CURIOUS FACTS

born in the helter-skelter, colorful midst of mexico city, chumscrubbs ate his first orange with crushed pepper (chilito piquín) somewhere between his first and second birthdays.

he remained true to himself until he found out people did not find his true self pleasant. then weirdness happened. then he was true to himself again. sort of.

he triumphed in the world of eye-extremity coordination and received his first gratification for his ideas on the poetic work of césar vallejo (in the form of an apple-filled, cinnamon cover donut) recently.

he ate it very quickly. it was very good.

for the moment he will stop typing and go watch a movie that will make him sorry he ever watched it... or so people say-