Hello, this is Save the Wildcats, welcome to my account!

First, a message to the world at large:

I have received one too many reviews saying things along the lines of "Nobody likes Ashfur," and "I don't like this story," and "This is a waste of my time," and "Stop writing this story because I hate it." I have a few things to tell you all, so listen up.

ONE: "Nobody likes Ashfur."
Ashfur doesn't like you either. So suck it.

TWO: "I don't like your story."
Well . . . why not? I don't mind constructive criticism. But this is not constructive. I really don't know what this is.

THREE: "This is a waste of my precious time."
It's not as if I'm waterboarding you and forcing you to read it. Save some time for both of us and don't bother me with this nonsense.

FOUR: "Stop writing your story."
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Clearly I don't like you and you don't like me. I like my story, and so do my fans. If you don't like it, don't read it.

Muchos gracias!

What am I doing right now? I'm proofreading my Ashfur story! As in I'm going through, correcting my grammar, (it was awful, I know,) and making the language prettier. It's much much much better, in my opinion, and I'd love it if you read it. Give it a try. I'll send you telepathic cookies or kidnapped celebrities in swimsuits or whatever else it takes to make you read it.

I have two stories right now:

My first story is What Happened After and it's a oneshot I wrote for school, about what happened after the end of To Kill a Mockingbird. Nobody ever reads Mockingbird fanfics on this site, which is very sad, as it's one of my favorite books/movies. My story is also pretty good, and I'd like it if you read it. If you still need further convincing, it won an award! So I'd be much obliged if you read/reviewed.

The other story is named Ashfur: the Untold Story, and the title says it all. It's Warriors, which I used to really like, and I still do like the first and second series, but the Power of Three was a pain to get through, and I'm not even going to bother with the next series. It's like listening to Justin Bieber or any number of pop singers, or looking at Robert Pattinson's hair. Yuck.
I've know that I just don't have time to update often, so I've lost most of my followers. (Shrugs.) It was nice while it lasted. But I'll be happy if every so often, someone meanders onto my page and reads poor Ashfur's story. It's kind of long, and I update every few months, unless it's summer, in which case I could get a chapter in once every few weeks. I think I'm just going to stick to oneshots from now on. And if you review Ashfur, follow the rules listed above. Stupid people waste everybody's time. That's a life lesson right there.