Kaffe Kanehide bio
Author has written 12 stories for X-overs, Metroid, Final Fantasy I-VI, Yu Yu Hakusho, Jackie Chan Adventures, Austin Powers, and Legend of Zelda. I don't have much to say about myself. Aside that most of the story ideas that I have are monstrous crossovers that probably wouldn't work. I had even developed a mock compendium that was based on Mega Man Legends, and had things from various elements mixed in, as well as a couple bits of my own creation. Yet I don't think that it would be any good, personally. |
Playin' With the Phone Lines by Sir Miles reviews
A humorous look at our favorite Final Fantasy characters as they explore the exciting world of telephones.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Complete
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A Different Enemy reviews
The Gammans and Shinra unleash the Metroids, lead by Royce to 'The Planet' in order to take an energy source more potent than Phazon. The complications of politics keep Samus from getting totally involved...or do they?
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/6/2004
Samus: Apprentice Hunter reviews
This is set before the original Metroid game. Samus Aran, an apprentice bounty hunter, gets wrapped up in a fiasco involving Space Pirates, an evil secret society, and ancient disks known as ME (pronounced may).
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
Houston: Cable Guy reviews
The complement to Samus: Apprentice Hunter. It's the life of Houston before his first mission with Samus Aran.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004
Austin Powers: The Metroid of Parody reviews
This is crazy. Casting so many different characters from all around the place. Dr. Evil laugh
Austin Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Legend of ZeldaBefore Ocarina of Time reviews
Two Gerudos hunt the pieces of the Spiritual Stones, to open the gates of the Sacred Realm and get the Triforce before Ganondorf. Chapter Unfinished, but I will complete it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Nabooru - Complete
Jackie Chan Z reviews
1200 years ago, after DBGT, the Dragonballs were recreated and used one last time. Now, the Dark Hand seeks them to attain their ultimate desires.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004
Cooking With Hardy reviews
Why don't people think Hardy can cook? RR...mwahahahaha! chibigotenangel and Megachick get kudos for other parts of this!
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 1/16/2003
YuYu YuGiOh!: Yami Files reviews
It's a crossover. Blah. RR.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Toying With Fate
The second installment of "Metroid Saga". Third chapter now up. Yeah, I know I'm taking my sweet time with these. R/R.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,621 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
Return of the Queen Revised reviews
This is a pre, during, and after-Metroid Fusion story. Completed. RR if you like. The first installment of
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Complete
I Am The Kefka reviews
Lyrics to the tune of Kefka's Theme...a song about Kefka!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/13/2003
Remnants of Eden
A mock compendium of Elysium's general history, and a few of the things that this once glorious empire had done.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,208 - Published: 1/6/2003