If you happen to stumble upon my profile, please note that I don't write here; but contribute by reading, favouriting, following and reviewing.

Why? Because I suck at writing and I'm really shy when it comes to having other people read my stories so-

AND NO, I DID NOT JUST SPELL 'FAVOURITE' WRONG, 'CAUSE I'M CANADIAN, BITCHESSSSS

excuse my foul language (you'll be getting that a lot).

Hi. I'm an awkward penguin. Moo.

My pen name is cool. Don't deny it.

I like k-pop. I'M SO CURIOUS, YEAHHHH

KEURAE OOLF NAEGA OOLF, AWOO0OOO00Oooo000O

Manga / Anime I'm interested in:

Well, you've reached this far, so... here's an imaginary cookie.

Just a random quiz thing. I'm boring so you don't have to read it.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

[Harry could hear the] soft clucking of sleepy chickens coming from a distant shed.

(from harry potter and the half-bood prince. hp ftw.)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

a pack of those goldfish crackers (aka: the snack that smiles back)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

does watching kaze no stigma on netflix count

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:30 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:41 pm lol time flies

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the washing machine doing its thing and the microwave just went BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP the annoying little sh-

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

around 3pm. came from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

some nejiten fanart after reading some nejiten fanfics

9. What are you wearing?

some blue pj pants, a grey shirt and some mis-matched fuzzy socks

bless the fuzziness

10. Did you dream last night?

i actually did, and i was kinda surprised when i woke up 'cause i rarely dreamt

and it was also weird 'cause it was about my crush that i haven't seen since grade 8 and it was the same dream i dreamt the first time i realized i like him and-

ok i'll stop there 'cause im getting sad from missing him too much

11. When did you last laugh?

when reading this shiki x rima (vampire knight) fic somewhere

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

posters of my husba- er, korean idols

& the occasional colour blue

13. Seen anything weird lately?

whenever im with my friends so like six hours ago

14. What do you think of this quiz?

im bored so i guess it was kinda fun

15. What is the last film you saw?

Death Bell

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

stuff and... yeah, stuff

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i like chicken

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

actually-

19. Do you like to dance?

yes

(there is a difference between knowing how to dance and liking to dance)

20. George Bush:

im canadian

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Emilia Marie or something because i like the name Emilia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Xavier or, like, Joshua Xavier because i really like the name Xavier

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

if my education calls for it

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

ou, dayum you actually attractive for once!

turns on lights*

aHAHAHHAHA yeah right

26. When is the next time you will have sex?

... im fourteen... and asian (if that doesn't emphasize my point enough...)

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

chicken. i like chicken.

28. Favorite planet?

uranus trolololol

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

...my mom... no joke...

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

Mario Bros.

31. What shirt are you wearing?

a grey one

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

im wearing some random Old Navy fuzzy socks

and my tsinelas are from Philippines

does that count

33. Bright or Dark Room?

dark, but not like emo dark

just not light (like pink, yellow, orange, etc)

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

that person was Danish so they're foreign so that's cool.

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

...procrastinating my lazy ass off

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

one of my friend's rants about the guy she likes at her school c:

37. Where is your mailbox?

on the side of the house

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

can i put two down cos i say those two an equal amount of times

"SHIT" and "SHUT UP"

(i know 'shut up' is technically two words but yeah)

39. Who told you he/she loved you last?

my friends in that platonic, best friends 69evah way

40. Last furry thing you touched?

my friend's pencil case lol

41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

repeat answer from q26

42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?

umm my crush at the mall (i turned all incognito mode when i saw him tho)

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

too lazy to think about how old i was so like back when i was still living in philppines, a few months before moving to canada

45. Your worst enemy?

my bass clarinet hates me

46. What is your current desktop picture?

Oh Sehun feat. Lu Han & Zhang Yixing (THEY'RE ALL MINE)

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"okay"

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

a million bucks, no hesitation

49. Do you like someone?

do you have the shortest term memory or what didn't i mention having a crush for like two questions

loljk i'm not that cranky but yeah you already know

50. The last song you listened to?

TOPPDOGG - Say It

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

well if there was enough time to jump in front of them, there'd be enough time to push-tackle them out of the way, right?

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

wait lemme go rack my brain for that mental list of mine

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

RIDING MY UNICORN

or winning this chibi monster game thing (or at least trying to)

or eating some chicken

i could use some chicken right now

or maybe poutine??? decisions, decisions...

Fill in #s 1-10 with names of people from a TV show you watch and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.

Randomness with: GAKUEN ALICE AND VAMPIRE KNIGHT. WOOT

1. Hyuuga Natsume

2. Sakura Mikan

3. Nogi Ruka

4. Imai Hotaru

5. Andou Tsubasa

6. Kuran Yuuki

7. Kiryu Zero

8. Kuran Kaname

9. Touya Rima

10. Shiki Senri

6/8 Fanfic?

(yuuki.kaname) err.. i'm a ZeroxYuuki shipper.. orz

Is 4 hot? How hot on a scale of 1-10?

What would happen if 3 got 4 preggo?

(nogi ruka.hotaru) lol what's new?

Do you recall any FanFics about 9?

shh, i'm reading them right now. DO NOT DISTURB

Would 2 and 5 make a good couple?

(mikan.tusbasa) actually i ship them just a tiny bit :3

5/8 or 5/10?

(tsubasa.kaname or tsubasa.senri) i'm not even gonna answer that.

What would happen if 1 walked in on 5 and 6 having sex?

(natsume.tsubasa.yuuki) "what the fuck" - both of us

Make up a summary of a 3/10 FanFic.

(nogi ruka.senri) AW, HELL NO. RUKA IS HOTARU'S AND SENRI IS RIMA'S. PERIOD.

Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

(mikan.kaname) KANAME IS 2000 YEARS OLD FOR POCKY'S SAKE.

Suggest a title for an 9/10 hurt/comfort Fanfic.

(rima.senri) rima finishes her pocky and shiki is there feed her strawberry pocky

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to bang 1?

(hotaru.mikan) gomen, i don't do yaoi or yuri or whatever you call it

If you wrote a SongFic about 8, what would you use?

(kuran kaname) mozart. 'cause you know, he's 2000 years old and shit

What might 3 scream at a great moment of passion?

(nogi ruka) idk

If you wrote a 1/6/9 FanFic, what would the warning be?

(natsume.yuuki.rima) what the fuck

What might be a great pick up line for 1 to use on 2?

(natsume.mikan) i don't need to set you on fire. 'CAUSE GIRL, YOU SMOKIN'

no, i'm kidding. you'll just nullify it anyways.

What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

(natsume) WHY ARE YOU HERE?

wait you must be lost, mikan's room is the one next to mine

1 kisses 10, what happens next?

(natsume.senri) what the fuck natsume you're in the wrong section

8 is stuck in an alley. Who rescues 8 from the Zombie Cats?

(kaname kuran) he doesn't need any rescuing because the cats will just obey and bow down to him

5 and 1 are arguing about something 3 did. What did 3 do?

(tsubasa.natsume.ruka) idk.

7 asks 4 out. What happens?

(zero.hotaru) first natsume then now zero. GET BACK IN YOUR SECTION, KIRYU.

drags him by the ear even though he's a million heads taller than me* do i have to do everything around here? -.-'

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (6) and a brief unhappy affair with (4), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3).

ARE YOU HIGH OR

A Story about a girl

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Aka He's watching you as you read this and seeing if you'll repost it!)