You're probably here because I charbroiled your elementary-school-level fanfiction or because you simply hate me (Or the nicer of the three, you actually like my fanfiction.) How's it going? :)

Ffft, name's Zoey. I don't particularly enjoy the company of loud or obnoxious people. In fact, said people bring out the snark in me (I can be very prickly and stand-offish. Just envision a cactus wearing glasses and you've got the right image.) I can be nice when I want to be, and only do so around people with half a brain. The rest of you should probably keep your distance. :/

I like all kinds of strange things: Popsicles, Turtles, Frogs, Ghosts, Scabs and Singing Robots. The what-have-you.

Feel free to send any sob stories, love letters or death threats to: distraught-overlord [ AT ] hotmail [ DOT ] com.