Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)

They may be different worlds, those of Norse Gods and Vampires, but they have some things in common: Secrecy and anonymity. And what happens when these two worlds come together? John Mitchell and Anders Johnson might have the answers. Warning: Slash, language, sex, violence.