A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. FINALLY UPDATED 8/29/17 SORRY I KNOW I'M THE WORST.

At age 5, Annabeth Chase was abandoned on the beach. At age twelve, she graduated from Sea School in England and joined the navy. At age 16, her ship was taken over and destroyed by Greek Pirates. Now, taken hostage by the Greeks, she must either escape or come to accept her attraction for the raven haired, green-eyed captain of the Argo. Percabeth.

Just a bunch of Thalico one shots.

Adrien and Marinette draw each others names in their classes secret santa and do their best to get the perfect gift.

Living in the world of Hetalia isn't always easy for Reader. There's America challenging her to drinking contests, rumors going around that China likes her, England's several different personas flying all over the place; not to mention Romano's been going all tsundere on her & the BTT's practically been fighting for her attention. Oh, and those damn 2Ps just won't leave her alone.

Last year, he proved himself as a hero and finally got his share of glory. Nico's looking foward to things going back to normal; but unfortunately they'll do the opposite. He thought being 14 was tough? Well, being 15 is tougher. Sequel to Being14isTough

Sequel to Sometimes, Drama's Actually A Good Thing. Join Arabelle as she goes through the experiences of high school. Immature boys, bratty girls, flirty teachers, drugs, the works. And let's not forget her boyfriend, Nico Di Angelo.

She smiles as she digs the camcorder out of the cardboard box. She lays on the couch and sinks into the memories; her memories; their memories.

Nico is sent to middle school by Chiron, and he immediately hates it. He makes some friends, and starts to fit in as much as a demigod can, but then Nico meets some dangerous people. Rated T because I'm paranoid!

There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?

Human AU Kiki never wanted to be the face of her father's video game company. She'd much rather enjoy her games in peace without the pressures of the real world. So, what happens when her perfect virtual world gets disrupted by a loud, happy go lucky hero? Used different human names. Ameripan Fem!Japan x America.

Sequel to Love the Babysitter. If you only knew what happened before, between and after the story... AU/AH.

Grover and Percy are planning on making Annabeth jealous. What will they do? What will Annabeth do? This is a plan for disaster for sure! Set before TLO. - DISCONTINUED. RE-WRITE HAS BEEN PUBLISHED AS "TO THINK OF ME"

After being caught stealing a wallet from her teacher, Annabeth's father receives a letter from 'Half-Blood Reformatory for Bad Kids', saying that Annabeth should be corrected. But in a house full of troublemakers, Annabeth doubts it. Especially when she falls for the worst of all, Percy Jackson. AU/AH. T for minor lenguage.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Alfred was the beautiful boy on the bus. USUK.

Annabeth Chase needs money and Sally Jackson needs a babysitter to look after her two young children, Polly and Tyson. So Sally hires Annabeth. But what happens when Percy Jackson, the eldest son, meets Annabeth? Percabeth, Thalico, and more!

Nico di Angelo is almost the most popular boy in eleventh grade at Goode High School. Thalia Grace hangs back in the shadows and lashes out at anyone who tries to come close to her. He knows she's hiding something. She just wants to be left alone. What happens when he starts getting closer to her? High School AU, Thalico, Percabeth. Rated for depressing themes in later chapters.

People making out in public sometimes makes us sick, but when Percy and Annabeth do it, it's just plain adorable, but they still need their privacy. Short instances where Percy and Annabeth definitely need to get a room. 6 Chapters PercyXAnnabeth (Disclaimer: I don't own the story or picture)

After the Giant War, Annabeth started a YouTube channel to stay updated with her friends. Now she's bringing Percy into it: together, one day at the beach, they film "The Boyfriend Tag". One-shot.

It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth

Annabeth, best friends with Percy for who knows how long, defends her feelings for him countless of times. Despite how she constantly claims they're only friends, no more no less, can those feelings step out of the friend-zone? May contain OOC-ness, but when it's AU, it's bound to happen. COMPLETE. (gross writing dont even bother)

8 years have past and the four friends drifted apart. But when the impossible happened, the four friends reconcile in the most inconvenient of ways; they get stranded together. During this, feelings submerge. random cravings happens, fights occurs, anxiety is evident; as they embark on an expedition, scouring for the truth. COMPLETE. (deleted, sorry!)

A song for your wedding, my love. (FRUK/USUK)

The first story is a snowball fight. I might turn this into a collection of stories if you guys like them! Very fluffy.

Percy and Annabeth, they were best friends, and that was always enough. As we watch them grow up together, feelings change, but some things will always remain the same. In the end, it was more than enough—with a little leftover. Percabeth. Growing together. One shot.

What happens when Thalia goes back to camp three years after the war, and falls in love with Nico? Drama, Love, Friendship, and a whole lot of funny crap. T because I'm paranoid. Thalico. OCs.

Here our some of the things think go on in Leo's mind, T for language.

We've all been there; bored in a meeting with only the pen in your hand and the papers in front of you to keep you from committing mass-murder in the boardroom. Of course, things can go a little sideways when your writing gets a little steamy, and the excrement /really/ hits the fan when the person you were writing about gets a hold of your notes and critiques your grammar.AmeCan

FIRST FANFIC PLEASE- The story continues from the underwater kiss they had at the end of PJO and sex after a few Chapters and a good romance story R&R

The title says it all. Percy does pick-up lines and Annabeth gets annoyed. Four times Percy annoys Annabeth with these cheesy lines, and one time Annabeth gets Percy. Beware of corniness and fluff. Enjoy fans!

Set after BOTL, a quick One-shot between Percy and Annabeth. Enjoy and please no flames, my first FF.

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

Thalia can't handle the world anymore. But what happens when Nico finds her? AU one-shot. Rating for suicide. WARNING: very depressing. Thalico, slight Percabeth.

Annabeth surprises her boyfriend by transferring to Goode without him knowing.But what will happen when she finds out Percy is considered the hottest guy to walk school grounds and that a lot of girls were after him?Will Annabeth give up or fight for him?

Thalia and Nico made a lots of bets. *Now just a One-Shot* BEING EDITED

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Sadie Kane has a crush on Nico, but refuses to acknowledge it. Nico di Angelo thinks he found the girl of his dreams, but is afraid of telling her. What will happen, especially of one of them disappears? Sadico! Now Complete. Sequel already posted

And it all started with a pair of Converse. Percabeth and Thalico and a bunch of other pairs. But don't be fooled, there's alot more to this story. AU and OOC. Pre-written so I will update quickly! Hope you like it!

"I am not an Aphrodite child. I have never had a major crush on a boy, let alone kissed one or anything. But this was interesting." What happens when a daughter of Apollo meets a son of Hephaestus, The Lost Hero's own Leo Valdez? Leo/OC Just after TLH

Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico pass notes.

Even though Valentine's Day is a cheap excuse for a holiday, Thalia has to admit that waking up next to Nico makes it a little more bearable.

Being sexy is really hard, Annabeth discovers. Especially when you have a kelp-headed son of Poseidon for a boyfriend. Percy/Annabeth, futurefic. Rated M to be safe.

An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.

It all started with a bet. Percy Jackson a junior in high school, and the school's number 1 hottest playboy always gets the girl he wants. However when a new girl moves into town he was determine to get her despise how much she hates him

Jason, Piper and Leo were bored. So The Stolls gave them something to do. And that's watch a video of Percy and Annabeth's first and underwater kiss after the war, taken by the Stolls and pretty much the whole camp. But DONT TELL ANNABETH AND PERCY!

Percy decides it's time to give Nico The Talk … several years and three girls too late. Companion piece to A Little Girl Talk Never Hurt Anyone.

USUK. Alfred began writing letters a long time ago, and he has simply never stopped. It is hard to bare your heart to someone when you believe they do not return your feelings; it is easy when you know they will never find out. Non-AU.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

I sighed. Oh yeah. I was with the Hunters. I still hadn't gotten used to it. I mean, it had been 5 years and I'm still a 15 year old. A day from 16. A story about Thalia. And the couples are Percabeth and...Thalico! There will be a sequel!

It's Rick Riordan's birthday! Here's a one-shot for him as a present. Summary is inside. Enjoy!

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon

Nico asks Thalia to meet him out on the woods in the middle of the night, what's going to happen? Read to find out. Thalico.

Nico's day seems to be getting worse- especially when he gets turned into a dog by Hera herself. But things get interesting when he hears Thalia talk about her life without her knowing that it's him who's listening. One or two cuss words. One-shot.

After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

America recounts many kisses over the centuries. Various pairings inside.

How would Nico and Thalia's dance be like? What if it was at camp half blood? DISCLAIMER: DONT OWN ANYTHING! Thalico! One Shot!

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

How do you cure hiccups... Thalico style? Read and Review please! :D

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

Arthur gets a letter in the mail informing him of his school's ten year reunion. USxUK is the main pairing, but others may be hinted at through the course of the story.

Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10

A 14 year old's life is hard. A 14 year old son of Hades' life is harder. Nico di Angelo has killed monsters, fought in a war, and communicated with the dead, but he's on a whole new adventure now: Becoming a teenager. R&R Constructive critism is welcome

Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!

Percy's dying and Nico hates that he could feel it. A story of a love one's slow death, and how fighting monsters all year round could be a lot easier than accepting it. Emo-ness hard-core fashion thalico please review. :

Thalia and Nico argue over who's the best God and play chess to figure it out. Annabeth and Percy's the only sane ones left. "Checkmate," I said with a smirk. "I win."/ "No," he said. "I win." Then he leaned over and... Thalico. Sprinkles of Percabeth. [REMOVED]

Since Thalia convinced Percy and Annabeth to get together, things have taken a turn. Annabeth starts to dream about two kids. What could this mean? Percabeth and Thalico. NO FLAMERS!

Once when Thalia gets kicked out of the hunt her life takes a turn. A change that she did not see coming.A bad one at that. Thico,Percabeth in later chapters

Nico writes to Bianca once every year to tell her what's been happening in his life. Spans 5 Years. Thalico, some Rachael/Nico. One-Shot.

Nico starts getting the rumblings of a Hades-like plan to acquire the the girl that's struck his interest during Percy and Annabeth's wedding. Thalico / Thico some Percabeth. Completed - Epilogue or Sequel pending requests.

Thalico. Several years later the huntresses return to CHB. Nico can't shake the reminder of Bianca until he's actually face to face with Thalia again. Oneshot.

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.