. This is their legend.

After Kiritsugu's death, the Mystic Eyes of Game Perception awoke within Shirou. With it he'll take the world, and several older ladies, by storm

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.

Lykrosis, proud vandal of House Devils, had always been too curious for his own good. When he encounters a strange creature in the Forgotten Shore, his interest will not abate. It didn't help that the creature seemed just as interested in him. Just what was this thing, and what exactly did it desire of him? NSFW. DL? DR.

A ME crossover with the Nasuverse with an AU humanity and a first contact a century before the canon one. This is rated M for violence and - because I will try to play the Nasuverse straight - detailed descriptions of dismemberment might appear.

The magical world has been split between wizards and magi for centuries, and both sides are happy to pretend the other does not exist. Unfortunately all good things must come to an end as Harry Potter finds himself growing up on the wrong side of the magical divide. Harry Potter/ Nasuverse AU. Sporadic updates.

Minato sent his son... Somewhere else, after sealing the Kyuubi inside him. Ten years later, Konoha gets him back. They probably weren't expecting all this, though... COMPLETED, UP FOR ADOPTION.

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

After a severe skiing accident, I find myself right smack in the middle of the Mass Effect universe with no idea on how I got here. Only problem, I'm nine years too early. Will I survive what's to come? Only time will tell. Self-Insert.

Homura has a new plan to keep Madoka safe, but chances are Madoka isn't going to like her version of "protective custody"

Whoever said life isn't a game was entirely wrong. Everything is a game; it's just a matter of understanding the rules. While Jaune Arc might not have been the strongest player, he could certainly learn the rules quickly. Good thing too; with a mysterious foe on the horizon and Remnant in danger, Jaune might be Remnant's last hope of survival...

Remnant. The word left a bad taste in my mouth even now, so many years after I'd woken to find myself in this living nightmare. The strong survived and the weak perished, trampled underfoot by those with the willpower to do what was necessary. My goal, then, was simple: to survive, regardless of the cost. Realistic character progression. Abandoned.

Spiderman was sent to the world of Naruto by the Great Weaver in order to strengthen the Web of Life in that world. Too bad he wasn't informed he would be doing it in the body of a teenager. **Officially Cancelled. If anyone wants to pick this up, let me know**

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

In a world where the villains outnumber the heroes, where black and white becomes grey, there is a new force entering the game. A weapon more powerful than anyone can fully understand. And as the old saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. There will be changes in the world, and cities will shake. A Prototype/Worm crossover. Rated M for blood. Up for adoption.

A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

After saving Miyu and dying from his wounds, Emiya Shirou finds himself in a fantasy world, filled with magic, monsters, and masochists! Not to mention an explosion maniac, a worthless goddess, and hikkomori NEET. Can these 'heroes' defeat the Demon King? Lets test their luck! (Abandoned until further notice)

Bakugou Katsuki is an odd child. His parents will say he collects a lot of odd things, likes to make too many explosions (quirk or not), and can be so quiet that people won't know he's there. His childhood friend will say he's a little weird, switches from polite speech to swears-a-lot at the drop of a hat, and has the habit of giving things to strangers because they asked him.

After His closest allies burnt him with the mark of the vault, Tim swore vengeance. However, five years of servitude to Jack would drown out the good in any man; Timothy Lawrence was no exception. As Tim become Jack, his plan for vengeance goes forgotten. Only, when he finally has the chance to take what Jack valued most, his Siren, does he act. But that plan isn't going to last.

Two Years before the upcoming Heaven's Feel, a new app is released for free. A game which deals with something very familiar to those of the Moonlit World…

What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.

Some said there were places out there where you couldn't possibly have too much power. Some said Earth Bet was one of these places. Some were wrong. They were very, very wrong.

At the end of service, on the last day before the servers shut down, thirty seven members of the Guild Ainz Ooal Gown were retired. The other three paid one last visit to the Great Tomb of Nazarick before going their own way, leaving Momonga alone. But what if those three stuck around until the end?

The Cutie Mark Crusaders decide they need to expand their numbers, but things quickly go awry when their first target begins sobbing on the spot. Sweetie Belle soon finds herself roped into hanging out with the young colt. Can Sweetie Belle see past the young colts weirdness and allow friendship to bloom? Can Button Mash fake enough normal behavior to make at least one friend? W

It wasn't the Queen Administrator, but the Queen Tactician, and so Taylor's power is completely different. Well, at least she's playing with a full party now.

She'd woken up in an unrecognizable galaxy, jammed together from spare parts, a Cerberus logo stamped on her ass. She'd been handed a beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line mockery of her old ship, crewed by beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line terrorists. And either Shepard's sanity had splintered under the stress, or she was now some kind of unkillable demigod. Or both.

Pulled into the world of pokegirls, our protagonist finds himself near the bottom of the food-chain as he's forced to survive against a very hostile world. Tagged M for mature, contains blood, lemons, and a bit of insanity. A new chapter every Other Friday.

With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Ever hear of the ancient Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times"? Yeah, well, it sucks. Granted, my day to day life wasn't anything adventure filled, but there's a difference between regular daily life and suddenly being surrounded by black beasts attempting to eat me! SI, M for violence, cursing, alcohol in later chapters. First go at writing a fanfiction.

Hyoudou Issei is known for his perverted nature and the possession of the the Boosted Gear. However, in another universe entirely, he has two sacred gears. The Boosted Gear, and of course a reality warping gear known only as the mysterious Exodus Switch. A power that allows him to live his entire life... as a video game. So what do Ninjas have to do with all this? VideoGame!Issei.

Waking up in an open field a weary pilot finds a trio of shapes moving in the distance, following them a whole new and adventure awaits them all

Professor Ozpin is the headmaster of Beacon Academy, and combat skills won't be the only things the young huntresses-in-training will be learning in this smut-fic! From students to staff, there isn't anyone that Ozpin won't romance, but how far can his hijinks go? Alas, lemon is not everything, expect dramatic touching moments, comedy, and plot twists throughout the story arcs.

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

This year was going to be different. He was going to make some friends, find one (and only one!) girlfriend, become a hunter and make his parents proud! It would be easy, right? All he had worry about was Grimm, a group of psychopathic criminal masterminds, international politics and most sinister of all...his own Semblance? Avoiding a harem has never been this hard...

"There's no choice... I have to push him!" And so, Emiya Shirou charges towards the King of Heroes, ending their stalemate. He was prepared to die. What he didn't expect is, he ended up in a different world. "So, where exactly am I?"

Shirou Emiya dies betrayed and unhappy with his life after a long stream of personal failures. After being offered a chance to try again in a new world, along with a blessing of his choice, will he come out happy with his life? Or will he repeat his past mistakes? You can probably guess. He's Shirou Emiya. He'll do both.

Mike Schmidt is in a rough patch at the moment, forcing him to take on an extra part time job as a security guard for a kid's restaurant on its last legs. The ad in the paper made it seem easy enough even if it's underpaid work, but little does Mike know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, during the night, is Hell on Earth. May become M rated due to graphic violence, language and/or romance.

What if Shirou was distorted by the fire much more than in the original novel? What if he realised how similar he was to a blade and set out to find his purpose and wielder as one? This is a story of a man trying to become the best person he can, while struggling with having had his personality wiped and replaced by a blade-filled inner world at the age of five. COMPLETE.

Summary: Brockton Bay has an amazingly temperate climate. But sometimes, winter storms come through anyways. Because of this, Taylor was left in the locker for much longer, with far reaching consequences. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Worm belongs to Wildbow. We just get to play in this universe. It is fanfiction, thus is by definition AU. All changes are for my entertainment.

Sequel to Not Just A Routine Procedure. Self-Insert. Shepard has risen from death, and is gathering a crew to defend humanity once more. However, a ghost from Miranda's past might affect the mission-for better or worse.

Shirou sacrificed himself to take Gilgamesh with him, dropping both of them into the Holy Grail. So he should be dead, right? Then why does he have so many questions? Questions such as why is he still alive? Why is the moon shattered? What is a faunus?

Basic idea; when Shirou Emiya walked through the cursed fire that marked the end of the fourth Holy Grail war, a small part of the ruined Holy Grail embedding itself into his body. Letting him see and understand what no mortal should. By turning his life into a RPG game?

Blake's in heat and decides to quench her need with her friends with the goal of choosing one of them as her monthly mate. Can Weiss appeal to her before it's too late? Or will someone else be chosen as Blake's heat buddy? Contains graphic sex, futa/g!p/intersex and a small hint of non-con.

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

Worm is a story containing Powers! It gets worse! Bullies! SuperVillains! It gets worse! Monsters! Warlords! Politics! Evil Conspiracies! It gets even worse! The End of the World! And Everyone Doing the Wrong Things for Right Reasons! ... Gah, that sucks. Let's add a little something more. Something called… … You thought I was going to say 'Heroism', right?

The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel

An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)

Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

The universe has a strange sense of humor. Giving second chances and offering redemption to the undeserving and unrepentant. But what fun would the world be if only "good guys" got to live again? I suppose I got what I wished for but...this was not how I expected it.

Despite having regrets, as Jiraiya sunk into the watery abyss he was content to go the Pure Land and leave the mission of peace in the hands of Uzumaki Naruto. However, fate was not so kind to the Super Pervert as he woke up as Hyoudou Issei; the new addition to Rias Gremory's peerage.

Four internet stars showcasing themselves to the world. The internet is supposed to be the one place where you can be whoever you want, but unfortunately, it's not for everyone. People online are vicious, and only those strong enough will make it through. Can they help each other along the way? RokuNami. SoKai. ::collab with Painted With a Palette:: Cover by SummonerDagger88!

Set shortly after the Chamber of Secrets, Harry discovers that by defeating Lord Voldemort three time, he has stolen his enemies title of Lord Slytherin. The trouble begins from there... Harry/Multi. T for Language, possible upgrade to M for more adult themes later. On Hiatus! Has a TVTropes Page!

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

Short bits of randomness from Coeur Al'Aran's story "Professor Arc," which has Jaune as a professor of Beacon Academy. Non-canon to that story, of course, but on the plus side, this story is recommended by four out of five doctors as a good source of your daily intake of craziness.

The Turian Hierarchy's patrol fleet has encountered and launched a small subjugation fleet into unknown space after encountering a new spacefaring species. But instead of glory and triumph, all they met was an enemy too big for any race to handle, together or alone. Previously Fate Midnight Effect.

There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.

'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'

After Buu's defeat, Son Goku is given a journal as a gift. He records all of his thoughts about his friends and family, including the more disturbing ones.

One day, Miranda comes to a terrible conclusion: she's really, really into Commander Jane Shepard. It started off as aloof respect of her abilities, turned to admiration, jealousy, friendship, and now here she is, looking at Shepard when she laughs hard and those freckled cheeks bunch up and ... oh, no. This is really inconvenient.

Satoru Suzuki alias Momonga, a True Vampire, and Guild Master of the Strongest Guild Ainz Ooal Gown was awaiting the last hour of his beloved game YGGDRASIL. After the server shut-down he was transported in a new and unkown world, in his Gaming Avatar.

As the younger sister of Pyrrha Nikos, Asimi knew what it meant to not even be able to compete. However, in the race for the heart of Jaune Arc, she soon realized that, to win, she'd have to pull of something truly crazy. Something like a Harem Plan.

Shirou was dying. It was a sad truth, but an immutable one. At least it was until Avalon intervened and gave him a chance to continue chasing his fate. Of course, Shirou accepted. Now he's saving people, but not quite in the way that he expected: by exterminating the creatures of Grimm from Remnant. It will take more than a few miracles to change his fate this time around. Semi-AU.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Blake's in heat and a certain bunny happens by. Rated M for being a total lemon. Black Velvet, Futa!Blake. Warning: Very rough.

Suzuki Satoru was just an ordinary salary man. But in the world of YGGDRASIL he was the undead overlord, Momonga. When the servers of YGGDRASIL shutdown Suzuki was forced to return to regular life in Japan. At least, that's what he thought would happen.

During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.

Six Gods descended upon the world and brought salvation to humanity. Eight Greed Kings were set free to destroy everything those before them had built. Forty-One Supreme Beings would be called forth to surpass them all. Momonga's heartfelt wish is granted, but all things come at a price. AU.

In which Sakura is the protagonist and everything immediately falls apart. The story will have snark, summons, and S-Rankers! Stay tuned for the next exiting installment of...Blooming of the Cherry Blossoms!

Unceremoniously dumped into a word not his, our intrepid hero must brave the blasted radioactive wastes of post-nuclear america, in the hopes of not dying horribly and maybe, just maybe, finding so happiness while he's there. Interactive Journal SI

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto

My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.

He is someone who will forgive anyone, and She seeks nothing but forgiveness. When he saves her from her doom, the string of their Fate becomes tangled forever. This is the tale of the boy named Emyia Shirou, and the woman called Medea, and the bond they shared for one ephemeral winter.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

After Roman's arrest, Cinder doesn't take kindly to Neopolitan's failure to protect him, and sends her to the street. Now Neo has nowhere to go, but it's not long before an amazing opportunity is presented, and she's more than willing to take it. But will her past and inner demons keep her from the life she wants? Rated M for violence, language, and adult content.

When a life ends, they expect to move on to the next great adventure, right? Well, maybe Dumbledore was right for once, Harry may not get a do-over, but this time, he'll get the story right. And die trying. T for now, might get violent soon.

Both angel and human, both delinquent and hero, both tiger and lamb. Duality is defined as possessing the quality of being dual. An existence consisting of two parts, of two elements. Trapped somewhere between those elements, a young blonde seeks the truth. He is caught in duality, forced to draw lines, to pick sides, as he becomes further entangled within life's fearful symmetry.

Another Worm AU, with Taylor having Bonesaw's powers. Wacky!

Jaune Arc's life was as normal as the next guy's. He attended college, he had a job, and he had friends like any other boy his age, but all of that changed when he took in an injured black cat.

Self-insert discovers just how far he's willing to go to live through Sunnydale's Madness. He dredges up a whole heap of BTVS weirdness in order to survive a town where humans are always on the menu. Follow Nick as he bulls, bluffs and bullshits his own path through canon, with the help of the B-cast.

In Worm you might gain phenomenal powers on your worst day. Snape snapped after the werewolf incident and triggered with Path to Victory, the power that tells you the steps necessary to attain any goal. Follow Severus as tackles his troubles, and the Wizarding World's, with the help of a nigh omniscient voice whispering pretty things to him in the back of his mind.

His is an eye of miracles, but not all miracles need be beautiful.

EMIYA succeeded in his plan...He is reborn in a new universe with a new family for his efforts. With a chance to try again, can the former Counter Guardian become a true hero, like he always dreamed? However, there is more on the line than his ideals and humanity, for gods walk among men...and even darker things lurk in the shadows worse than any Heretic God. Harem! Rated T-M!

In the infinite iterations of the Kaleidoscope, there exists an endless number of human souls, constantly self inserting into the bodies and stories of their favorite characters. So, statistically, one of them's got to end up drawing the short straw. So, this is the story of me. Drawing the short straw. Crossover with entire Nasu-Verse

...Everyone is mentally broken, and Shinji uses this to his advantage. Evangelion AU OOC !DARKFIC !ANGSTFIC MisatoxShinji ReixShinji AuskaxShinji pairings Rated M: Language, Sexual content, adult content, child abuse, substance abuse, bullying

Old and tired, Emiya Shirou decides to play a video game at his grandaughter's advice. How was he supposed to know the game would actually become real? Hiatus

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

A slightly crackish Pyrruby/Victory Rose/Milk and Cookies/whatever twoshot. "Pyrrha still wasn't sure why she'd decided to kiss the younger girl, but she knew it was all Yang's fault." Due to popular demand, I'll continue this as a series of oneshots. Enjoy, guys!

Blasted from his homeworld, Shirou must find a way to survive in a world of monsters and adventurers. Is it possible for him to become a hero, when gods roam the world? Hiatus

Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

Roxas has been interrupted by his neighbor's quarrels for almost two weeks now, so he decided to complain to her when he found her apartment door open. He looked for her there, but when he found her, things didn't really go as planned. Then there's this secretary that he's been having a crush on for almost two years now... XION/ROXAS/NAMINE

Reposted from Spacebattles. Self-insert into Taylor's head with separate powers.

Boring title is boring. At least one chapter for every AU I can find, think up, or get requests for! Various genres, obviously, but humor will play a part in all of them. Any and all chapters contained within have the chance to become actual fics later on, depending on reader interest and whether or not I can stand writing it. Probably gonna have most of the cast in this one.

My name is Derrick Young but you can call me DJ. I was living a solitary, simple gamer life before I, how do I put this. Got transported to the land of Talking Magical Ponies? Yeah I know it's a lot to take in, but as much as I hate to admit it, it's true! And the worst part? They all think I'm cute like REALLY cute, its starting to scare me... Rated M for language, themes and ETC.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

What if Ruby discovered she had a long-lost sibling? And another one? And another one? ...And another one? And... yeah, they really, really needed to call Dad.

We wander the infinite alternate realities through the Second Magic. Expect comedy.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

A fire burns through Fuyuki. A boy burns, a spirit is corrupted, a guardian is summoned.

There were once three children. One looked at the ground and hated the world. One looked at the stars and hated herself. One looked forward and hated her past. Then one day, they looked at each other.

It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.

Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!

What if Jaune Arc can't talk?

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

Rin Tohsaka struggles to explain the mana restoration ritual to Shirou Emiya. Archer knows that if Shirou screws this up, they'll never win the Fifth Holy Grail War. So, with the help of Saber, he must make sure the ritual is completed successfully so they can save the world. The result of a conversation, possibly on crack, with best friend and fellow author Agitated Animator.

Charles Brown was just a regular guy at a dead end job until he opened the box from Ebay. After which his life became an adventure. Join us for the story of the aspiring murder-hobo and his friends as they jaunt from universe to universe making money and causing chaos by exploiting reality. Current crosses AD&D, Harry Potter, BtVS and random movies and other RPG games.

Cinder's favorite past time is taking bubble baths, which she takes very seriously. Every detail must be in perfect order from petal fragrances to drops of soap solution. But when Emerald wastes Cinder's ultra-expensive-and-rare bubble bath solution, there's only one other person in all of Vale who has a bottle.

Winter Schnee has a warm personality despite a cold name. She loves to play games, especially with her sister Weiss. But the reality of the world comes to them and their childhood happiness may never have meant to be.

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.

Zouken Matou has always practiced a repugnant, stomach-turning form of magecraft. As the Fifth Heaven's Feel barrels toward its sad conclusion, Shirou and friends will have to overcome Zouken and his legion of terrible puns.

Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.

Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.

The Tale of Shirou Emiyeah returns!

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

Oneshot: Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie does.

At the Yule Ball Harry notices Padma being ignored by Ron and decides to offer to dance with her. She's grateful, one things leads to another and the twins decide to thank Harry personally. Lemon harry/padma/parvati

Playing elaborate practical jokes on newborn vampires and their mates to welcome the newborn to immortality is an ancient vampire tradition. This is how I think Breaking Dawn should have ended.

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

You may be a man but you could still be with child, well alien baby…

Ty Lee is ever so proud of herself. She's got so many reasons to be. 7 Deadly Sins. Hints of Ty Lee/Azula.

Xion and Roxas are two broken pieces of another broken thing. Vague spoilers for 358/2 Days. Roxas/Xion.

Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Shinji Ikari wasn't sent to his Uncle upon his mother's death, but to a very distant cousin named Coop who lives in the states. No one in Tokyo-3 will be ready for this Shinji! Oneshot

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Just another Hermione Snape love story

Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.

Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...