Itachi and Deidara are from two separate worlds, but their mutual love of street racing has Deidara pulling Itachi into a world where the law isn't as black and white as he thought. ItaxDei ItaDei Warnings: AU, Yaoi, Child abuse, drug use, alcohol, prostitution

When a one night stand turns into two. It evolves into something unexpected.

Draco stays with Harry at the Dursley's during the summer between fifth and sixth year where they spend most of their time locked in a room. So really Uncle Vernon shouldn't have been surprised when he heard Harry's bed creaking, he's the one who locked two hormonal teenage boyfriends in a small room in the first place. Day three of writober 2018 - heat

Harry eats a cursed apple and is stuck in a state like sleeping death. No one seems to know how to break the curse. Can Draco somehow help him, even though they haven't seen each other in years? Would he even want to? (DRARRY, AU-Future Fic)

There's been a series of seemingly unrelated, increasingly gruesome murders in the Muggle world – or so it appears at first. When evidence suggests Auror Potter is targeted as the next victim come Beltane, he needs someone versed in the Old Ways, someone who knows ritual magic, to help prevent that from happening. He needs a pureblood like Draco Malfoy.

Harry goes to Draco for romantic advice. Draco is happy to oblige, and Harry is forced to think about what, and who, he really wants. Hinny becomes Drarry. Rated M for safety

Harry is finally alone after a Quidditch match, or IS he? SLASH RATED MATURE

Harry is living his perfect life, the Golden Trio is still going strong, he works as a successful auror, and he's still the saviour of the wizarding world. Except he's going insanely stir crazy, which may end up involving moving to muggle London, plenty of disguises, even more one night stands, and possibly Draco Malfoy. A ficlet. (Smut warning for Ch.1)

The ticking of the clock echoed throughout the gymnasium, interrupted only by the sounds of flesh smacking flesh, the crunch and crack of bone, and the pained grunts as fists made contact with flexed muscles. Only one of them can win a position as Hit Wizard for the ICW. Written for the H/D Wireless Fest 2018.

In which Draco Malfoy is a bored intern, among other things. It turns out that Harry is not boring. Harry/Draco. EWE. MATURE CONTENT WITHIN. Not suitable for children under age 18.

Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru

Loki transfers to Thor's university after resenting his decision to move out of state. Missing his brother dearly, Thor is all too happy to welcome Loki to his university and their new apartment. Things get weird when Thor finds himself fixated on some piercings Loki had got while away in college, and even weirder when he has a dream about them that he can't shake.

*ONE-SHOT* Remus Lupin has been wanting to snog Sirius Black for longer than he could remember, but he knows he's a monster and that no one in their right mind would want to snog him. When Sirius succumbs to the pheromones Remus puts out before a full moon, it comes to light that Sirius has feeling for Remus, too. Too bad the Monster in Remus thinks it's all a bad joke.

In the magical world, receiving a tattoo means pleasure, not pain, and the pleasure becomes as permanent as the tattoo. Draco wants one but is second-guessing his decision. Harry knows precisely who will put Draco's mind at ease. Written for HP Kink Fest 2018. Drarry. Harry/Draco/George. COMPLETE.

His adopted brother was a tease. There was no way to sugarcoat it. But Thor loved it.

When Remus once again wipes Sirius' memory of a kiss they share, he wonders just how many times he can Obliviate the man he loves before it breaks them both

In which the Shrieking Shack becomes the Moaning Shack. Rated M. Wolfstar oneshot.

Remus has a new toy to use on Sirius, and it turns out to be quite electrifying. (Dom!Remus, Sub!Sirius, semi-public stimulation)

Harry Potter really needs to work on his timing. Wolfstar oneshot.

Remus wakes up after James and Lily's wedding with a terrible hangover and a certain black-haired man in his bed. What were they thinking? Wolfstar, one-shot.

A blizzard, firewhisky, a lap dance, and two oblivious boys. What could possibly go wrong?

Remus turned to face his husband. "Your godson is engaged to a Malfoy. He's used to the finer things in life and I, for one, would like to make sure this dinner is not only pleasant, but that he knows we are not peasants." Sirius barked a laugh. "So the truth is, you want to show off for the little bugger!"

Harry has a tendency to walk in on other blokes getting their knobs polished. He decides it's his turn and uses a bit of Felix Felicis to help get the job done. Too bad a lurking Draco Malfoy is always there to derail his plans. One-shot.

Slight Spoilers for the end of Thor: Ragnarok! Rated M for mature content Thor is overjoyed that his brother is with him, and Loki just wants to have some fun Long story short: Thor caves, and the two enjoy a rather steamy night together. (I mean Loki is adopted, sooo )

In the aftermath of Ragnarok, Thor feels the weight of everything and can't get a grip on his emotions. It doesn't help that the person he loves is alive, but loves to see him suffer. Slash (please review I'm new to this)

AU. Dean's about to meet Castiel, Ellen's new husband's son, he's going to deal with feelings he's never had before,okay sorry i suck at sumarries, hum i don't know how to do this

HPDM slash, background HPGW. Harry, near the end of his life, remembers a strange fling he had with Draco. COMPLETE.

Harry is drunk and guilt-ridden. Draco is stoned and suffering a case of the munchies. What happens when the two collide? Read to find out! [COMPLETE ONE-SHOT] (Placed in sixth year) Harry x Draco

"Bet you liked that, didn't you, Potter?" – "Not as much as you, apparently." / / DM/HP. One-Shot. Complete.

Draco Malfoy reluctantly attends the Ministry Masquerade Gala, an event designed to bring witches and wizards from both sides of the war together. With identities hidden, he meets a man with whom he shares an indiscretion, but is rejected when he removes his mask. The problem is, he doesn't know the other man's identity and is left to figure out the mystery on his own. M/M DM/HP

Fred and George nicked the Sorting Hat and cast a spell on it so that it would sort based on best possible shag. Harry is staggered when the hat places him in the same group as Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, and Blaise Zabini. Written for HP Kink Fest 2017. COMPLETE.

Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]

Time is running out as the exhibits close in on them upon all sides. Forced into an impossible decision, Ib elects to stay so that Garry and Mary may leave the gallery. Now-years later-dreams of their forgotten friend haunting them. Garry and Mary return once more to Guertenas world in order to rescue their dear friend. But when they return will there be a friend left to rescue...

Something's going around, and it's not the flu and it's not herpes, it's a rumor. This rumor could change everything in Sasuke's life, is he ready for it? AU

"The first time Malfoy really saw Potter was when Potter found him by the lake after their argument and gave him back his wand and his cloak." How Draco and Harry evolved during eighth year. A relationship that blossomed from vulnerability and trust. 8th year Fic.

When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

Albus is a shy, self-imposed outcast who in his sixth year finds a reason to want to come out of his shell. Scorpius is an auto proclaimed bad boy who refuses to let go of his reputation. What will happen as things start to get a little out of hand?

Severus had the stomach flu. He was not, as some moron had claimed, pregnant. Well okay yes he'd slept with three of the marauders without them knowing about the other two, but so what? It was just stomach flu for heaven's sake. Mpreg, SeverusMarauders, JPSS, SSSB, RLSS

Little nods to "Twas the Night Before Christmas" . Castiel decides to get all dressed up in costume and give Dean a Christmas surprise with his big sack of goodies. Dean gets Castiel a special gift and Sammy gets a sausage. Guest appearance by Gabriel attempting to fill Sam's stocking with all sorts of things. Destiel, Sabriel, Crack fic, Fluff, humor & naughty stuff.

Hermione buys Harry a journal and he ends up using it to record his DEEP THOUGHTS. Not surprisingly, those tend to mostly involve Draco Malfoy. Mature content herein, M rating for a reason, be warned, etc and so on.

Seamus wakes up early only to notice something strange on Harry's lower back. Does Harry have a tattoo? If so, what is it? Drarry, also some Seamus/Dean and R/Hr. 8th year fic.

Sherlock and John have been best friends for ten years, and now their friendship has hit a romantic level. (Teen!Johnlock AU. Friendship, romance, some rated M . Rated M to be on the safe side.)

Edd's father decides its best for him to learn responsibility through a job at a restaurant . If only his father knew how bad it really was. To make matters worse, his middle school bully decided to become a regular customer.

[Complete/One-shot] Harry x Draco, Romance/Angst. Sometimes sadness needs company. In the midst of war, Draco struggles to deal with his father's death. Then he finds comfort and strength from a most unlikely source.

Sasuke meets a very drunk Naruto at a party and with the way Naruto is rubbing up against him, he can't help it but take him home. But why is Naruto acting so needy and why is he so desperate to have fun this night? SasuNaru, yaoi, AU

The motion caused Dean to look at the dancer's face, eliciting a shocked gasp. "Holy fuck, that's Cas." Dean said, his voice wavering slightly in shock. Castiel, his quiet, nerdy, unassuming roommate was moonlighting as a stripper

Whilst attending Peter's engagement party, Sirius meets Remus Lupin and it's love at first sight. The only problem is that Remus is Peter's fiancé, and Sirius is supposed to be best man at the wedding in a couple of weeks. Can Sirius control his feelings for the shy Werewolf? RL/SB

GoF. The 'Potter Stinks' badges just aren't enough, Draco decides to get under Potter's skin throughout their 4th year with the cheesiest, most cringe-worthy pick up lines going. The only problem is, now Potter is playing along. And that's pretty damn hot! Dedicated to FanofBelleandEdward.

"My sex life is my own and none of your business." Naruto was pleased at the grimace that tugged at those perfect lips; he had Sasuke's complete attention. "Unless, you want it to be…" Naruto kissed him. SasuNaruSasu, YAOI, Warnings and summary inside

After a wonderful night and soon to be wonderful morning, Draco and Harry realize that they have put their secret relationship in near jeopardy when the boys awaken later then they thought. MUCH LATER. Luckily, when the two reach breakfast everything seems to be safe and normal. That is until Harry realizes a crucial mistake the boys made. [COMPLETE ONE-SHOT] Draco x Harry

Harry Potter is an arrogant prick. And he likes fucking with Draco's head and well, other things too. 8th year - Humour - Slash. Sequel to Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive.

Draco Malfoy is not attractive. Not even one bit. Nope. 8th year fic - Shower smut - Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Sequel to Dark Days of Christmas. Back at School the Slytherin's miss causing mischief and decide to brew a love potion to make Draco declare his undying love for Harry Potter. However, after waiting a week with no results the Slytherin's can't understand what went wrong. It isn't until much later that Blaise figures out why. It's not his fault. No one ever reads the introductions!

Thor needs an emergency vacation buddy and who is better for this task than his younger brother? Happy fluff. Thor/Loki. Human AU.

When Harry wins a second bottle of Felix Felicis from Dean Thomas, he is instructed to take it the very next morning. What happens then, and how it basically all comes down to Draco Malfoy, is up to the laws of the universe.

Harry spends part of his sixth year meeting his longtime Hogwarts rival in clandestine encounters, but the threat of the coming war pulls them apart. Years later, after endless drifting from place to place, he discovers that what he's been running from has been what he's been looking for all along. Oneshot. Slash.

Harry and Draco have become partners. While chasing a man that they all want dead, Harry makes a startling revelation. Draco has a kink for parseltongue. WARING male on male intercourse. MATURE! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.

Trans!Remus AU, 1978: When Remus falls unexpectedly pregnant, he and Sirius have to decide what to do. Sequel to "TransFigured". Warning: unplanned pregnancy, tokophobia, abortion, firmly pro-choice. Written and edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Remus Lupin has a secret. He's a werewolf. Thats why he won't let anyone be his friend and pulls away. Sirius and James are determined to be friends with the quiet boy they share a room with but what will they make of his secret? Especially after someone sends them to the Shrieking Shack to find him. Set at the beginning of their 7th year. Slash RL/SB Also a bit of JP/LE - COMPLETE

Due to unfortunate events, Naruto's life is turned upside down when he moves from his childhood country home to a place in the city. While starting at university, he finds himself connecting with new people in new ways. He turns from sure that his life is ending to wondering if his life is really only just beginning, but what secrets will his new friends be hiding? (multi pairings)

Back in sixth year, Harry had spied on Draco on their way to Hogwarts, hidden under his Invisibility Cloak. Back in sixth year, Harry had ended up with a broken nose. Now two years down the road, in a similar situation, he might very well end up with something else altogether.

The fourth war is over and everyone is working hard to rebuild Konoha. What happens when Godaime forces Naruto and Sasuke to live together, under the pretense of 'saving housing space for the villagers' ? Naruto isn't sure what the Hokage is thinking, but he never backs down from a challenge. NaruSasu.

1980: The war rages on. Lily and her friends need a break, and James has always been a little curious... Warning: group sex, pregnant sex, recreational potions use. Written and edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Non-Magic AU, 1976-1978: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart. Warning: underage sex, drug use, self-harm, past child death, past child sex abuse, PTSD. Liberties taken with British boarding school culture. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Remus goes on a camping trip with his friends. As far as expectations go, he certainly wasn't expecting to find comfort in the company of another. RL/SB [1k reads!]

The sequel to "It's the Water's Fault." A few months after the incident, Kakashi wants to prove his theory to Iruka about Sasuke getting turned on when Naruto is soaking wet. One day, Kakashi proves his theory by pouring an entire water bottle on top of Naruto and in front of Sasuke. A fair warning it's Yaoi and lemony. Sasuke x Naruto with a slight of Kakashi x Iruka.

Three months after John and Sherlock move in together, there is a break in cases and without the work to keep him busy, Sherlock begins to pay more attention to his roommate. (Please read and review! Thanks!)

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

Destiel AU - Dean is spending the summer with Anna-his bestfriend & occasional lover-at her family vacation home. He doesn't predict the extra housemate - Anna's little brother, Castiel. One small incident leads to an intimate moment between Cas and Dean and neither of them can control their urges to do it again - just little bit of angst. Warning: Male on male smut

Harry stalked after Malfoy, intent on demanding answers and verification of this theories pertaining to the cursing of Katie Bell and the poison that had almost led to the death of his best friend, Ron, but as he rounded the corner, following Malfoy into the boys bathroom he was met with a sight which changed things drastically; Draco Malfoy was crying. SLASH. Drarry. Snogging. M?

Harry has been cursed and now inhabits the wrong body. Draco Malfoy may be the only one who can help. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

An alternate ending to the scene in which Ian informs Mickey he's leaving to enlist.

When Mandy gets a new job, it's up to Mickey to pick up Leah, Mandy's daughter, from kindergarten. He used to think Mandy and her friend were exaggerating about the teacher. Turns out they weren't.

Stiles wants to forgets he's in a secret relationship with the captain of the high school football team, especially when said captain is naked and thrusting. But he's reminded every time he sees him with his fake girlfriend.

It's Valentine's Day at Leaf Valley High School, and as usual, Sasuke Uchiha's got the attention of all the girls; causing Naruto to sulk in jealousy. But the raven's actually giving someone a valentine this year. How can Shikamaru use this information to his advantage? And will Kisame finally actually get one this year? He doesn't care...but it would be nice... M/M pairs.

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

Naruto loves Christmas, and the holiday season can only improve when his old best friend returns home after 5 years of no contact. With everyone working together again, it'll be just like old times -except that Sasuke's all out of Christmas spirit. With Naruto out to prove how magical Christmas really is, will Sasuke be glad he came home this year? Contains yaoi and lemons

Kevedd. Kevin answers an ad calling for test subjects because he needs the extra cash. Turns out it's Edd's drug they're testing, and neither of them are quite prepared for an interesting side effect. Rated M for language and sexual content.

John discovers his boys together, but doesn't make them stop. No, the walls of motels are paper thin, and all three Winchesters have secrets. Underage (Sam is 16), WARNING: VOYEUR!JOHN

When Naruto had followed Sasuke after class one day, he'd never expected to wind up abducted and trapped with him. Their friends are worried, but when the only cop they can trust runs into trouble of his own; what can they do? Outwit the kidnapper, of course. Hopefully they succeed before anything... interesting...happens... Contains yaoi AND LEMONS. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei

Post Hogwarts. Harry has lost most of his memory. Draco finds himself in a unique position to help. A chance to start over presents itself. Will Draco take it? And what will happen when Harry gets his memory back? HP/DM slash rated M

Trans!Remus AU, 1971-1977: Remus has a secret: he's not a werewolf. See first chapter for possible trigger warnings. This story gets much fluffier and less angsty after the third chapter. Written 2012-2013, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

A little oneshot I wrote for a friend. It's boring when all your boyfriend ever does is paperwork. Luckily, Deidara has an idea to get Itachi's undivided attention. (rated for implied sexual themes)

Castiel is in love with his older sister's boyfriend, Dean. When Cas forms a unlikely friendship with Sam, things start to look up for him. All odds seem against the highschooler in love with the college student until Dean comes into his room and has his way with him. But it isn't the end to their troubles. College/Highschool AU! Psuedo Non-Con. Destiel! Angsty.

10 years have gone by since the boys got out of high school. Rei and Makoto have lost touch with Rin and Nagisa. Makoto is working late one night when a drunken Nagisa stumbles into his cafe triggering the past to unfold. (Yaoi)

AU, set after 3x05, where Mickey and Mandy switch bodies. Second fic written for my Galloween series.

When Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha moved to Konoha; a rumoured hotspot for the unnatural, they never expected to find a house full of less-than-normal inhabitants. Fires, teleporting and psychic meddling; Sasuke's going to learn how difficult it is to live with the supernatural. Contains Yaoi and LEMONS. SasuNaru, KisaIta. Rated M

An unexpected storm floods the dungeons so the Slytherins are forced to share dorm space for the night with the Gryffindors. Harry is the only one who'll share a bed with Draco. For hp drizzle on LJ

A season 4-ish one shot. Dean's sight is impaired for a week, so he resports to the audio description on a porno. My first fic in too long. PWP

An ancient well deep within the Forbidden Forest shows the unacknowledged desires of your heart. It is known as the Well of Erised, or the Well of Truth. What happens when Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy gaze into it? 6th year AU. Harry/Draco slash. boyXboy m/m pairing. Don't like, don't read. Simple.

AU where Ian and Mickey meet online

Castiel has an accident as a child that lets him see people's auras. He remains antisocial until he is forced to attend public high-school senior year where he meets Dean Winchester, the boy who has the most beautiful and brightest aura Cas has ever seen.How can Cas stay away or even begin to understand the complexities of what builds such a beautiful soul?

Rin tries to accept this new craving, but it's a little difficult when he doesn't even know what he's craving. Written for a prompt on the Free! kink (sort of a sisterfic to Fill (me up))

While helping Edd clean his apartment for spring cleaning, Kevin discovers a mysterious little box inside his boyfriend's closet, and what's hidden inside could prove to be quite useful and fun. It's always the quiet ones who will surprise you the most. KevEdd smut onseshot!

One-shot. Draco is experiencing something strange. Everything is weird and repeating. Everything is repeating and weird. Draco is experiencing something strange.

AU College Destiel - Dean is the leader of the group that is constantly giving Cas a hard time, mainly because he's gay. However, when Dean shows up at Cas' dorm room late one night wanting something more from him, things change but, from the outside, everything looks the same. Despite his inner protests, Cas becomes Dean's dirty little secret. Graphic M/M so, you've been warned.

Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.

That was one hell of a party...but what the hell happened, and what will come of it? What messes have been made while drunk and require cleaning up while sober? Sasuke and Naruto had a competition, Neji made a public spectacle...and why's Kisame in such a good mood? Contains Yaoi and lemons. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa

"So, if your boyfriend and your brother swapped bodies and you had to sleep with one of them to change them back, who would you choose?" And here Dean thought he'd already been to Hell.

One Shot where Dean is sixteen years old and wants to get with his older brother's best friend Castiel Novak

Itachi Uchiha, though mischievous, is full of good intentions. His methods are slightly questionable; especially where his (mostly) unsuspecting friends are concerned...but who doesn't love a bit of well-meaning trickery when it comes to love? Drama and confusion ensues! Warning: contains yaoi and lemons. HidaDei, ShikaTem, KibaHina, SasuNaru, NejiGaa.

Ian and Mickey had the whole day to themselves at the Gallagher house. They could finally relax and be themselves around each other. At least, that's what they thought. Ian/Mickey gay slash; AU in which Terry got arrested and the bad part of 3x06 never happened

Haru won't stop until he's completely satisfied. PWP. Written for a prompt on the Free! Kink Meme.

In a fit of restlessness, the type that has your leg jumping updownupdown and your fingers drumming out random beats on your thigh without you even realising, Mickey texts Ian.

Dean and Cas established relationship - shameless smut for a friend. Warnings for dirty talk, milk frottage, and masturbation. Enjoy!

Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

Summary: Ian has the best birthday gift ever planned for Mickey. Warnings: lack of an actual plot, barebacking, oral sex, rimming, light bondage, a bit of spanking, a bit of sensorial play, facial, orgasm denial. Written for Gallavich Week days 6 (Sexy times) and 7 (Future Gallavich).

When Castiel's girlfriend kicks him out, his best friend, Dean offers him a place to stay. Will these two opposites drive each other crazy or will they finally see what everybody around them had known for a long time? That opposites really do attract. Destiel and Sabriel

Harry gets thrown out by Ginny, and stumbles into an old acquaintance in Diagon Alley. They end up rooming together for the night. Slash ensues. Lemon. Not suitable for children; so if you're underage go cry to your mommy and eat your cookies. Drarry Harry/Draco slash

Draco has a toothache. All the firewhiskey in the world can't seem to make the pain abate. But in his drunken state, Draco has an epiphany about what will - shagging Harry Potter. Now if only Potter would agree. I think this is the funniest, best fic I've ever written. Harry/Draco slash, Drarry COMPLETE

Neji knew that he shouldn't like Sasuke but he couldn't help but be intrigued…he wondered if there could be more to the snobby rich kid than meets the eye AU NejiSasu/SasuNeji

Kevedd one-shot. Kevin went out with his friends, leaving a horny Edd alone at home with a cellphone. Rated M for language and sexual content.

AU HighSchool Dean thinks he's irresistible & bets Meg that he can get the strange kid, Castiel to get into bed with him. Dean's feelings start to change as he gets to know Cas. WARNING: graphic male/male porn in later chapters. There's also lots of angsty stuff just btw. Destiel because, hells yes, destiel.

In their senior year of high school, Edd still wants to focus on keeping his grades in order - everything else can wait. But when Kevin needs something from him, they make a deal. This arrangement can only end in tears. KevEdd.

Kevin and Double D are happy together, until tragedy strikes Edd's family. Things fall apart - but eventually, it comes together. Birthday oneshot for Daliah.

Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates

After a swim meet between Peach Creek and Lemon Brook, Kevin has a little run-in with a stranger who looks a lot like Double D... [Prompted oneshot, Regular!Kevin and Reverse!Edd]

Mickey had panicked. He never meant to hurt Ian, he just wanted to end things without saying anything at all, really. Now he can't stop thinking about what he'd done to Gallagher. There's only one option. Right?

Double D doesn't like to see a person in pain, even if that person happens to be Kevin. But sometimes, a little kindness can be taken a long way. Smutty KevEdd oneshot.

Getting a splinter in your finger shouldn't be such a big deal. So why is someone at 221B struggling to keep control when Sherlock tries to help get it out? (It's not as pervy as the title might suggest, but there's implied sex happening.)

Kevin is the lone werewolf that inhabits the surrounding area outside of the town of Peach Creek. Edd's a vampire that stumbled onto his territory on Halloween.

This was Mickey's wedding. And just the thought of that made Ian growl possessively and bite at Mickey's lips. He needed Mickey to belong to him, and him only. It was too painful to watch him get married to someone else. Ian/Mickey gay slash; set during Season 3 Episode 11

Spoilers for late S4/early S5. Cas overhears a conversation during one of Dean's escapades, and when explaining the concept doesn't work, Dean has to show him.

Ian has been gone for a week at ROTC camp. He wants ONE thing.

Castiel scores a date and Dean realises his feelings for the angel as he grows jealous of the woman who gets to go out with Cas.

AU Ian was taken in by his biological father at the age of 5 . Mickey and he run across each other at a gay bar.

Ian, bruised and hurt tries again with Mickey. Finding him in his usual hiding spot, the roof. Obviously, Mickey doesn't want to see Ian, but never the less there he is. Stupid, annoying Gallagher. Fighting/Blood/Future lemons

AU Porny ansty verse. Dean is a self confessed dick addict, who gets off on getting 'fixes' with multiple guys. Cas, is the cop that arrests him for public indecency. Smut, angst etc.

It was an inside joke among the four Marauders that werewolves were well-endowed. Remus has a big problem. Sirius can't help himself.

Mickey's bedroom door swings open because Mickey is a fucking idiot who forgot to lock up. Ian/Mick. Caught red handed.

Harry Potter is dead. A spell goes wrong in Advanced Charms class, leaving nothing but a charred ring and a pair of empty shoes. Draco Malfoy must figure out what happened and try to bring Harry back. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

Ice King realizes that he can't net a princess because what he's actually after is... a prince! Lemongrab/Ice King WARNING: THINGS GET VERY HOT AND SPICY! (SMUT!)

AU PWP - Dean just got kicked out of military school, just as his Dad got remarried to Anna - bringing her techie nerd son right into his house - and right under Dean's nose. Smut, total, smut.

THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! HOT HOT SMUT!

Castiel is a young priest who meets a very rebellious, very striking youth named Dean Winchester who turns his world upside down. Destiel.

Harry overhears a conversation that may change his future. HP/SB/RL. SLASH. Harry/Remus/Sirius triad fic.

For John, trouble starts when a fake engagement is needed for a case. Keeping things secret turns out to be rather difficult when your brother in law actually is the Britsh Government. Soon enough whole London celebrates the happy event. To make things worse, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction and being 'involved' with Sherlock doesn't feel as bad as it should be...

When Balthazar zaps Dean and Sam into the parallel universe where their life is a TV-show, Dean finds himself to be in a very serious, very GAY relationship, with a tweet-happy actor, looking exactly like Cas. That may cause some trouble on the way.

Harry walks in on Draco crying in the bathroom and misunderstands the situation. Weeks later, and it's still all he can think about. Draco needs to know why. Drarry; Harry/Draco.

"Still I'm happy you came," Ian slurs as his face drops closer to Mickey's shoulder. "This was the best Thanksgiving." Mickey looks at Ian, "Best Thanksgiving? Your brother burned a Mister Potato Head. I had to pry your father off you. Now you're hopped up on Percocet." Just another one shot form my"Self Preservation" verse.

This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at

Post Season 7 Purgatory Fic - In a place where there's no time, no hope and no food, Dean ends up depending on Castiel a lot. And realises just how much the angel is prepared to give him. Really it's just a question of of what's being lent, and what's a permanent gift.

Stiles had a navel piercing. STILES. Written to fill a prompt from the Everybody Likes Danny Fanworks Fest.

Dirty, romantic little one-shot. Dean/Cas. AU.

Naruto volunteers himself to keep Sasuke, the doubtful king, from killing anymore virgin girls. Warning inside.

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

It started with a fight between flatmates. Then it grew much worse. Will Sherlock and John admit how deep their feelings for each other run? Cool John, Protective Sherlock and romance.

The brothers are arguing. Like usual. Over something that, so far as Iggy knows, isn't either of their business. Except it is Mickey's. Kind of. But not really, since he and Ian broke it off. Still, Mickey's not just going to stand around with his thumb up his ass, letting Ian get the shit kicked out of him over Mickey's heated slip of the tongue. IanxMickey. R&R please

Written for kink #3: agnophilia - play-fighting and struggling for dominance between partners. Basically, pure Wolfstar smut. Enjoy!

Dean and Cas explore their secret relationship, all without telling Sam. Destiel. Smut.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

Ian doesn't exactly live a stress free life. He has to help look after his younger siblings. He's busting his butt at school to find a way to get out of the neighborhood. Oh, and he's in a relationship with the neighborhood closeted thug.The stress was bound to catch up with him. He just thought that a little Maalox would get rid of the stomach ache. He has never been more wrong.

Mickey says he doesn't know why he's here in a school auditorium watching Gallagher's kid sister debate issues that he frankly doesn't give two iotas about. But, that would be a lie. He knows exactly why he's here, and worst of all he has a feeling that Ian and Debs know too. A one shot that takes place after "Self Preservation."

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.

Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.

All John wants is a good night's sleep, and possibly a nice dream to go with it. So what on earth keeps waking him up just as the dream's getting to the good bit...?

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Just a one-shot containing a conversation between Holmes and Watson at 221 Baker Street about being roommates.

After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.

Mickey's only doing this because he's tired of hearing Linda complaining and he hasn't gotten any in two days. He needs to make sure that he's okay. It's entirely for selfish reasons. It's like he and Ian Gallagher are a couple or anything.

Five years after they first meet, a case in rural Sussex changes John and Sherlock's life forever. Eventual slash.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Gay bashing was a big reason Mickey didn't want to come out. But now that Ian's been hurt, he doesn't have much of a choice. IanxMickey

There are not even words to summarise this. I'm not even going to try. Just read and question my mental state! Rated high for Mickey's language and because I want to be safe .

Naruto's been a bad little slave. How will Itachi punish him? Inspired by Not To Cum by Shadowtwins. Bondage, handcuffs, cock ring, vibrator, orgasm denial, Sharpies, and smut.

Imagine what would happen if when Lip and Ian went to plant the gun at the Milkovich house, Mickey was home from Juvie. Re-write One-shot.

Mickey made a decision and he planned to stick with it, because it wasn't like he'd made many in his life. Ian/Mickey one-shot. Rated M for language.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH

When most people die, they leave their family money or a house. But not Mandy. Mickey/Ian Multi-chap fic

Random One-shot. Mickey doesn't expect to run into Ian in the street and he certainly doesn't expect to hear the news Ian has to deliver.

Mickey can't say how he feels for Ian, he just can't, but when Ian gets hurt, he realises that maybe it wouldn't kill him to just show it. Rated M for the language and possible sex scenes later on :

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

Ian isn't expecting Mickey to be there when he goes to see Mandy, that's his only excuse for why he brought his new boyfriend along. One-Shot.

All hail the not-so-creative title! ; Deidara is forced to give up his room to Kisame, and share with Itachi. He's sure it's going to suck, but he can't deny these feelings brewing inside of him... and what's Kisame planning? ItaDei, yaoi, lemon later.

Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.

Pansy and Blaise are concerned for their friend, who seems to be entirely too submissive to Potter. Implied 8th year. H/D slash

AU. Dean is an EMT who gets a weird call out to a market where Castiel has just had what looks like a seizure. As he soon discovers though, 'weird' doesn't begin to cover it. CRACK ANGST

Ian/Mickey. Written in response to a Kink Meme prompt. The Prompt: Bottom!Ian. Ian always tops in his relationships, but he thinks the time is right and asks Mickey...

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

Summary: For being a secret Ian and Mickey weren't very good at sneaking around. I don't anything. Showtime owns Shameless as well as my soul. Rated M just in case. This is yaoi and that means boy/boy.

Mickey comes out of a three month stint at Juvie, welcomed by his sister and Ian. His 1st few hours out of jail test the boundaries of his relationship with Ian and Mandy. M- sex, language, substance abuse and underage drinking. That's Shameless for you!

It's not easy to be hated by everyone...though it is easier when Harry Potter falls in love with you. H/D

How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.

Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash

Fifth year Terry Boot gets caught in a very awkward situation by Anthony Goldstein, Head Boy of Hogwarts. A deal is made. Hearts and bones are broken and healed. Will this... thing they have grow into something more or will it fade away after year's end?

Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

1977: Sirius is horny and irritable. Remus devises a little punishment. Mild D/s, dom!Remus, sub!Sirius, semi-public sex, collar, blindfold, explicit consent. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Probably done before- Sherlock and John go to a gay bar- for a case! Sexy dancing, UST, and a happy ending, of course : R and R greatly appreciated!

Castiel comes back to Dean. Sex and Angst.

Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!

Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?

Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP

CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.

One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.

Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

Draco corners Harry in the corridor and pulls him into a broom closet. Truly, whiskey can have odd influences. Warning: SLASH! A mild M. Oneshot.

Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.

Castiel goes to Winchester Ranch to buy a horse for his niece's birthday 'cause he's that kind of guy and ends up getting the cowboy instead.

Highschool AU PWP - Castiel has something of a reputation. Dean has something of a secret.

AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.

Dean gets a phone call from Castiel late on night.

Aang decides to go wake up Zuko early in the morning and finds something he didn't plan on-and doesn't quite mind. Strong slash. Zukaang. ZukoxAang. AangxZuko.

Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.

Whatever kind of day it is, whatever style Harry's hair takes, the one constant is that Draco will be secretly fawning over it.

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.

RL/SB SLASH. In their seventh year at Hogwarts, Remus and Sirius finally give in and accept what they've both needed all along. M for language and sexuality. COMPLETE!

The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.

Woody has lived on the small island for years, and one person keeps him going. Rated M for yaoi

Remus lands in detention and improves his knowledge of magical plants. Remus/Tentacles, Remus/Sirius.

Dean wakes up to find himself handcuffed to his angel. Both are annoyed, Sam finds it hilarious and awkward situations await them. But the longer they're tied together, the more things between them start to change...

... And One Time He Participated J/S, fluff

1979: Remus has secretly been in love with Sirius for years. When Sirius suggests a one night stand, Remus isn't sure at first that he wants to risk their friendship, even if it means a night with the one person he desperately wants. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

And sexy mistakes. Bo has recently broken up with Woody, and he decides to drown his troubles in beer and drunkenly come on to his college roommate Buzz! Buzz/Woody with some Woody/Bo, college Human!AU. Rated M.

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

Dean accidentally lays eyes on Castiel's wings. The tension between the two grows, but in a good or in a bad way? Spoilers for season 5!

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

Prince Sasuke is a jerk and ends up getting cursed for it. Suddenly a man who could break the curse appears. Will the spell be lifted or will he run away like everyone else? YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ETC.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Love Potions are illegal for creating artificial feelings, but Lust Charms make real attractions stronger. Sirius wants to know if Remus fancies him and since Remus controls urges well Sirius casts a Lust Charm on him to find out. Includes RL and SB PoV

Its Akatsuki rape! Story intended for the gays and lesbs... plz reveiw

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Sirius hasn't told anyone about his sexual preferences or his feelings for Remus, but after he runs away from the Blacks to stay with the Potters will James be able to get the truth out of him? Oneshot from James' perspective. Rated M for language.

Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11

D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?

Itachi has a most welcome night-time visitor, and he makes the most of the oppertunity. ItaDei, yaoi. M rated.

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

part 2! if you haven't read the 1st one you need to cause it's awesome and also cause this one won't make sense if you don't. WARNING: yaoi, lemons, nudity, language, angst, drama, fluff, etc. Sasu/naru, naru/others

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

First half of a two part story. They met in high school as roomates... Sasuke easily falls for his roommate Naruto but how long will it take for Naruto to return his affection. M for yaio, language and eventual lemon. sasu/naru neji/naru gaa/neji.

Naruto leaves Sasuke and Sai alone in a restaurant not long after Sasuke's return to the village. sainaru and narusasu.

James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.

After a seemingly unnecessary slaughter Itachi is left feeling depressed. Can Kisame cheer him up? NON-YAOI!

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. Sirius has a very large problem but he doesn't have the time to do anything about it ... how will his day go with this problem in his way? Smut.

When Remus is sixteen, he is finally allowed to go to Hogwarts. But life is not as easy as that if you don't know how to behave around other teenagers and, worse, if you are bullied by a gang led by the infamous Sirius Black. Slash: SiriusxRemus.

Remus stays with Sirius over the summer holiday and proves that when everything goes wrong, a lot can go right too.

Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.

James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.

[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.

In which Sirius pulls off a Christmas prank, Remus makes a list, James is overdramatic, and Peter is concerned for Remus' health. RLSB Slash. Now complete with Part Two: Stripping Solution.

Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.

The comedy of how Remus and Sirius got together.

[Complete] James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. Rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. Who'll get to snog our two favorite canines? SBRL slashiness

[One shot] Harry takes a peek in Remus's Pensieve...and discovers much more than he ever wanted to know. Bottom!Sirius, noisy love, SBRL slashiness, Harry's POV.

[One shot] James confronts Sirius on his suspicious lack of relationships, forcing him to reveal his secret feelings for a certain marauder. What will Remus do if he finds out? SBRL slashy fluff.

[One shot] Remus wakes up with a [coughcough] problem after an arousing dream about Sirius. An interesting [and slightly kinky] conversation follows. SBRL slashiness

To drink of Lethe and forget is the greatest treasure. When seeing is believing, the consequences of terror are dire.

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.

You must be familiar with the concept: sneaking late at night, two boys trapped in Snape's Potions closet... but this snoglet has a little twist that's uniquely its own.

[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.

{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.