First of all, you should know that I'm not too good at writing these profile things. But really, who is? Describing yourself can be a difficult task, well at least it is for me. I mean, how are you supposed to describe everything you are in a few sentences? Sure I could go the generic route and say something like:

"Hello there! I'm Morgan. I like Doctor Who, Harry Potter, NCIS, Psych, The Hunger Games, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and chocolate."

But where's the fun in that? It's dull and, even worse, ordinary. There are probably millions of Morgans just like that. No, a profile should leave an impression. It should make the person reading it shout, "I want to know this Morgan!" And the average, run-of-the-mill 'Hello my name is _ and I like _' just won't cut it!

I could be a Special Snowflake and write something like:

"MorganNerdfighterPigfarts StudentChocolate loverReading AddictBassoonistDreamer"

But- no, no, no, no, no, no, no.That's just annoying.

I could be exceedingly lazy and just creep on other people's profiles and copy-and-paste the things that they tell me to.

Or I could just tell them my tumblr url and if they want to get to know me they can just go on there.

Yeah, that'll work.

www.morganwearsfezzes.tumblr.com

All sarcastic-ness and ooh-look-at-me-i'm-trying-to-be-creative aside, I'm just a girl that reads fanfiction when she should be doing more productive things.