Hello Hello! Take a seat! Tea? Coffee? Lets see where to begin!? Where to start. I suppose I should start by saying that the written word is art, and that "There are no moral books, or immoral books. There are well written books and badly written books and that is all." In my mind the same applies to fanfiction. So if something I happen to post offends you try to focus on whether you found it well written or not and maybe you'll be able to get over any subject matter that you would otherwise deem smutty filth and throw into a burning trashcan.

Good god I sound full of myself. Well I'm not. So don't worry about deflating my ego. It's pretty dead already.

Anywhoodles, I have no beta reader, though I'm trying to aquire a permanet one. Someone who will take care to not stomp on my face when critiquing, and who will remain a pillar of grammatically correct syntax support for my woefully pathetic grasp of the English language. Hope to have this first fic throughly underway in a jiffy.

But seriously. Don't be an arse. You can criticize and be nice about it.

If your ever curious about updates and the like you can find me here, at .

A NOTE: I have been absent for a while. I am back, and will be updating my HG/DM fic first, as well as churning out some x-files short stories that are more or less prep for a casefile fic, and then hopefully a post-colonization fic.

Thats My Ship Betch!

Hermione/Draco

And recently Hermione/Lucius. The fabulous writing of Rizzle sucked me straight into it. I can only hope to one day attain her grasp of Lucius character.

XPHILE

MSR for the bleeping win. One of the few times I will ever say HEllS Yeah Cannon that shit.

Books I love

Alanna quartet

Wildmage quartet

Protector of the Small quartet

...Clearly all of the great Tammy’s books

Enders game/Enders shadow

The Harry Potters. Though I confess I don't particularly care for HBP or DH. I've always loved Severus and I was pissed at J.K. For bending him over like she did.

Almost all of Jane Austen’s work, I say "almost all" because I detest Emma.

Sophie’s World (A great book on philosophy)

The Giver (so what if I read it in the sixth grade...it was a good book)

The Hitchhiker books. Weird yet hilarious.

There’s several others, I'll put them up when I have more time and can actually remember them all. What? It's a lot to remember!

TV- shows

Californication - funny, sad, happy, charming, sexual, shit this show is everything I look for in a man. Marry me David.

Xfiles - Love it love it love it. Hate Chris Carter.

House - Who doesn't want a drugged up doctor?

White Collar - Adorably criminal

Eureka - Hahaha.

Charmed - Love it. Classic.

Sailor Moon - That shit was awesome when we were kids. Admit it, You watched.

Firefly - oh that you had to end so soon... D=

Current Icon : Thanks to the talented Riddledfate on LJ

"Messed up people rock, because they've been through some crap, they know what it's like and when it's coming, so when they see the shit just about to hit the fan...they step to the side of the fan."

Paraphrased from the great comedian, Christopher Titus

"And people don’t write anymore, they blog; instead of talking, they text; no punctuation, no grammar. LOL this and LMFAO that. You know it just seems to me that it’s just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the king’s English"

-Hank Moody played by David Duchovny