I am the Funny Guy, you know the guy with the sense of humor that can range form the K rating to full on M! Armed with a sick mind (and equally sick internet) and fueled by caffeine and other snacks along with rock'n roll, I shall wreck terror on many stories. Mind you that anything I do post seemed like good ideas at the time. Also, typos and misspelling will come up ALOT (My skills with a keyboard suck more ass than a pissant Democrat in the U.S. congress.). I will diverge form Humor, but not too often. Updates WILL be eratic, why? CAUSE I SAID SO!

By the way, I will NOT do request fics, because you can find someone better than me to do them.