Guardian KItty
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Joined 02-28-13, id: 4572441, Profile Updated: 03-05-13
Author has written 2 stories for Iron Fey Series, and Mortal Instruments.

I am Guardian Kitty, I am 13 years old, and I am in Eighthgrade. I love to read myths and stories written with myths.

My favorite quotes are:

I open at the close. -J.k. Rowlings' book, ya know.

I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground. - Al Capone.

We can't have you going extinct before I can take you apart, huh?- Dr. Stein.

They likkkee each other!- Happy, the blue exceed.

We were like three little fat ninjas. - the Three Little Pigs

My motto is, if you can't beat them, you arn't fighting dirty enough. -Trik

"Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching on a faerie plum, the next minute you're running down Madison Avenue with antlers on you head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."- Jace, City of Bones Cassandra Clare.

FOOLS!- Excalibur

All of these quotes belong to whoever wrote, or said them

My favorite poem is:

If we shadows have offended,

Think but this, all is mended,

That you have but slumbered here,

While these visions did appear,

And this weak and idle theme,

No more yielding but a dream,

Gentles do not reprehend,

If you pardon, we will mend,

And as I am an honest Puck,

If we have unearn'd luck,

Now to 'scape the serpants tongue,

We will make amends 'ere long,

Else the Puck a lair call,

So goodnight unto you all,

Give me your hands if we be friends,

And Robin shall restore amends.

-excerpt from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" by William Shakespeare

My favorite song:

Thousand Years, Christina Perry

Favorite books:

The Iron King by Julie Kawaga and the rest of the books

Bloodlines by Richelle Mead and the rest of the books

The Lost Hero by Rick Riodorian and the rest of the books

I'd tell You I Love You, but then I'd Have To Kill You by Ally Carter and the rest of the books

Obsidian by Jennifer Armentrout and the rest of the books

The City of Bones by Cassandra Clare and the rest of the books

The Fairy-tale Detectives by Michel Buckley and the rest of the book

Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riodorian

Favorite animes mangas

Fairy Tail

Kamisama Hajimemashita

Soul Eater

Soul Eater NOT

Inuyasha

Au no Exorcist

Black Butler

Gakuen Alice

All of these belong to who originally wrote them

Favorite food:

RAMEN NOODLES! THEY ARE DELIGHTFULLY AWESOME!

Fav. Color:

Green Red Blue Black Yellow (I couldn't decide)

Dislikes:

Potatoes, baddd memories

Favorite main except for a few couples:

Meghan Ash

Percy Annabeth

Jace Clary

SoulMaka

NatsuLucy

Dr. SteinMs.Marie

TomoeNanami

GrayJuvia

WendyRomeo

InuyashaKagome

SangoMirokou

CielLizzy

Death the KidLiz

SesshomaruRin

DaemonKaty

SabrinaPuck

DaphneMusterdseed

ErzaJellal

ZerefMavis

BacchusCana

JasonPiper

GajeelLevy

ElfmanEvergreen

LaxusMiraJane

LisannaFreed

HappyCharle

ShippoSotan

Sydney Adrian

JillEddie

Natsume Mikan

All of these fictional characters belong to the person who thought of them

I think that's enough.

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Jane the Killer's Rant by E21116D2CG026 reviews
In wish Jane the Killer Rants. Jeff is in here. Alternate Title(s): S Rank Ninja Stealth
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Complete
Inuyasha Characters Discover Fanfictions by Advi reviews
The cast of Inuyasha discovers fanfictions. Read this short story to find out what they think of fanfictions!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
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Our Adventure in the Nevernever reviews
Layla Alion and Claire Callister are dragged into the Nevernever, literally kicking and screaming. These two heroines use their wit and fighting power to escape, while more than enough of the fey want them dead. Will they ever survive? Sorry for forgeting to update in the past weeks, but I kinda lost inspiration. I will update when I have more ideas.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Puck, Grimalkin
Cali's Story reviews
My little story on a girl overhearing Shadow-hunter business. Please, after you read this, don't question my sanity. I have none.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Complete