Skstasia
Written stories about randomness. I write with my partner, Anastasia Vocaloid goddesses and fangirl. Do not mess with when Fangirling, or else. The last person who interrupted me in the middle of fangirling ended up with a broken nose and severe limp. Approach with caution* #Dianiteislove #Dianiteislife #VoteDianite #TeamDianite *Just to warn you, this is written at 1:30am on a caffeine endused sugar high while watching Criminal Minds*
RANDOM QUOTES 'MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR' - HUNGER GAMES - 'EFFIE TRINKET' 'I AM BRAVE, I AM SELFLESS - I AM DIVERGENT' -DIVERGENT - 'BEATRICE 'TRIS' PRIOR' 'AS LONG AS I CAN STILL DREAM BUT I WILL DREAM OF YOU...' - MORTAL INSTRUMENTS 'JACE WAYLAND/HERONDALE/MORGENSTERN/LIGHTWOOD' 'THANK GOD THE WEREWOLVES ARE GONNA SAVE US... I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THAT' - MORTAL INSTRUMENTS - 'SIMON LEWIS' 'IT'S HARD TO ENJOY PRACTICAL JOKES WHEN YOUR WHOLE LIFE FEELS LIKE ONE.' - PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS - 'RICK RIORDAN' 'THE RIGHT THING AND THE EASY THING ARE NEVER THE SAME.' -BEAUTIFUL CREATURES - MACAN RAVENWOOD 'THE LAW IS HARD BUT IT IS THE LAW' - MORTAL INSTRUMENTS - 'JACE WAYLAND/HERONDALE/MORGENTSTERN/LIGHTWOOD' and 'THE CLAVE' 'WE BELIEVE IN ORDINARY ACTS OF BRAVERY, IN THE COURAGE THAT DRIVES ON PERSON TO STAND UP FOR ANOTHER' -DIVERGENT ' TOBIAS 'FOUR' EATON/JOHNSON 'I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR ANYTHING ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE. WORLD PEACE, A CURE TO DISEASE, TO LIVE FOREVER. BUT ALL I WANTED WAS YOU..." Clarissa 'Clary' Fray/Morgenstern/Herondale/Fairchild/Graymark 'I AM NOT CRAZY . MY MOTHER HAD ME TESTED.' Sheldon Cooper. 'WHEN YOU FALL, I'LL BE THERE TO CATCH YOU *SNICKER*' The Floor When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. The Ten Rules of Being a Shadowhunter 1. tell everyone who asks “ARE JACE AND CLARY RELATED?!??!?!?!” Yes. You tell them YES. 2. if someone asks for no spoilers, you spam them with fake spoilers. 3. ALWAYS accept that Jamie is Jace 4. love and respect your parabatai as if you were really Jem and Will. 5. you MUST shout incest at the cinema screen when Clace kiss to confuse some *BEEEP*. 6. when someone dies, you say Ave Atque Vale. 7. always support Simon's band. No matter how *BEEEP* it is. 8. always look better in black than the widows of your enemies. 9. always ask Jace if you can touch his mangoes. 10. nothing less than 7 inches. Unofficial* 11. yank on Valentine’s pony braid if you see him. It makes him squeal. A - AVAILABLE: YUP! Forever alone B - BIRTHDAY: June C - CRUSHING ON: A book character (Jonathan(Sebastian) Christopher Morganstern) #don'tjudge D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Coffee E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My Best Friend F - FAVORITE SONG: ... no comment G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummy bears H - HOMETOWN: Not Telling I - IN LOVE WITH: Books J - JUGGLE: No. JUST NO. K - KILLED SOMEONE: Nearly. But mentally? Possibly... L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 14 hours. M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Bannnaaannnaaa! N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Only Child but 3 younger step siblings O - ONE WISH: To be Clary Fray, Hazel-Grace Lanchester, Tris Prior, Lena Duccanes, Katniss Everdeen etc. like all the good things about them P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Don't have a phone... sad...well I did but I threw it on the ground in a fit of fangirlism R - REASON TO SMILE: Too many to name... mostly fictional characters S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: Five Nights At Freddy's (The Living Tombstone) T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:15 am... :( *scowling at dogs* U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Uh, and I would tell you, why? PEEEDDDOOOOOO... V - VEGETABLE(S): HELL NAH!!! W - WORST HABIT: Staring at things for ages... X- XRAYS: WHY MUST X BE A LETTER ?!?!?!?!?! Y - YOYOS ARE: Awesome... until it stops working... you have to work to make it move Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a sl*t, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post and like this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it. That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! (I DO THAT ALL THE TIME!) One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie. (i need to tell the boys in my class that) Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Stressed is Desserts backwards When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys (AND (I'M A GIRL) ME!) are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my drink! Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. If someone asked me, "Why do you love fictional character? He'll never love you back...", I'd answer, "WHY DO YOU BREATHE? YOUR GONNA DIE ANYWAYS?" If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profil.e If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (SUGAR RUSH!!!! MY FRIENDS THINK I NEED TO GET HELP!!!! WEEEE!!!!!! CATCH MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!) IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time, everyday) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw 1D/Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus ect. on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" I'm single 'cause I'm waiting for a insanely attractive shadowhunter, tribute, caster, demigod, dauntless with a number for a name, Copy and paste this into your profile if you are too. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile... please. If you are listening to music right now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can understand/read that, copy and paste it into your profile! 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight. I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar. I press my self againts the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door. He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany I am three, and tonight my daddy murdered me. If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be affected by this Poem, and because you are affected do something about it! So all I'll ask you to do, is pass it on! I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. I'm the kind of girl who has to warn her friends if she has had any sugar within the last half hour (I can get pretty crazy on a sugar high, my friends hate my sugar highs) I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road, The other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, The other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom. . . I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine. I hear the medic say I'll die in a short time. I just want to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think. He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank and I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here dying, and all he can do is stare. Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave, Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive, If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom, before I say goodbye. I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die? If you are against 'drinking driving' then copy and paste this into your profile People in my school are: Mortals Mundanes From the Capitol Pansycakes Factionless Muggles Did you just fall over? *snickers* Nope. I attacked the floor. Backwards? I'M FREAKING TALENTED! Our Guys As Dads! TOBIAS/FOUR: Aww… Look at you! Eating some dauntless cak- WAIT THAT’S MINE! URIAH: (Taking his Child to go down the Dauntless Zipline) Okay… The harness is a little big but I think it will do… PEETA: KATNISS! Stop Teaching Our Kids how to shoot! They need to learn how to bake! JACE: Lol Clary Look! It has my seraph Blade! NO NO! Clary… CLARY, GET YOUR STELE! MAGNUS: Alec! Look at us! We match! Eyeliner and everything and he likes glitter! Our Guys As Dads 2! TOBIAS/FOUR: Aww don’t cry. Shh. Here. I’ll give you some cake if you stop crying. Who aren’t we gonna tell? Mommy! We aren’t gonna tell Mommy! URIAH: Aww look at my brave little divergent baby. Your Mommy’s mad at me. She didn’t like me shooting that muffin off your head now did she? Aww… You’re so cute. JACE: Aww look at my little cutie with the knife. Oh. CLARY. CAN YOU DRAW RUNES ON BABIES? ALEC: Aww come here darling- wait… MAGNUS. DID YOU PUT EYELINER ON OUR CHILD?! Fandoms United: PERCY: Hey, you guys wanna order some pizza? Contact us: Email: fangirlz4ev@gmail.com Inatagram: Sky_love_2014 Twitter: Emssmosher |
