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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Some of my favorite quotes

"Sweet as sugar, Hard as ice, Cross me once I'll shoot you twice."

"It doesn't matter where you come from, what matters is who you are."

"If your going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them as hard as you can"

"Don't let peoples compliments get to your head and don't let their criticism get to your heart"

"When life gives you lemons, take the damn lemons they're free"

"Everything's okay in the end, if it's not okay, then it's not the end"

"I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on"

"It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not"

"Better to die with honor than live in shame"

"Would you rather die a man, or live a monster?"

"Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough to let go"

"When life gives you lemons, make Apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did"

"Evening news is where they begin with "good evening," then process to tell you why it isn't"

"People who say anything is possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door"

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping, men invade another country"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject"

"Death is God's way of saying "your fired," suicide is humans way of saying "you can't fire me, I quite"

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself is it considered a hostage situation?"

"Eyeryone has a breaking point. Trouble is you don't know until you get there."

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."

"I enjoy looking at beautiful people."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

"And in that moment I swear we were infinite."

"I wish I could freeze this moment, right here, right now, and live in it forever."

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

"We're all going to hell, might as well enjoy the ride."

"I've been in love. It's painful, pointless, and overrated."

"If you ain't first, you last."

"If lying was a crime we'd all be in jail."

"Maybe there is something you're afraid to say, or somewhere you're afraid to go. It's gonna hurt, It's gonna hurt because it mattered."

"You see, I know what it is to be hungry, and it is very hard when one cannot even pretend it away."

"Never turn down the help of a friend, because even if you fail miserably, you've failed together. And that makes everything just a little more okay."

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

If you are a pyromaniac copy and... FIRE!!

If you hate being judged by people who don't know you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!
If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile

ease read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.