Vampire Kasai Shirosaki wasn't looking for love, didn't want love, and most of all, just didn't care... but destiny seems to be playing tricks as a boy named Ichigo Kurosaki enters the ancient immortal's life. Rescued by the Vampire, Ichigo soon finds himself in love at first sight, but what will he do when he finds out that Shiro is more than just a man? Vamp. HichiIchi

AU. Zero knew he never should have read any of the letters he had been getting these past few months. Kaname/Zero

Naruto and Deidara both demand respect from their respective Uchiha. They also can't hold their liquor or keep their big mouths shut. That's bound to have some interesting results. Various pov's, but mostly Naruto's; crack fic; foul language; more warnings inside

Bookstore AU – in which Kaname visits the same bookstore almost every day and it's got nothing to do with the cute employee who recommends him amazing classic books. It's really not.