With the recent death of their old alpha the King's pack are testing packmates eager to become a Kingsman when an intruder shows up on their land. An intruder, they soon find out, who is actually the son of a former pack member. And this new young wolf is not only very much Kingsman material...but has the bloodlines to challenge Chester King for the position of new alpha.

Merlin has been busy with regrouping Kingsman and making sure the world isn't threatened by another madman for more than a year. And it works out well enough, he thinks, so perhaps everything is going to settle down soon. When a hitman nearly kills him one night, it's time to reconsider. Unfortunately, it's pretty much downhill from there for the most part.

"Tell me why he's believed to be better than me!" "You are quite like a hound, wayward and impetuous." She let out a sarcastic laugh. "Impetuous... I'm bloody furious! Usually-" "However", Galahad, who hadn't finished yet, interrupted her. "hounds are also protective, highly intelligent and loyal... qualities of a true Kingsman Knight." Rated M mainly for violence

Sequel " What the Devil needs (EN)" – An elevator, our two partners who go into it… Fluffy stuff, you say? Not really. It'll be hot, though… In a way.

In a world where dragons can take the shape of men, the Kingsman Guild is shocked to hear that their leader intends to divorce his consort, Harry Hart, and force the man to marry Eggsy Unwin, a low born dragon less than half Harry's age. Harry thinks their marriage is doomed before it starts, while Eggsy is oddly optimistic.

Sequel to "Minx and The Beast." After that first date, this follows that day, picking up right where the last story left off. This follows Lucifer and Chloe through the rest of the night and the following day. This story has curses and SMUT. If you don't like either, or you are perhaps on the fence, don't risk it. WARNING: Adult Content. Thanks for reading!

Once a cast member of the popular British soap "Kingsman', Harry Hart was more than happy to leave the show behind years ago. Then he stupidly let his friend Eggsy convince him to possibly come back for a season, not knowing that the little brat had come up with a brilliant plan for their characters...which would pair them up romantically. The boy's lost his mind.

One-Shot-Collection revolving around Chloe and Lucifer. Chapter 5: So now it was finally there. The moment she'd seen his face. Had seen the real him. And he wanted nothing more than to talk about it. But the Problem was: She didn't. And that tore him apart. (The specific ratings for the stories are within the chapters.)

(COMPLETE) M/F, M/M, M/M/F - Chloe and Lucifer have fallen in with one another but feelings of inadequacy plague her. She has an idea of how to fix the problem, but it brings in a whole new set of issues. Wing Reveal, Case Fic, Language and smut - NOTE: This version is the same as my Archive of Our Own edition, slightly edited. Eventual OT3, maybe more.

Chloe and Lucifer swap bodies. Hilarity ensues. Well, depending on who you ask.

Well it's basically Deckerstar smut. It fits into the category "Plot? What Plot?", at least for now. Some plot might arrive at some point ;). You've been warned :D :D. Hope you enjoy :D

Eggsy's never liked beaches. He's never been able to explain why. Full summary inside. Harry's POV, KGC never happened, not disabled, could count as fix-it?

A building comes down on top of Chloe and Lucifer. Sounds like a bad start for a story? Well, find out for yourself.

Harry Hart was called to a town where they have the 10 plagues Egypt on their doorstep. 'The reaping AU'

It's been a year since the near demise of Kingsman, and within that year they have been able to rebuild, but now Statesman is asking for their help. The newest member of Statesman, Claire Henry, has taken over as technical support analyst and she's stumbled upon information that could put the entire Statesman agency in jeopardy.

Lucifer gets a concussion and forgets that he's the devil, among other things.

It is the year 2015, where England's greatest betrayal has crippled one its greatest protectors. Now, with Merlin and the reluctant Galahad travelling to the darkest depths of the Scottish Highlands to hopefully ensure the fate of the Realms, secrets from thousands of years past are about the come to light and shatter the reality they have lived for several centuries.

It all started with a calling he didn't felt in eons. He would ignore, he wasn't that anymore. He wasn't His soldier anymore. But when his brother stumbles back into his life, he can't stop thinking something is really, really wrong. [The complete is inside]

As twins, Eggsy and Gale had always been sinfully close. They were the only strength they survived on in the darkness of Rowley Way. Yet, with their new life thrown upside down with their Mentor's return to England, it is up to the older of the two to make sure his little brother is alright. Even if it means harkening back to the days where nothing in the world mattered but them.

Agent Galahad knew exactly who he would recruit and recommend. He didn't, however, expect her.

After an unexpected collision of attraction four years ago, the sweet few seconds they shared in each other's company was likened to the kiss of a butterfly...gentle and eternally fleeting. Only, as the world drowns in death and a heavier burden; fate has decided to deal its new hand. Eggsy never once expected a chance to meet the gentleman again, until he showed up at the shop.

Harry doesn't enter the kitchen much. Not to get tea. Not too cook. He can't stand too. Can't stomach the thought of going in there and not see a youthful body swaying along to a song. He can't stand the thought of there not being laughter in the air, the scent of food cooking wrapping around him. Turning to see the table empty of his lover would kill him.

This is a collection of various drabbles pertaining to songs about Deckerstar

A collection of Reggsy oneshots because they deserve it and I'm bitter

A gloss on 'Til Death Do Us Part, in which sex and the Devil do more than malt and Milton can to justify God's ways to man.

Now this is Harry Hart we're talking about, Tequila can only be expected to keep his hands (and other body parts) to himself for so long. Part seven in Yellow Brick Road series.

Harry Hart was rarely moved to emotion in his line of work, always distancing himself from all targets. Only, after running into a vibrant treasure in the middle of London's monochrome skyline, there was no denying the dark possessiveness ignited deep within his blood. He had decided to capture this lovely new butterfly and shackle them together for the rest of eternity.

Chloe is unable to move on romantically because of her unresolved 'thing' with Lucifer. Maze makes a suggestion. Things don't pan out how Chloe planned. Three Chapter Short Story. Based after s03e14 current.

Chloe has to give Lucifer a massage. For Science! Actually, for a case. Lucifer discovers something new about himself. PwP. Not set in canon, but probably fits best in season 1.

One-shot that takes place during 3x13. Just after dinner is over and their new neighbours have left, Lucifer starts feeling quite sick, and his new "husband" has to make sure that the Devil does not end up dying on the first day of their sting operation. Pierce/Lucifer friendship. Space-filler, does not disrupt the main storyline.

Harry Hart never told Eggsy he had a brother, one his protégé could never have expected. Yet, as they grow closer in the wake of Galahad's near fatal injury; a deeper and much more meaningful entanglement strives to bind them all together. Loyal to a fault, the younger agent is absolutely terrified of falling in love with either of the twins…never mind unable to stay away.

This one shot is the sequel of "Under my umbrella" : After a night of passion between Lucifer and Chloe, tragedy hit LUX. Will Lucifer be able to salvage this brand new happiness he has found in Chloe's arms? Next sequel / one shot to come: "Disturbia".

I received a few prompts and decided to give some of them a go. Thanks, Darkstarius :D. In a few words, some demons escaped Hell and are bringing havoc and murder on Earth. Lucifer is informed by one his loyal ones of the situation. Chloe's at the penthouse when it happens. The demon refers to Lucifer as his Lord/Liege/Master. Lucifer asks him to treat Chloe as his Queen.

Merlin and Harry have a standing Christmas tradition. Adding Eggsy and Roxy will make Christmas this year a little bit different. Preslash Merlin/Roxy and Harry/Eggsy.

"Just for you I shall burn the world to ash." It's been a year since Galahad fell at the hands of Valentine, permanently and psychologically debilitated by the confrontation. He attaches himself to his darling boy as a means of escape, just as much as the younger man attaches himself to the older man in search of constant reassurance. Bound eternally, they become broken and twisted

*Story re-uploaded*! Lucifer makes it his mission to find who ended Linda's life. Warning for mpreg in later chapters. Please R&R again if you wish loyal readers :) Chapter 20 up! FINAL CHAPTER!

Their traditional Christmas Eve party, alternatively pronounced 'Lee Unwin's annual gathering of strays,' has been held in Harry's pub, Kingsman, since its inception in the 80s (Harry, of course, being one of the strays). Or: in which Eggsy goes for broke and Harry's fate has always been determined by Unwins (bartender AU/the unfortunate songfic) French translation by EinalemButler

AU :: Harry missed something again. This time it could cost Eggsy his life.

When Eggsy asked him what was going through his head in those last terrible moments after he got shot, he was hoping for more than Harry's empty answer of 'nothing'. Eggsy feels despondent and sad about how he feels about Harry until Harry admits that he wasn't entirely truthful about Eggsy's question. As it turns out, Eggsy isn't the only Kingsman with emotions.

He stood her up. Things could have gone differently. For both. Post S02x09. Sexual content. deckerstar...of course! COMPLETE

After saving the world, Harry Hart reflects on those lost to him, and realizes that contrary to what he told Eggsy, he might have fallen in love once- just a little too late. Post-Golden Circle.

Merlin's life flashes before his eyes in his final moments, and he only sees one thing... Part 4 in the "Yellow Brick Road" series by coldfusion9797

Waking up next to Eggsy... ;)

Eggsy's good with his tongue. His ability comes back to bite him.

If Harry Hart could survive a gunshot directly to the head, then Roxy Morton sure as hell could survive being in a building hit by a missile.

Harry finds himself on the receiving end of an affectionate letter campaign.

A fraction of the 30 days challenge on tumblr starring Harry Hart and Eggsy Unwin.

"I have found my way back to you, Detective." Lucifer Morningstar - "You left for the second time ... And you still came back! Now what do I do to protect my heart?" Chloe Decker. This is a series of one-shots "alternate universe" fan fiction taking place after the disappearance of Lucifer into the desert.

Merlin and Roxy engage in a little morning naughtiness

Eggsy stumbles in on Harry wearing very little and has trouble leaving. Harry notices.

After the events of the V-day massacre, the remaining Kingsman agents are in danger once again as an unknown, vengeful force begins picking them off like flies. Eggsy, still reeling from the death of his mentor, is forced to face the reality that his one true love may not be dead at all, but is no longer the man they all remember.

Eggsy's point of view of that time Harry swooped in and swept him off his feet. (Sequel to Strictly Speaking)

Eggsy is caught in an explosion, and when he gets home Harry, who died five years ago in Kentucky, is waiting for him. (Now with added page breaks)

Harry Hart is an unstoppable force of villainy. Eggsy Unwin is an unstoppable force of good. They like each other more than is expected.

The Kingsman have to deal with weird shit sometimes. Luckily, most of them are weirder. Unluckily, Eggsy is not. (or: in which everyone is magic, and Harry makes a series of questionable decisions to save Eggsy's life that also serve to effectively marry them.)

Harry is the King and Eggsy is the consort (also was a commoner). Stressed by the public and the nobles, to conceive an heir becomes a problem in which Eggsy steps up to help Harry because he wants to see the King happy.

Finding yourself in an undercover operation where you and your partner play a married couple is one thing. But suddenly realising that the case pushes you both into a direction none of you were prepared for, a completely other. Especially when you discover, that your close contact has the same effect on him as drugs. [rated M for intense/sexual content and topic]

Stripper AU. First and foremost he did it to pay the rent, but that didn't mean he couldn't have a little fun.

1979. Eggsy was nineteen. Harry was twenty one. Eggsy was a candidate for the position of Gawain, Harry was stationed by Arthur to 'judge the recruits'. Arthur doesn't know that the two were more than 'engaged' in each other's company. But after an explosion, with unknown chemical effects it has become more than evident. But the effects were only evident after five years.

Eggsy can't forgive Harry Dark Harry Hart does not so nice things to Eggsy

Occasionally a job will come in that requires very particular skills, and Merlin will be required to reluctantly don his cassock and take care of Our Father's business. This time Eggsy is going too. Rather alternative Malahad.

Chloe had always felt very ambivalent about the idea of sex on a plane. Then the day came that she had to spend 14 hours and 32,000 feet with the devil himself.

Two missed fights, a stolen set of keys and car, a threat of eighteen months in jail and no choice but to use his dad's medal on the off chance someone will save him. Eggsy didn't ever expect that his savior would be a posh looking bloke, who's also a werewolf and intends to change Eggsy's world forever by inviting him to join the Kingsman Pack.

Waking up in bed together is what Eggsy has dreamed off since meeting Harry Hart, however waking up with a splitting head ache with both of them tied up is not what he dreamed off.

"If there was a perfect way to wake up, Eggsy nattering in her ear about how brilliant she was would rank top five-if she wasn't lying in a hospital bed with an open wound, two broken ribs and a concussion." When Roxy is injured and nearly compromised on a mission, her night time visitor (and resident quartermaster) has a number of clandestine feelings about it.

Inspired by the scene in Manly Whatnots where Lucifer catches Chloe coming out of the shower, this time he stumbles in on her in during an intimate moment. Begins there and continues with them growing closer. Equal parts fluff and smut.

His work as a spy has turned Harry Hart into a man he often doesn't recognize or want to be when he takes the time to see what he's becoming. And so one night he goes out looking for a chance to get in touch with the man he once was, his plans taking an unexpected twist when a young man looking for something too proposes they could help each other. Slight AU

Reggsy bodyguard AU. Eggsy becomes a bodyguard for the Morton family. (NOTE! Eggsy and Roxy are the same age! Eggsy is about 3 months older tho)

Oneshot. Eggsy would much rather be spending New Years Eve with his mates down the pub, but that's not an option anymore, not now he's an international spy. So instead he's dressed in an uncomfortable fancy dress custom and mask, surrounded by rich untrustworthy people. Basically he's bored and miserable. That is of course until a masked stranger captures his attention. #Reunion

Following Eggsy and Harry from their first meeting to the last time they set eyes on each other, through shots in the head and falling in love and finally getting their shit together.

Harry Hart is left severely wounded after the events of Kentucky, unable to preform his Kingsman duties he is seen as useless to the organization. Eggsy is determined to get Harry back to health, taking on the role as caretaker of his abandoned and traumatized mentor. Lots of Angst/Hurt Comfort/Whump and FLUFF! Eventual HARTWIN

Having turned in his resignation, Eggsy is browbeaten into taking one last mission...and of course he ends up with life threatening injuries, and all his plans to hide his real reason for leaving from Harry fall through in the process. His ex lover knows he's pregnant now, and that means everything is going to change. Again.

Chloe surprises the Devil and it's something he won't forget anytime soon. Deckerstar for those who requested it ;) Rated M for safety.

Set a few months after V-Day, and follows Roxy and Eggsy's blossoming love story.

Getting married to the Devil is never a good idea - pseudo marriage or not. Chloe learns the truth the hard way.

Eggsy just wants a better life for his mother and his sister, so he did what he had to. Getting into the business was easy since his stepdad arranged things. It's getting out that's the hard part. Luckily, he runs into Harry, a tailor that is much more that he seems.

Eggsy and Roxy are fellow sex demons and they get together every so often to compare notes on how their boys (Harry and Merlin) are shaping up. Incubus!Eggsy/Harry and Succubus!Roxy/Merlin

friends should sleep in other beds, and friends shouldn't kiss me like you do. i know that there's a limit to everything, but my friends won't love me like you.

Eggsy's mission is to go back in time, find his beyond stupid target, and keep the barmy bastard from ruining his life before it really happens by way of turning the Kingsmen against him or harming Harry. And no one way he's failing Harry again this time, even if Harry is making it even harder on him then expected. Suppose he should have expected that. Drat.

Roxy is devastated after her mentor's death. She's not yet ready to talk about it though, so she turns to Eggsy in a effort to find some comfort...in his bed.

Maybe it's because of her height, or because she is unashamedly a lady, well-mannered, and, she hopes, kind, or because her eyes also sparkle with a fierce, intimidating kind of intelligence and determination, but she's rarely treated as an equal. And so something unexpected sparks within her at the show of respect. She's determined to show she's worthy of it. Eventual Roxlin.

Chloe comes up to Lucifer unannounced after Lux has closed and happens upon him playing the piano, but this time he is singing along with the music, and she cant help but feel that it is for her.

Each month, Kingsman agents are required to complete a random challenge. Last month it was stealth and thievery. This month's challenge involves working in pairs to take care of a fake baby that requires attention just like a real one. If it starts crying, you have exactly three minutes to stop it. Otherwise it explodes. Harry n' Eggsy V.S. Roxy n' Merlin. Who will be victorious?

Harry Hart is a vampire and is an arse hole and Eggsy belongs to him.

Chloe asks the Devil for a date, later the same day. Can Chloe manage to not chicken-out before her date with Lucifer? Takes place before S1E10. Rated M for language and future Smut. If you're sensitive about either, don't chance it and skip this one. **Sequel Story started: Rodeo and Lux**

"But Lucifer," she started, as her fingers popped open the first button, "I want you to take advantage," she whispered, her face unbelievably close to his own. - Chloe arrives at Lucifer's apartment. She's drunk. Smut ensues. Based off of the Promo from 1x10: Pops. RATED M for sexual situations.

Eggsy has been Markless for ages. All his friends have marks. Colourful emblems dancing across their bodies with the names of their soulmates neatly lettered inside. Until one night, when he meets a man who introduces himself as Harry Hart. Soulmate AU.

"Isn't it against the rules to take pictures of masterpieces?" Eggsy, still absorbed with what he was doing and not quite comprehending the words directed at him, finished taking his selfie and sent it off to Roxy. He replied to the voice without looking up from his phone, "That rule only applies to works of art, mate." AU Hartwin meeting at an art gallery.

Eggsy almost falls flat on his back when Harry caught him, seemingly out of nowhere. Eggsy had grinned and made a cheesy joke about it, but then begins to wonder how many ridiculous trust falls he can get away with. Five times Harry caught Eggsy and one time he couldn't.

AU. Harry spoils Eggsy endlessly, as a good sugar daddy should, but he takes umbrage at anybody else trying it. Eggsy takes exception to Harry's jealousy. During a trip to Monte Carlo, chips aren't the only things at stake when Harry worries that Eggsy will find a better offer and Eggsy worries that Harry already has.

Demon Harry buys an omega angel called Eggsy.

Alpha Heat Universe: Eggsy had been feeling ill before he met Harry.

Harry and Eggsy are not in love. Honest, they aren't, and they'll prove it with a kiss... In retrospect, they could probably have gone about this in another way.

This is basically "Gambit" with extra added spy coolness, because sometimes spies steal stuff and occasionally they need good-looking pleb gymnasts with unexpected talents to help them. As much as Merlin really wishes they didn't. AU - Different first meeting. Rated T for lots of language.

Omegaverse AU. Five years ago, strangers Harry and Eggsy spent a passionate night together before life pulled them in separate directions. Today, they meet again. (See warnings for more info.)

Only distantly, between the warmth pooling in his gut and the burn in his throat, he wondered what that said about him. About them. That it wasn't the bullet he would have taken from Harry – but the crime.

AU. Harry is a celebrated food critic. Eggsy is a Youtube-famous food blogger. They meet at the grand opening of Mediterranean restaurant Mallorca when they're forced to share a table. It's a meal, and a night, neither will soon forget.

Post-movie. During trying times, Harry relies on his creature comforts to maintain his equilibrium. Eggsy comes to rely on them, too. (Or 5 times Eggsy 'borrows' something of Harry's and 1 time Harry does the same.)

After getting injected with a strange biochemical, Eggsy wakes to find himself as… a puppy. With nowhere to go, he ends up at Harry's house. The man takes him in, unknowing that his new pet is Eggsy. He gives him baths and feeds him treats. He complains about all his problems to the pup- including the fact that he's head over heels for the boy. But will Eggsy ever turn back…?

Eggsy will only ever sing for Harry. This older song came up on my iTunes and I couldn't stop myself. "Follow Me" by Craig David (look it up). I always envisioned Eggsy as being able to sing so here it is :)

Three months after the events of V-Day, Eggsy is called to the Kingsman estate by Merlin. He expects to be sent on a mission, what he discovers is like a dream come true, but will it turn into a nightmare?

At 14 Eggsy is taken in by a vampire master called Harry Hart.

Eggsy never realized how intimate holding someone's hand would be. tags: soulmate AU, red string of fate, alive!Harry Hart, Hartwin

Harry Hart is a Kingsman's Kingpin and he wasn't in the marking for a Rent boy

Done for the prompt: How about some Roxlin?: Merlin is starting to obsess unnecessarily about a mission and Roxy has to take drastic (i.e kinky) measures to get him to pay attention to her and to let go of the mission.

Obligatory college!AU. Sort of. Harry Hart is a police detective, Eggsy is a uni student, and Roxy is a shameless flirt. Hartwin, Roxlin, non-canon compliant. T for language

Eggsy Unwin has always believed that when something really good happens in your life, something awful has to happen to balance everything out. So it followed that the minute the love of his life, Harry Hart, proposed to him: an unexpected illness, a new face and old problems would threaten to tear apart their happiness forever. Sequel to Long Hours In The Waiting Room.

Basically Sir Harry Hart and Commoner Eggsy Unwin can't seem to stop meeting in the weirdest ways throughout the kingdom they both reside in. In fact you might say that every meeting they have is straight out of a Disney movie lol. Will they every stop just meeting and become something more...well...this is something straight out of a Disney movie.

I'm gonna love you like I'm gonna lose you, I'm gonna hold you like I'm saying goodbye; wherever we're standing, I won't take you for granted, 'cause we'll never know when we'll run out of time...

It's coming up one year after Harry Hart waltzes back into Eggsy's life (very much alive and smiling, the stupid bastard) that things start to take a weird turn. Or, Harry comes back and Eggsy begins to slowly realize some things. [Eggsy/Harry]

A collection of Merlahad & Percilot one-shots and tumblr prompts. Current chapter: "Three Hail Marys and a Hallelujah." After six years, Merlin and Harry finally get down to the business of discussing where they went wrong. (Merlahad)

For all his Kingsman-level observation skills, Eggsy has no idea of his effect on people. Features obliviously!seductive!Eggsy and alive!Harry as well as Arthur!Harry. Cover image not mine.

Eggsy isn't sure if life can get any sweeter at this point. Offered the perfect job. Seduced by the perfect man. Aside from small blips, namely awkward family ties and the fact he's pretty sure new co-worker Harry Hart is trying to kill him, he's not sure what could possibly go wrong. Famous last words. Loosely based Bridget Jones' Diary AU.

Eggsy wakes. And wakes, and wakes, and wakes. (May nothing but Death do us part.)

If I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Indiscretion while working soon leads to a challenge between Roxy and Merlin: who can be the most indiscreet whilst still being a gentleman or lady.

Eggsy Unwin can only join the Royal Marine's if he passes his eye test at Kingsman Optician's with the attractive yet inexplicably shy optician, Harry Hart. What transpires is a tumultuous relationship between the two who have to battle their respective families, differing social backgrounds and the problems of their own pasts that threaten to affect the future. Hartwin Optician!AU

He's just waiting on a ghost.

Harry keeps trying to propose to Eggsy but life keeps getting in the way.

This inaction, this waiting shouldn't be this difficult, but Roxy hates it nonetheless.

Eggsy doesn't know when Harry's birthday is.

Sequel to The Silent Horizon: It was far from perfect, but it was his family. It was pieced together from broken parts and the ashes of violence to somehow form a whole and wonderful portrait that he was fiercely proud of. He'd gladly give his life for any of them, and knew that they'd do the same in return. He was grateful for very day, even the bad ones.

Eggsy learns about the wide variety of things Merlin considers to be his, and that it may not be a bad thing. Implied Malahad, pre-possible-OT3.

Eggsy texts the wrong number. He's never the same.

Roxy asks what Merlin's real name is. Set a few years after the movie. One-shot, fluffy. Requested by a friend. Rated T for swearing.

Harry is visited by a ghost he'd rather never see again and reminded that all of his actions have consequences. Some graver than others. Worst of all, the mistake he's made may not be fixable. TW: brief child abuse and violence.

In the aftermath of V-day, the Kingsmen have their hands full. New spots open up, old spots are filled, and Eggsy finds himself with a brand new set of problems to deal with. When Merlin finally tells him that Harry Hart hadn't been killed at the church, he doesn't know what to expect, but it isn't what he finds.

AU Roxy is a Law student at the prestigious Kingsmen University. When her laptop starts slowing down, she's forced to take it to the IT Desk in the library to get it fixed. She was expecting some nerdy, awkward student to wait on her but instead she was greeted by a middle-aged, part-time staff member named Emrys Murdock, better known as Merlin.

Exactly what the title implies- in which Eggsy invites Harry to his house and challenges him to a little drinking competition. I've always wondered what Harry would be like drunk. Mild swearing, alcoholism, and Hartwin.

The many firsts between Merlin and Galahad, before and after they become agents.

Just as Eggsy is having the most shit week in his recent history, Harry and Merlin both drop news on him, neither he was expecting nor ready to handle the consequences of them. *Slash & MPREG

Harry Hart was an MI6 Agent until Merlin seduced him away to Kingsman.

Roxy and Merlin are comfortable in silence, no words are needed between them. Written for Dressing Room 3 prompt

Some girls won't let go; most girls can't say no, First glance, I could see, your next move was up to me.

Archy gets bored in the waiting room so he flips through the magazine and there's a quiz. Is He the Perfect Match? Archy raises a brow and hilarity ensues. Archy/Johnny M/M Smut.