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Well, let's get down to it then.

My name says it all - I'm a nerd, I have a face, and I write stuff.

Aside from the reason I'm here, I am a writer harking from the country of tea, crumpets and questionable weather, Great Britain. Due to my surroundings, I am a very satirical person with a dry sense of humour. Despite this, though, I have a soft spot for the cuties in fiction and shipping fictional characters. I also appreciate when someone gives me constructive criticism - so saying good things and bad things about my work *not a subtle wink at all*. Overall I hope you enjoy the writing I do, leave a review and if you want, stick around!

I also have a Serebii.net profile as mentioned above. Feel free to drop a VM there.

Note: I don't take requests unless they are through Serebii's Visitor Message and appeal to me. PMs are blocked and the reviews section is for proper constructive reviews only.

~Current Projects~

Pokemon Tano Platinum - the main idea is pretty simple. What if the plot of Pokemon Platinum played out as normal, except the main protagonist was replaced with the five stat trainers and treated like an anime more than a game? I'm planning on it being pretty big, so it'll be running for a while. Updates will hopefully happen every Tuesday unless real life gets in the way. CURRENTLY ON LONG HIATUS UNTIL I FIND MOTIVATION

Pokemon Shipping Drabbles and One-Shots - what it says on the tin. If I write a Pokemon Shipping Drabble or One-Shot I like, I'll post it. The miniature stories are quite often entirely my own idea, but sometimes they will be re-uploads of dares given to me by Serebii forum members, just to spice up the content here with some strange and original ideas that wouldn't have even occurred to me without a Serebii member setting the seeds. Updates whenever I feel like it. ON LONG HIATUS

Pokemon White Abridged - basically Pokemon White, except like an Abridged series. Y'know, those comedy things on YouTube. That's it. Be warned that it is at a T rating due to the more mature themes of an Abridged series. Updates whenever I guess.