Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)

all Human. Bella is attending a boarding school for the first time and its a long way from home. The good part: making new friends, no parents, and total freedom! The bad part: it’s an all boys school! How'd this happen, you ask? Read and find out!

This is a story about Bella and the Cullen's. Alice thinks that they need to spend more time together and comes up with a great game, dare or dare. What will they do? Read to find out. All human!

February 13, you are cordially invited to state at the elegant Meyer Hotel in downtown Seattle. It’s a free stay. All you have to do is get on the elevator. Oh and you just might find your true love going up.

Alice has a vision of the Cullen 'teens' going to Vegas for a week. Vampires, meet Vegas. Vegas, meet the Vampires.! BD spoilers. Rated M, for certain chapters.

Alice begs for Bella to go on the show with her and Rosalie. Bella thinks it's a bad idea, but can she be convinced?

Just Read It! You know you want to!

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!

Alice has a vision of Bella and who? She doesn't know, she can't see werewolves. Edward sees firsthand. Victoria has a power? It has Bella crying. WAIT! BELLA has powerS! -Then again...It's not so bad. And I'd have her for the rest of eternity.-