You remember that one fan fiction that was about Portal and featured your standard Mary Sue? Well this is a commentary on it! Yaaaaaay. This is more or less just something i can relax with whilst i'm writing my proper pieces, so enjoy me being snide. Updates ever Monday. I do not own Portal or IT'S MY LIFE, thank god.

Mei's hermit life included watching Christoph on T.V and hiding away from the little demon. Her mom manages to persuade her to get out of the house and go on a journey with Hugh. With her lack of knowledge of battling, strange love triangles, Team Plasma, plus more, her journey is going to be anything but normal. Rated K plus for crackish events. Sequel and LiveCaster Shipping!

In which Mei gets stuck, Hugh is a little too blunt, and Kyouhei is of no help. Implied! Hugh/Hue/Hyuu x Mei Sequelshipping. Rated T for swearing.

Set during the Chamber of Secrets movie. Draco realizes a certain Scarred-Gryfindor is missing from his house table, and the realisation wreaks havoc on Draco in ways he could do without. Harry-Draco oneshot.

VolknerxFlint/ IgnitionShipping. A Sherlock-wannabe Dawn and her unwitting sidekick Roark decide to spy on Volkner and Flint, who Dawn suspects have hidden romantic feelings towards each other and it seems like they've arrived at the perfect time. Oneshot

One-Shot! From the monster's point of view. Rated M for strong language.