Antoinette: Why hello. This is a mule account being used by the real-life Madeleine and Antoinette- with different names, of course. We over here at Psychoanalysts HQ (just kidding) were trying to understand Phanfiction while cleaning the cages of our two guinea pigs. We came to the conclusion that most phans where deranged maniacs trying to change things to suit their own twisted perceptions of The Phantom of the Opera.

Madeleine: What she said. But I'm really only doing this because I want Erik for myself-- I mean, uh... Teach you fangirls a lesson. Um... yeah, that's it.

Antoinette: Eh, yeah, speak for yourself, I just want to meet Madame Giry. I'm at one of those stages in life where you obsess over minor characters... Although I oppose the fact that Madame Giry has completely taken Nadir's place. But what would life be without Miranda Richardson's wonderful portrayal of the good Madame?

Madame Giry: o.o You children confuse me.

Antoinette: I confuse myself.

Madeleine: You confuse me AND myself... Wait...

Antoinette: GRAMMAR ALERT! GRAMMAR ALERT!

Madeleine: NAZI.