SHIT HAPPENS

Or: Why Matthew shouldn't read the news before he's had his morning coffee. Inspired by the recent news about Burger King and Tim Hortons. Rated for language and minor violence.

America, being completely clueless about British slang, invites England over to his house to check out some new renovations and can't understand why his awesome new shag rug elicits a strange reaction. Smut ensues.

Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.

“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..