In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::

She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.

Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Eventual femslash, because I hate you. Also a lock-fic, because I really hate you. Under rewrite. This has become Draft 1.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

Waking up in an open field a weary pilot finds a trio of shapes moving in the distance, following them a whole new and adventure awaits them all

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.

The Ranmaverse enters into the Time Loops, Mark V.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Ranma Saotome was raised to be the greatest martial artist of all time by a person who thinks himself the greatest martial artist of all time. There's probably a logical impossibility there, but who cares?

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Based on MrWriterWriter's challenge What Else is in the Scroll, Naruto, during the scroll incident forsakes the Shadow Clone Technique in favor of what looks to be a dragon's egg. What will happen to the blond when what hatches is not what he expected?

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

Strange creatures walk these lands with even stranger people and... unfortunately with the most strangest ideals. With Hinata by his side they had to figure out what happened and where they ended up. Stuck in a world that isn't their own. What the hell... are pokegirls? Rated M NaruxHina NarutoxPokegirl crossover

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it. SPECIAL COVER ART by Manu-Chan, commission by Silverhawk88! Thank you so much for that!

He was just looking for a place to hide from everything; however Harry Potter finds himself in another galaxy and his adventure is just starting.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?

Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.

No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...

A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

Any and all one-shots that I do. Naru/whatever girl happens to catch my fancy.

The Elemental Nations are finally at peace. A 17 year old Sakura wished to properly repay her blond teammate for all he's done for her, not knowing her plan will effect so many of her fellow kunoichi. Naruto/Harem

Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.

a story by myself and Kender Sci which takes place in a timeline which has been completely SNAFUed but oddly works.

YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?

Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!

Naruto ate a spider for the second time that morning. Wasn't sure why. Wasn't sure how she'd stomached the feel of it bursting between her teeth neither. [FemNaruto] [notgenderswitch] [Naruto/SC crossover] [Naruto universe only]

Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.

Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?

Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning

Ranma's curse gets altered during his time in Jusendo. Hoping to fix the issue, he returns - only to make things even worse. Now, he has to seek out the very thing that's been a bane to his life, to fix it. Magic. Mostly a Ranma-chan story. AN inside.

Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Ranma could handle anything, traveling with his father as an adventurer for hire. Man, beast, or magic; he always came out on top, but that all changed on a routine mission. Cursed by a vengeful god, he now has to find a way back to himself... even if it means risking everything to do it.

Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.

Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.

Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A

Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

Better than it sounds. SLASH. Gaara makes a wish for someone to care for him. Magic grants said wish. Enter Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry James Potter. GaaSasu NaruShino KakaIru ZabuHarry HinaHaku. Up for Adoption.

Naruto has been acting a little strange since their first encounter with Zabuza, and Sakura drags Sasuke along to find out why, because Kakashi isn't helping. SasuNaru SLASH. On Hold.

I've read stories where Naruto or Sasuke were adopted by Harry, but none of Sakura, so I decided to write one. When Harry comes home from fifth year to find that the Dursley's are mistreating yet another child, he decides to adopt her. Up for adoption

Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Harry gets away from the manipulative headmaster after getting one hell of a weird way to contact his parents and Sirius' daughter and dad. Sirius will RETURN! Up for adoption.

The Rookie Nine and Team Gai get turned into chibis! Seeing as how Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai are all out on missions, Kakashi gets saddled with the twelve chibis. Poor, poor Kakashi. And things only get worse when the Sand sibs show up chibified as well. Up for Adoption

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.

The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.

REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.

One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

When you harnessed pertinent knowledge of the future and were able to return to the past, what would you do? Naruto knew precisely what he should do to prevent an imminent catastrophe.

Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS

On a night where so many died one could not rest, never rest, not without vengeance on those who wronged her. In that search she found something that she couldn't ignore. That rage still simmers, the madness lurks, searching for some outlet. Any outlet. Darker, not evil Naruto. Spirit using Naruto. Pairings undecided for now.

HaloXHarry Potter crossover! Five year old Harry Potter wishes for a family. Well, he got one. Say hello to, Arcana, child of the Sangeili! BEING REWRITTEN!

A dark force awakens in another demension... again. Ranma's mother is hiding a secret... again. Everything is Ranma's fault... again, and Sailor Pluto is annoyed... Again.

The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF

Lily Potter's pleas for her son caught the attention of someone it shouldn't have. Now that Death has taken a personal interest in him, what is life for Harry going to be like? Covers First Year

Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.

He fell...fell into darkness, shadow, cold...he never expected it to be the salvation of all that he was, and the key to true happiness and peace. Mage Naruto, dark grey/evil Third, Grey Orochi. Naruto/FF/D&D. Naruto/Shiva-Harem. Testbed story

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

Naruto woke in a strange place. He would have written it off as a dream, he wished he could have. When he met his end there, he woke in Konoha in bloodied chainmail. Pyromancy, he would have to look into that. While avoiding suspicion, of course. :: Naruto/Dark Souls crossover, both worlds.

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

AU OC...Normally the confident centaur would come to chat, but by the look of her, the old woman knew she had something more worrisome on her mind. She knew this was especially true when she saw the human infant, with a lightning bolt scar on his brow...

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

The greatest love story ever told continues, as Ranma and Suika head off for the fairy-tale land of Gensokyo.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.

Madara has been defeated, but at a terrible cost. Kyuubi, however, didn't think Naruto got what he deserved in life before his death. So, here he is- Alive, in the past, and he's the new Juubi-wait what? Harem, Time travel, Lemons.

Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.

Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.

Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.

A distress call reaches the Normandy's crew, and commander Shepard is eager to investigate it. What secrets does the USG Ishimura hold? And why does the very thought of entering the ship fill everyone with dread?

Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.

Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.

What if Naruto was kidnapped by Kumogakure the night of the Hyuga Incident? Taken in by a fellow Jinchuriki in preparation for his training to become the ultimate weapon, but when the time comes will she bow down to fate or rise up to protect him?

MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

It has been a year since the Black Rebellion, and the Britannian occupation of Japan has begun anew. The few remaining Black Knights are no match for the empire on their own, but help arrives as a ghost from the past returto wage the war anew. Zero/Harem

The thrilling tale of travels and travails of the dynamic duo of Ranma and Rei! Alliteration, yay! Current arc: Kingdom Hearts

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

HIATUS. After Harry's 5th birthday, his true powers are unleashed, powers so dark that Dumbledore felt the need to bind them. Fleeing the Dursleys just before his 11th birthday, he seeks refuge with his family's ancestral allies, the Hellsings. DARK. AU Crossover

Nabiki gets Ranma a job in America, teaching at a certain school for Gifted Youngsters. Life for the X-men will never be the same.

Naruto decided that Kushina is the only one for him. She tries to withstand the temptation, but for how long? Strict Naruto x Kushina - Rated M for lemon & gore

My friend wanted me to write a Star Wars cross. Her Requirements: no Jedi, no standard relationships and no Xander the Hutt. Xander gets some people to dress up for Halloween as a memorial to Jesse. SG1 eventually.

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Working Title. Someone give me something better. Pretty much redoing the series Abridged style and with swearing. Bunch of scenes more than a straight storyline. Narutocentric.

This is my own Naruto/symbiote fic with a dark female Naruto twist. WARNING: Violence, graphic detail, sexual content, etc. Don't freaking say I didn't warn you. If you don't like don't read! AN: Ch1,2,3 have all been edited/revised, new material added

A trip to a popular hotsprings has unexpected yet pleasurable consequences for the two highest ranking officers of the Tenth Division. Hitsu/Matsu Lemon

There was a time when hollows survived solely on instincts; everything changed when Naruto Uzumaki arrived to Hueco Mundo. He was anomalous amongst his kin, not because he's a pacifist but because he's the father of all Arrancars.

In the aftermath of the failed Sasuke retrieval mission, a hardened Naruto decides to follow in the footsteps of a woman he could look up to rather than a womanizing pervert. Naruto/Multi

We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?

Genma had left with Nodoka more than his own scrolls. Now the British Library is interested in them. Ranma, of course, is thrown in the mix. Opening chapter mostly written in 2006, possibly subject to later revisions. As dead as a doornail?

Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

Fallen from grace, neither human nor Angel, the so-called Prince of Darkness makes his return to Earth at last. R&R please.

Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic

Maria Potter FemHarry finds out far more about her heritage than either she or the wizarding world thought. Now the powers of twisted science and dark magic will meet head on. What will be the result? The effects of Rapture are felt far beyond the sea.

On what seems like a relatively easy mission to Wave, Naruto encounters someone that causes a profound change in him, and his life is turned upside down. NarutoXMinor Harem 2 females Adult content...you were warned. Timeline: After Pein. Naru/Haku/Hina

After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives

Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...

What would you do, for love? Would you race into the heart of darkness? Embrace madness? Jeopardize everything and everyone, just for one more chance? Setsuna knows more about those things than her companions realize. But they'll understand soon...

The continuing adventures of sucubuss Ranma Saotome as she finds new friends, enemies, and problems galore. Now Senshi-rific!

There have been several takes on how Ranma trains Naruto, or how Kushina is really Ranma. None take it as far as this: A month after several so called friends stab him in the back, the NWC try to bring Ranma back. Instead, they get a pissed off Kunoichi.

Explosions, beatings, and confusion abound as the fallout from failed plans and sacrifices no longer made rain down on the Nerima district. Happy Holidays and an awesome New Years to all!

Ingredients: 4 Marauders, box of SugarQuills, an old couple & the PoA film. Steps: Get the Marauders into an empty cinema. Add an old couple. Start the film and let simmer. Break out the Sugar Quills. Enjoy. Warning: Don't drink and read at the same time.

As the world and everything he knows dissolves into chaos and anarchy, Voldemort's plan to destroy Harry Potter is realized. Post HBP VERY DARK/DEMON HARRY – HAREM HP/HG/SB/DG PLEASE READ WARNING!

Naruto finds himself in a difficult position when one of his brightest genin becomes one of his biggest problem children, but wait until he finds out why! And as if that wasn't enough...another is waiting to help Drive him nuts! Naru/Moegi/Hanabi.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!

For years, legends of the Pokelord were passed down. Now his resting place has been found. But like all legendary pokemon he isn't dead, only resting. The vibrations of excavation cause a pair of blue eyes to snap open, he has awoken. SuperNaruto Harem

Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.

Venom Crossover. What do you get when you bond together a angsty, teenage wizard with a liquid black symbiote from outer space that has a near obssesion with brains and chocolate? Insanity, that's what. HarryLuna

Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.

Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences

A lonely young girl takes her Poppa’s advice on the best way to snag a boyfriend. Too bad her Haruka Poppa had just been kidding around. Ranma & Sailor Moon crossover.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

You didn't want it, didn't ask for it, but too bad! We're giving it to you anyway! Ranma, welcome to the afterlife! Unfortunately, you're not gonna get any respite even after dying, because let's face it – death is a-oh, hello, Yuyu- *squish*

Naruto has always loved plants. Maybe a little too much. Co-written with Kraken's Ghost.

Time Travel. Instead of becoming part of Naruto, Dark Naruto is given a chance at life. Regrettably, it isn't the life he has in mind, because he is stuck in the Land of Whirlpool, prisoner to a woman named Uzumaki Mito.

DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.

Life's unpredictable when you're the FFT. So Harry shouldn't really be surprised when Fate picks his choice of vacation destination for him: a world where Nev's the BoyWhoLived, Voldie's alive, his counterpart's a bully and Harry's eleven slash warning

A lot of people have skeletons in their closets, even I do. Too bad for my enemies, I carry those skeletons with me at all times. And they love to fight.

Chapter 3 - Complete with Ninja Therapy, Stalking, Bestiality, and Fake Horse Wieners.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

Willow decided to dress as a confident business woman for Halloween. Unfortunately, her costume was too similar to Dominique Destine. Now she must deal with the consequences.

When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE

Like all the best love stories, it began with violence and kidnapping.

Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, Hogwarts Student, Future Auror, and Junior Enemy to All Who Live. Wait, what?

Salazar Slytherin is considered in retrospect pretty much the biggest disaster ever unleahed upon the wizarding world. But was it really in the way that the future contends? What does a phoenix, a dragon and alcohol have to do with the Room of Requirement

Genma is well known for selling his only child. This time, however, he might have made a tiny mistake. The phantom princess is looking for Ranma, and heaven knows what she'll do when she finds him...Probably eat, sleep, and annoy Youmu. Hoorah!

Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department

Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.

[Crackfic. Probably abandoned.] If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.

Giles has a child he never knew about. Now Ranma is hitting Sunnydale. Buffy is not amused. Faith, however, is.

He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano

During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?

Harry Potter. Reluctant dimension-traveling hero. "If I ever get back, I'm going to murder them both. Messy and violent."

Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Ranma takes the plunge, and comes out with a pair of leather wings. Now the boy with no idea of how to deal with women is a sucubuss. Good luck, buddy.

Bitter and hateful, a blonde boy leaves the leaves to learn to be a hunter. And finds an Enrichment Center... My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu Challenge. !PENDING REVISION BASED ON NEW DATA!

Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished

Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.

Dormant fanfic, Highly unlikely to be updated. Harry makes a few personal discoveries and Kagome is after a new jewel, location? Hogwarts. abused!demon!Harry

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

When Jirayia tosses Naruto into the ravine in an attempt to force him to use the Kyuubi chakra he stubbornly refuses and falls all the way down. He lands in the middle of an ancient city filled with things, powerful things from the past, the legacy of man

Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor

Harry's latent Occlumency shields manifests in an interesting way in the summer after his fifth year, and adventure bids him to head out and see the world. He will confront old friends, new insanities, the occasional Death Eater, far too many hedgehogs, and have way too much fun with it all. 'Tis the season, after all. HP/DG.

So, it's not a oneshot anymore. it's still the most warped thing I've ever written, so come on in and see what happens when weebee goes nuts.

Harry is taken from the Dursleys by his new neighbors after Vernon hits Harry with his car. Life at Hogwarts gets more interesting with the Boy Who Lived being disabled and even more so when unusual Death Eater activities bring in the NCIS team. X-over!

SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks

One Shot. Only fic from the old days I'm still proud of. Someone steps over the lean, and Tears of Vengeance fall. Rated M for subject matter, nothing explicite

Love from someone unexpected is so much sweeter than expected love.

If you don't like cliches, this story isn't for you. GeniusHarry/SuperHarry/DarkHarry/EvilHarry. Rated for Murder, Drug use, Sexual themes, and Harsh Language. Harry Potter/Hellsing crossover.

Drabble, one shot. Magic made Harry what everyone expected him to be. Be careful what you wish for.

The ancient forests are forbidden for a reason, as living magic can be a cruel, unflinching teacher. It can also promise miracles - at a price. Vastly AU, briefly pre-Hogwarts.

Somewhat disturbing, though humor is present. Everyone's favorite Abyssal One meets Naruto. When you stare at the abyss, she will stare back at you and giggle. Naruto/Riful pairing. Some gore and dismemberment. Naruto/Claymore crossover.

Sequel to HPaDI. The Chamber of Secrets has reopened and both students and teachers are swept into Harry's issues with the Incarnates. Act, and he loses his life to Death. Don't act and the consequences may just be the same...

Ever wonder why puppets aren't that common as ninja tools?

The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.

The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?

Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.

Basically the well used plot device thingy of having Genma arrange different marriages for Ranma... but different. For one, he's technically not engaged to any of the Tendos.

Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!

Harry defeats Voldemort in his own world but is so scared that he will hurt someone with his new powers that he wishes himself away and sends himself to an alternate universe where he has a second chance to live his life. Warning:yaoi harryomc mpreg

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Adopted by wolfydies.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

Hermione discovers a possible way to recover Sirius from the Veil. She and Harry step through a portal to another plane. A Harry Potter Dresden Files crossover

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

Harry finds out that he was Salazar Slytherin in a past life. He learns to live with the knowledge while teetering between unfailing loyalty and the urge to tinker with fate. Under Revision

Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.

First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.

The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...

There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.

The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.

[Repost] Everyone thought Orochimaru was beyond any hope of salvation. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, a half forgotten jutsu by the Yondaime Hokage and an isolated house...

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Harry Potter/Metroid crossover. During Harry's fifth year, a Muggle woman with amnesia and bizarre powers seeks him out, believing he's a link to her past. However, soon the two end up facing a biological menace capable of destroying all life on Earth, and the galaxy. RE-EDITING COMPLETED ON 12/20/2012.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

A class assignment turns Shinji's life upside down, as his partner is one to treat all things as realworld situations.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry

Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.

With a demon attack, Nabiki and Kasumi are left depending on Ranma to keep them alive. But will the others be able to handle this new situation. The winner of the Ranma Idea Contest, so tell me what you think.

Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide

As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.

Harry wakes nightly from a recurring dream, a dream that has him on edge and unable to think properly. Who is this woman who is bringing out feelings of great pleasure? Will his perception of the woman he hates most change? Harry-VariousCharacters [WiP]

AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters

This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.

sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...

It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide

Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

One day during the summer Bellatrix shows up near privet drive and duels with harry. Now they're both in Azkaban. Apparently it was the first fic with a HarryBellatrix pairing here! COMPLETE

Saffron has been defeated. The wedding has failed. However, a new individual drags Ranma into a new battle. Can Ranma stand against the combined might of mystical and secular power? More importantly, how much of the world will he destroy doing it?

Harry PotterMen in Black - Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.