Im pretty new at this fanfic malarky, I try my best to be damn funny...I love LOTR...in fact im a total LOTR geek. I write all my fanfic for my own little fellowship Shaz and Matthew...I love those guys!

Only just discovered the wonderful world of fanfic...just learning the meaning of the fanfic language..like slash and Mary Sue...good comedy material!

Have lots and lots of stories Iv written so far...all pretty much the same kind of humour so I want to see how people react to my first one and then might put up some more...I for oe thik they are getting funnier!

Fics I have written so far include...

The Fellowship do the sercurity at the oscars!

The Fellowship and Harry Potter crossover

My new muse and his adventures!