Hi Im JettieSaber. I'm a young Christian who loves alot of stuff. It'll show in my future fics.

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Sayings (stuff to live by):

Jesus Christ is my lord and savior. Copy and paste this if you're a true Christian

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

If you want things to be different, perhaps the answer is to become different yourself.

The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.

Some men see things as they are and say, "Why?" I dream of things that never were and say, "Why not?"

Dreams are the touchstones of our character.

The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.

You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope.

Don’t say goodbye because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting. - peter pan

If you live to be 100 I hope I live 100 minus one day so I never have to be here without you. - Whinnie the Pooh

I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed.

Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive because you only have one life to live.

You know something sad I know more about Harry Potter than American History.

"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."

"I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it."

“It’s stopped raining.” “It’s been known to do that”

“That looks like the crucible.” “That is the crucible.”

"wheat, oat and alfafa."

Be yourself & I promise people will enjoy it; & if they don’t forget them.

Giving up doesn’t always mean your weak sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

Out side of a dog a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog it’s to dark to read

I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from but I think I meant “eat my pants”- Percy Jackson

We do not use the “C” word to describe the lord of the sky.

“You have evil thoughts for a goat” “why thank you”

“Your nuts Grover” “yeah, nuts and berries”

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving”

Be who you want to be not what others want you to see.

The truth will always set you free but it won’t always make you happy

If one can not enjoy reading a book over and over again then there is no use reading it at all.

“Your back”, she had shouted, “and your short again.”

Marlin: Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the mask Dory, do you see anything? Dory: Ahh! Something's got me! Marlin: That's just me. I'm sorry.Dory: Who's that? Marlin:exasperated Who's that? Who else would it be? It's me! Dory: Are... are you my conscience? Marlin: sighs Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you? Dory: Eh, can't complain. Marlin: Good. Now, Dory, do you see anything? Dory: angler fish's light approaches Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead? Marlin: No, I see it too.

Bubbles: So, the Big Blue. What's it like? Nemo: Umm... big... and blue? Bubbles: I knew it.

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

A perfect life is one with flaws as is a perfect person

The thirst for knowledge is dangerous when taken to far

Fear of the name only increases fear for the thing its self.

Let us dare to be ourselves for we do that better than anyone else

The greatest revenge is to accomplish what others say you can not do

The past was. Tomorrow maybe. Only today is.

In life, as in baseball sometimes getting on base is as important as hitting a home run.

Sometimes the most forceful statement you can make is to remain silent.

You can’t change that which you don’t accept

The great black dog looked up at Dumbledore, then, in an instant, turned back into a man. Mrs. Weasley screamed and leapt back from the bed. “Sirius Black!” she shrieked, pointing at him.“Mum, shut up!” Ron yelled. “It’s okay!” Snape had not yelled or jumped backward, but the look on his face was one of mingled fury and horror.

Nothing is Impossible.- Master Oogway

To make something you just got to believe it is special. - Mr. Ping

There are no accidents. - Master Oogway

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift that is why it's called the present. - Master Oogway

There's no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness. - Po Ping

you... are... a...toy! you're a sad stange little man.

Onceler- Lorax don't hit my aunt.

Lorax- That's a WOMAN?!

Lime- Let's see history of the-

Shogun- That girl-

Lime- can't read.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

You should write a book “How to offend women in five syllables of less”.
My teeth are green.

I want him to grow a brain.
Why is he smiling at me?

“What did she say?” “She agrees with you.” “No, he agreed with me!”
Dan Cahill thought he had the most annoying big sister on the planet. And that was before she set fire to two million dollars.
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
“Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back. If you smile, it returns the greeting.”

Amy Cahill thought she had the most annoying little brother on the planet. And that was before he almost got her killed. Dobby didn’t mean to kill, only maim or seriously injure.

There is no pretense here I happen to be genuinely self absorbed and deeply shallow.

“You’re back,” she had shouted, “and you’re short again.”

Price check on prune juice, Bob, price check on prune juice.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it is fun and games and you can’t see anyone.

Toss, Toss.

First you jump off the cliff and you build your wings on the way down.

Amy could’ve lived in the secret library. Instead she almost died there.

“Some beach somewhere, there’s a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair. Palm trees are growing, warm breezes blowing. I picture myself there, some beach somewhere.”

“Life is like a multiple choice question, sometimes the choices confuse you, not the question itself.”

Dan decided that explosions were cool, but not if you were in one.

Amy hated crowds, but the idea of plunging into the middle of seven million dead people didn’t bother her.

"Fall seven times and stand up eight."

“I’ve learned… that my best friend and I can do anything, or nothing, and have the best time.”

Amy Cahill didn’t believe in omens. But black snow was falling, the earth was rumbling beneath her feet, her brother was meowing, and her uncle Alistair was prancing on the beach in pink pajamas. She had to admit, the signs were not promising.

“Life is like a 1,000 page book. You want to quit halfway through, but then you realize you have a lot left to look forward to.”

Standing at the rail, Dan Cahill looked over the roiling sea and thought: He who is responsible for the fate of the world does not lose his lunch.

"Everyone makes mistakes. That's why there is an eraser on every pencil."

Beware the Ferrets.

“As a matter of fact, I did! It seems that all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads. So in that sense, toads don’t really exist, which means that I was right all along.” She stopped her patter abruptly, leaned to the side, grabbed a mug from a bench next to her, and offered it to Eragon. “Here, have a cup of tea.”

There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.

"Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now."

"Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand." "Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other way around."

"Books should go where they will be most appreciated, and not sit unread, gathering dust on a forgotten shelf, don't you agree?"

"Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage." "Have you gone crazy? They'll..." Eragon's voice trailed off as he thought about it. "They won't be able to do a thing." "Exactly," said Saphira. "We can inflict lots of damage from a safe height." "Let's drop rocks on them!"

Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.

“Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don’t, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it’d be easy, they just promised it’d be worth it.”

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…“

They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall,” Dudley told Harry. “want to come upstairs and practice?”“No, thanks,” said Harry. “The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick.”

"Mmm...she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me."

"You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think.

Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

“Life is like a canvas. It begins blank and every day is like another brush stroke.”

“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f-cking life.”

Somewhere (we aren’t going to tell you were ok Narnia jk Aslan wouldn't sign the wavers. We promise that we will be Sirius now Er… serious) there was a room.

“Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.”

The Emperor liked the flashing lights.

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off? Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken

“If you watch Home Alone backwards, it’s a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up. Then, the child’s family comes home and yells at him.”

Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. “Harry – I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve got to go to the library!” And she sprinted away up the stairs.“What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.“Loads more than I do.” Said Ron shaking his head.“But why’s she got to go to the library?” “Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.”

"Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have or could have had. No one lives forever."

Love is like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

“Best friends understand when you say forget it. Wait forever when you say just a minute. Stays when you say leave me alone. And open the door before you can say come in.”

“Life’s not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.”

“Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful.”

“Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.”

"If you understand everything, you must be misinformed."

“Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.”

“Sometimes I pretend to be normal; but then it gets b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me.”

“If people don’t like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that’s too bad. I don’t want to change to be something that I’m not for other people to like me.”

What goes around comes around, like a hula hoop.

“You know you’ve got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you’re laughing too hard.”

All generalizations are false, including this one.

“I know you can buy all the things that you want. Cause you’re so perfectly rich. But from that all, you can’t buy just one thing. It’s a friendship.”

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. "

It is helpful to know the proper way to behave, so one can decide whether or not to be proper." "

A library is infinity under a roof.

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

The method they were using, with the deer slung between them, made Jonah think of a picture in a textbook. But he couldn’t remember any picture in a social studies book that had this caption, “If you are traveling though time and you see people using this technique that undoubtedly means you’re in the sixteenth or seventeenth century and…” Jonah had always thought that social studies were mostly pointless. It was weird that now he wished that the social studies teachers had taught him more.

"Things change, people change, but that doesn't mean you should forget the past."

“I really can’t deny it, I am who I am. I’m pretty normal. I’m not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things… I really don’t have it all together.”

“Look at me! I'm big! I'm strong! I'm a superior example of froghood and capable of protecting us both!"

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, “Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through. . . .” Percy was deeply disapproving of this behavior. “It is not a laughing matter,” he said coldly. “Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling. "

...even the most independent people sometimes needed help. And if I'd learned nothing else from my life thus far, it was that you don't always end up where you think you're going."

Learn how to exhale, the inhale will take care of itself.

“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?”“Throw it away and punch him in the nose,” suggested Ron.

I am no man. - Eowyn

Put all thine eggs in one basket and - watch that basket.

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

"There’s nothing wrong with reading a book you love over and over. When you do, the words get inside you, become a part of you, in a way that words in a book you’ve read only once can’t."

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

Nothin' gonna stop us now!

Tigress- No snack stops this time

Po- Pfffttt, snack stops. What are you serious?

Tigress- The Hardcore do understand.

The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.

A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers,"Ron read off the back,” That sounds fascinating.”

History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man. “

The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.”

“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

“See there is something that you don’t know about me” “Yeah and what would that be?” “It’s my lucky day. Oh my god did you see that shot? I’m amazing. I’m batman.” “Yeah you’re batman.”

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

A habit is something you can do without thinking - which is why most of us have so many of them.

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."

You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had.

Always forgive, but never forget.

Learn from mistakes, but never regret.

Forgive your enemies, but never, never forget their names.

“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next.”

Fewer things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life."

"I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow."

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

"Why were you lurking under our window?" "Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?" "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the news! Again?" "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

I am not the roots.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Cheese. milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? (lethal= deadly if you didn't know)

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a pack of waterballons:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken ballons.
(So if i'm older 8 i won't choke.)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't quite as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Great Woman come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.

The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

"so who want to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?" riley

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat, Call me Mad Elf,

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

If you screamed and jumped around when Aang daydreamed about kissing Katara, because you thought it was real, then was angry when it was fake, copy and paste this on your profile, to spread the Kataang love!!

If you think that the sexiest line ever is "I love you" and "I know" post this on your profile.

If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile.

Today, we were drawing food chains in biology class. I drew grass, then an arrow pointing to a unicorn, then another one to Voldemort. Genius? Yes. MLIA.

Today, while reading MLIA, one of the stories about signs reminded me of one I saw at a restaurant's restroom. The sign said: "Employees must wash hands. Feet are optional." MLIA.

A couple weeks ago, one of the toilets on our floor in my dorm was making really wicked and loud sounds whenever it was flushed. Finally, we attached a sign to the stall saying, "Caution, beware of Basilisk." MLIA.

Today, I came home from work as usual. I have a small chalkboard in my kitchen, for reminders and such. I came in, and noticed something was different about it. Someone had erased my reminders and put "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle." I live alone, and I am now scared for my life. MLIA

Today, I was talking about Pottermore in English class. I just got through with talking about how I was excited that I was in Slytherin, when my 40-year-old teacher came up and high fived me. Apparently, he's in Slytherin too. MLIA.

Today I was in Wal-Mart, buying a new notebook for school. I saw a random kid at the very end of the isle just kinda chillin' there, but I didn't think anything of it. As I go to pick up a notebook, the first page says "Hello, My name is Tom Riddle." I went through all the notebooks to find out that it was on every one of that kind. I walked away with my notebook, and quietly whispered towards the kid at the end of the isle "My name is Harry Potter." MLIA

Today I was looking on MLIA and saw a story where somebody said their name was Narnia at Starbucks and the guy said "For Narnia!" when their drink was ready. I decided that was a brilliant idea so today, when I was at McDonalds, I told the guy my name was Narnia. I anxiously awaited my food to be ready but when it was, he just came up to me and said 'here.' MLIA

Today I was looking up directions from Japan to China on google maps. As I was scrolling through directions I noticed one of them was "Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean." Google really knows how to make traveling fun. MLIA.

Aladdin is the best Disney movie EVER! (well tied with like all disney movies execpt bambi)

who writes fan fiction for the Bible???

You say pink
I say green
You say High School Musical
I say WICKED
You say Hip-Hop
I say Broadway Tunes
You say Jonas Brothers
I say The OBC Wicked
You say Edward and Bella
I say Elphaba and Fiyero
You say Hannah Montana
I say Glinda (of the upper uplands)
You say Dorothy
I say she's a BITCH!
You say New York
I say the Emerald City!
You say Narnia...
I say OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I met my chemistry teacher for next year, his name is Professor Snape. The first thing he said when he entered the class was "You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art that is chemistry. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death. If you aren't like the usual Dunderheads I have to teach." New favorite teacher? I think so. MLIA

Today i was checking out weird Canadian laws and i found one for New Brunswick and British Columbia. NB: Driving on the roads are not allowed. Ok so I'm allowed to drive on the sidewalks then? BC: It is illegal to kill a sasquach. Darn, now my summer is ruined. MLIA

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True genius is never appreciated. -Tech E. Coyote

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