Hello, I change my name a lot. Both in real life and online. Right now, I'm trying to get everyone to call me Ry. So everyone, call me Ry... or just HRB since i haven't changed my pen name in years and even have it tattooed on my back so it's a pretty permanent name.

I'm also a college student. Just about to finish actually. Hopefully once I'm done I will be able to get a scholarship to do my masters degree.

What else do you people wanna know about me...Let's see...

Well I am the secret love child of Remus Lupin and Sir 'Nearly Headless' Nicolas. How did that happen? I have no idea... Takes off pants and moons the reader See the resemblance? points to the wolf tail sticking out of my ass, then pulls my head halfway off

I also had a torrid affair with Remus but that was before I found out he was really my father. It didn't work out between us, so I moved on. I started dating Percy Weasley, he's just so cute when he sucksup to people.

But then he got pissed off cause I was cheatin on him with my muse, Eva. But a muse is a muse it shouldn't count, Percy just didn't get it cause he's not an artist like myself.

After that I moved onto dating his brother Bill Weasley. We met in Egypt and he asked me to marry him as an army of mummies were trying to kill us. It only lasted for a month before Percy Weasley came after me.

Percy was jealous and so he framed me for the murder of Minister Fudge and threw me in Azkaban. After that I escaped one full moon night when I turned into a werewolf.

I ran away to America to a city called Metropolis where Superman lived.

I met Lana Lang there and we had a foursome with Lois Lane and Chloe Sullivan.

But then Lex Luthor did one of those crazy experiments again and Superman had to go and stop him, but after he got Lex to stop they were too busy making out to notice that highly reactive chemical was spilling onto the floor and mixing with each other.

So, basically, it went like this: KA BOOM!

And now everyone within the 50 feet block is now dead, including myself. But that's ok...why?

Well because the Devil looked remarkably like a black haired Lionel Luthor and he was so hot that he made hell feel like Antartica. And I'm sure everyone that went to heaven must really be enjoying the company of Johny Depp up there along with Orlando Bloom.

so lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

I am obviously delusional.

Actually I don't exist.

There is no Hollywood Recycle Bin.

The story you have just read doesn't really exist.

You've made it all up by yourself...

You are delusional.

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Just Kidding... :P

Just thought I'd rewrite this a bit. I wanted to say right here that some of the stuff I wrote are old, old enough that I'm actually scared to go back and read it myself. Whatever past sins I've commited here please forgive me for them, I was young and also I'm sorry to say I probably won't be continuing with my older stories, the Harry Potter stuff that is. I'm more into Smallville femme now, though I'm still as slow a writer as I've always been, just femme comes more naturally to me than slash does, I guess I never knew that before cause HP doesn't have that many female characters I'm, interested in when I was in the fandom (That was before OotP and Luna whom I love but still, I'm not in the fandom anymore). I have more SV femme stuff I'm working on, not all of them on this site cause it's NC-17.

For anyone over 17 who wants to read my NC-17 stuff, visit my lj page here

There are 4 fics on there that's not on here, 2 Smallville (1 Lana/Lois and 1 Lana/Alicia), 1 Gossip Girl series (Chuck/Dan). Also the NC-17 version of the Secret Life of Lana Lang. Also a Gossip Girl slash Chuck/Dan fic series. Long and recently finished.

I'll leave my old fics here as they are for anyone who still likes them. I'm sorry they're never finished.

Ok, I've retyped my updated list of current projects but ff.net was being a pain and I lost it all and so I'm too lazy to type it all out again. I will do it later.

For those of you who are waiting for an update on the Cinderella Conspiracy. I'm really really sorry I'm so unreliable.