Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.

Then there was John. John, the doctor; John, the soldier; John, the ordinary man – John, who should be so dull.

When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

Sherlock enjoys an answered prayer.

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.

After an unusual incident in a London alleyway, confusing feelings arise at the worst possible time. John/Sherlock. Angst, Plot, Slash, Smut & Fluff; just how you all like it...

What happens when a case goes wrong and Sherlock becomes unreachable in front of Johns eyes? Angsty Slash. More chapters to come if there is interest :

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

John isn't the most eloquent of men.

Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.

Sherlock is alive. John punches him for it. He's probably getting off lightly.

There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.

Autistic!demisexual!Sherlock and bisexual!confused!John. John ruins everything. Rated for swearing, discussions of drug use, and sex.

Five things Lestrade can do that Sherlock can't and the one thing they both can't do. De-anon from kinkmeme.

No one presumes my innocence. Not even John.

John didn't know Sherlock could even grow a beard. And it's ginger? That was a surprise. So was John's request. "Sherlock, let me shave you." What happens next involves a straight razor, 20 questions, and some very creative foreplay.

John tries to figure out just what exactly Sherlock and Lestrade are to one another and learns that not everything can be so neatly defined. A series of moments.

"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."

Sherlock is ever-analytical. Spoilers for PINK, SherlockxJohn slash.

Sherlock spies on John and Sarah "in flagrante." In the name of research, you understand, purely scientific.

After a case, John and Sherlock discover something that they didn't expect. Rated M. Is set before my story They're Only Echoes and has ties to that story, but both can be read alone.

TRIGGER WARNING for past abuse. John thinks what has happened to him makes him worthless; Sherlock has to show him that isn't true. Rated for trigger and mild slash. De-anon from kinkmeme.

TRIGGER WARNING for self-harm. Sherlock, Lestrade and conversations that can only take place in the dark. Pre-John. Rated for trigger.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

At 221B, Lestrade confronts another Holmes - a much less amenable one. Paternal!Lestrade and Sherlock. Rated T for emotional abuse.

What happens after the boys get home from the events of "Good Golly, Miss Molly." You really should read that first. Slash.

"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

He tears through London like a madman and a thief, stealing bits and pieces from passers-by just because he can, walking into heavy traffic and emerging unscathed, trying to outrun his own shadow and sometimes succeeding.

Watson has the advantage of seeing Sherlock at the height of his powers, but Lestrade—he knows with the certainty of an eyewitness that Sherlock Holmes has been wrong.

So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.

John has to attend some sort of event or ceremony wearing his formal dress uniform from the army. Sherlock gets a good look at him wearing it before he leaves and finds it EXTREMELY appealing. From the LJ Kink meme

"Would it help if I told you it's not what it looks like?" Followup to "Cheater." Slash.

"Leave it to Sherlock to get them involved in a blackmail and murder case that leads to private BDSM parties and way too much information about other people's sex lives." Slash, very, very mild BDSM themes.

A sequel to "Doppelganger." An exercise in writing slash. "John realizes about 30 seconds after they leave the pub that perhaps he has lost control of the situation."

Missing scene from The Blind Banker. John is a tad upset that no one mentioned the Saracen incursion at 221b Baker St. to him. Sherlock is upset that Lestrade can't come out to play. Set after they leave Van Coon's flat.

Missing scene from TBB. Sherlock & John recover after the events of John's abduction. Sequel to my story, The Saracen Assassin which is also here on FF, but can be read completely independently. Gen/Friendship. Pre-slash if you squint.

From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

John is hurt when Sherlock forgets to meet him again. What is their friendship worth? Meanwhile, Sherlock has a dramatic confrontation with Anderson, which will change everything. Can John help Sherlock recover? ADULT THEMES/RAPE WARNING. COMPLETE!

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...