limeyman101
 Copy and paste if you agree (I got this from an awesome author, Marikshipper): You know your a Fangirl/boy if: You know your fav scenes by he art You made your own nicknames for the characters You made tributes for you fav characters You have them say the Disclaimer for you fanfic You have the episodes on your ipod (or any device similar) You have the abridged songs on your ipod You sing the abridged songs over the actual songs You ever thought about cosplaying You ever made a fanfic You have various pics of your fav characters on your laptop/ipod/thingy You see your fav characters around you in everyday life You see them as the angel and devil on your shoulders You think "What would (insert character name here) do in this situation?" You realize how similar your life is to your fav (or not fav) characters (you know the one) You found yourself nodding to this Now your smiling XD Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your Drive-thru order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the Opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "Why don't the poems rhyme?" 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom". 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!" 18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Copy and paste this onto your profile!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (I think most Fanfiction writers are this, and proud of it!) If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree. If you are in la-la land most of the time, copy and post this into your profile. I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile (I'm definately proud of it. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I did it for an hour once! I'm not even joking! XO.) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, Gossip Girl or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've watched Yugioh Abridged by Little Kuriboh, copy and paste this to your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think Duke Devlin's theme songs plays every time he walks copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wonder who makes the copy and paste things, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile! If you love copying and pasting stuff to your profile just for fun, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile. If your a Yami Bakura/Thief King Bakura fangirl copy and paste this on your profile If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile (I don't like pink, I love blue, but you get the idea.) If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki, Aqua girl 007, EgyptianSky,sukairaa-chan, The Thief King, RiverTear980, Marikshipper, Coolaloo, limeyman101. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. (I am learning it! :D) If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (Yeah...What can I say? If your weird you get weird friends. ;P) If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. If you have ever had strange dreams about certain anime, manga, book, tv show, or game character, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you blame 4Kids for everything bad that happens, even things that totally don't make sense, copy this onto your profile. If you think that there's nothing wrong with gay marriage, slash, or gay couples, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Don't stereotype people. They aren't all who you think they are. If you believe in this philosophy, copy and paste this onto your profile and bold your stereotypes. Spread the love, not the hate. This really happened to someone: Some friends had to walk home because their parents are to lazy, crazy, drunk, or not home to drive them. Since they had to walk home, people who drive by call them names like, 'nerds', 'hippies', and 'gay'. This is 100% true, I'm not joking about this. And some of these people were their so-called 'friends'. This happened every day. One of their friends has a really bad life,so he cut himself. It's because of bastards like these who call people names for no reason, and parents who are to messed up that some kids are drinking, cutting, suicide, smoke, ect. Think before you act, because it might hurt the people around you... I've learned from watching Yu-Gi-Oh!: Egypatin guys like taking off their shirts or just choose not to wear them period. British guys...don't take of their shirts. Huh, I wonder why... Hikari's are always super cute, some even to the point of being hot. Yami's are usaully the hot ones, with a couple exceptions. Motorcycles= best way to travel. Egypatins were bad at math. Example: they sacraficed 99 people, but only got 7 pieces of gold. Be careful who you make have a grudge against you; that grudge could last forever. A hurricane 300,000 miles in diameter heading for a heavily populate area is nothing to get worried about. The military would prefer High School students to fight against crazed psychos and save the world instead of them. (From the manga) Firefighters in Japan can't save you from a burning building if there's a fire in the way. If a fat guy suddenly get's fatter and starts to float, hop on his back and take him out for a spin. If you've figured out you can fly, don't tell your friends and just do it. It's fun to see their reactions. Tea is a B*EEP Things I learned from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged: No one can beat Brooklyn Rage. Duke has a theme song. Grandpa Mutou is having an affair with Black Luster Soldier (Who, if anyone has noticed, Yami Yugi cosplays as in one of the episodes. That's...kind of creepy, isn't it?) Shadi is racist Friendship can do anything Mako is a Freaky Fish Guy Yugi is not a baby panda (which still shocks me) Malik is Kira. I mean Marik. Yami Yugi's power doesn't come from his leather pants but from his leather shoes. Tristan's voice gives him super strength. Ryou's not gay, he's british. Yami bakura's not British, he's gay. Zorc and Pals is an excellent show. Odion likes Gummi Bears. Kaiba can screw the rules because he has money, and green hair. Anubis is a fail villain. He has too many muscles. Mai's boobs are real...never mind. I don't believe that. Yami Yugi can kill milkshakes and send them to milkshake prison. Trsiatan's name is now Tristan "Timothy" Taylor. Slifer is an executive producer. Tea is a B*EEP. Things I've learned from reading Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction: JoeyxKaiba is really popular to write about, but really creepy. Any horrible and vicious disease you can think of, Yugi's gotten it. People really like reading Yaoi. Killing Yugi or at least putting him through extreme pain is fun, but makes you feel super guilty. Having a yami is totally normal and cool. Tea is a B*EEP. Gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... End Homophobia: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away... 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART: 1. Get 24 bras and randomly put them in Men's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back. Crazy is when you walk around town with a leprechaun hat on your head eating minstrels and singing 'Tragedy'. Crazy is when your driving up the road, your favorite song comes on, and you start screaming your favorite parts at random people driving up the road next to you. Crazy is when you perfect your evil laugh and instigate it at random moments of the day for no particular reason. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CRAZED MESSED UP LUNATIC IF... 1. Your main hobby is scaring the crap out of strangers by staring at them psychotically. 2. Whenever it gets too quiet you love breaking the silence by laughing, farting, or accusing someone of sexual harassment. 3. Your fav pass time is collecting the snot from perfect strangers. 4. You give weapons (like chainsaws and guns) names and treat them like they're your best friend. 5. You air guitar to classical music (air guitar means when you pretend 2 play an electric guitar) 6. You thank people when they call you a screwed up freak who they never want to see again. 7. Whenever someone says the word blood you smile at them and start laughing like you know something they don't. 8. When you're in a computer lab you start typing franticly. 9. Whenever you hear sirens you duck under anything available and scream 'THEY FOUND ME!' 10. You like singing at the top of your lungs baby songs so everyone can join in at 2:00 in the morning. 11. You ask people if they hate it when they get peepee on their hands. 12. If someone asks you the question in number 11 you would answer of "course not, I just like it off my hands." and you would mean it. 13. When you smile at little children they start crying. 14. You talk to inanimate objects and they only talk back when your family/friends aren't there. 15. Your definition of love involves the words blood and gore. 16. You’re just reading this 2 get more ideas of what to do in your free time. IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR ALL YUGIOH NERDS TO KNOW! The most asked question in the Yu-Gi-Oh world, "Why the hell is Yugi so short?", has been answered! Kazuki Takahashi said that Yugi has diabetes. I am the Girl... But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, akeara4, Coolaloo... If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.) 3.1415927 (Yugi form Yu-Gi-Oh, Ash from Pokemon, Ichigo from Bleach, L from Death Note, Apollo from PJO, Zee from The Chronos Chronicles, Etc. etc.)JadeKurosaki(Ichigo, Just Ichigo. I LOVE HIM!!), Coolaloo (Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yami Yugi.)... limeyman101(L from Death Note, Yu-Gi-Oh! All Yu-Gi-Oh guys)... You Say Hannah Montana FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading, plotting, writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be. BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM, or by their normal names. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! Aka Get back at the other Motherfucker FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Sam Fenton, Blood of a Tear, RemembertheLegacy, BloodPhantom, Soului, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki, Coolaloo, limeyman101... Ninety-three percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki, Coolaloo, limeyman101 Ninety-two percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the eight percent who would be laughing your ass off. Ninety-eight percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-two percent of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the eight percent that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile. ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your (\_/) This is Bunny, isn't he cute? --+ ╔╗╔╦═══╦══╦Put this A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle: Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this You call me a bitch, bitches are female dogs, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in nature which is beautiful. I know that I'm beautiful but there's no need to point it out you know. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(First 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Nikizzle YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Color and Animal): Blackowl (I know, Black is a shade not a color...SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE NOTHING! XD) YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name, and current street name): AngelDrive (How freaky and cool is that? (, YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): NoNiMas YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Color, drink): SierraPunch (yes sierra is a color. its in crayola. nyeeh.) YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Inahrga YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name): Victorovna YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and your pets): BlackWolf (I don't have a pet...But I would name it Wolf, Fluffy, or Florence. Lol, Fluffy and Florence from YGOTAS) YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): StrawberryStalk YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): BlackKnife She called me to get my phone number. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.' She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She tried to drown a fish. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. She tripped over a cordless phone. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She studied for a blood test. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home. Now send it to all of your friends and have a laugh! This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! |
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