Draco loses a bet and has to visit a muggle sex shop. There, he runs into a certain brunette witch, shopping for supplies. Shaken by the episode, his nights are haunted by several strange and very sexy dreams. Can Draco make sense of it all? And what is Hermione's role in all of this? Lemons. PWP. WIP. ***Nominated for Best Fluff in the Beyond the Book FF Nook Awards***

Despite her caution, Cersei gives birth to trueborn son, Roland Baratheon, black of hair.

A Self-Insert fic, in which I find myself in the body of Drogon just as he's about ready to break free of his shell. Poor Daenerys, stuck with a perverse little fucker like me. Fair Warning, the Mature Rating will be well-earned.

Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

BEING REWRITEN. "Men will start wars for her love, not one can resist her," She continued. "She will be kind. Her heart will be gentle. The man she chooses to love in return will become King. He will be of Ice and Fire. She will be winter, who has taken the form of a lovely maid" This is the story of the daughter of the Night's King. Jon Snow/OC

Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.

Various one shots Harry's various naughty adventures(or misadventures, depending on your angle), with women. Not for children.

When Gendry Baratheon demands a wife who will be of more use than just baring sons, singing songs, and sewing, Lord Robert Baratheon sends a raven to an old friend, requesting that they finally join their houses. Gendry never bargained on Arya Stark, the wild wolf-girl of the North, but she might just turn out to be everything he never knew he wanted.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

COMPLETE: An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition... but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage, and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. [Dramione AU] Fantastic cover art by Witches-Britches.

Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.

It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete

After Hermione left her post-Hogwarts education, she never expected to run into Draco Malfoy in South America on her holiday. But she did. She never expected to fall in love with him during that holiday. But she did. She never in a million years expected to return to London to the Prophet announcing his engagement to Astoria Greengrass. But... she did.

A second glance at Elizabeth, and Darcy felt an immediate pull. In a library one evening, his guard dropped, and he couldn't help himself. It was not a lady's imagination that led a rapid jump from admiration to matrimony skipping over love, but it was rather the heated actions of both. Deep feelings tend to get in the way when hidden and can undo the potential for happiness.

It's too far out of her way and she's wasting so much money, but Lily can't help but return to the bookstore every weekend, where her passion for good literature has, perhaps, been unexpectedly reignited by the messy-haired, pun-making, rather handsome bloke who works there.

A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.

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When Ron finally moves on from Hermione, she is free to pursue the man she's been fascinated by since fourth year. Transferring to Romania to work alongside Charlie Weasley in Dragonsmeade, Hermione is in for a learning curve regarding three things. The true heat of dragon fire, the burning hatred of a lover scorned, and the slow, smouldering incineration of a man's love.

Hermione makes her way to the Prefect's Bathroom for an evening of relaxation. When she arrives, she discovers the room already in use by none other than the Slytherin Prince. Will she stay or will she go? AU Hermione/Draco includes Discussion of rape

During a week-long exhibition, professional Quidditch player James Potter encounters Lily Evans, Junior Quidditch Correspondent for the Daily Prophet.

When Hermione Granger is caught by Snape she must fake her death and assume a new identity and appearance as the illegitimate daughter of Severus Snape. Going by the name Mina Graziana-Snape, Hermione must navigate this new world where she's rubbing shoulders with Death Eaters, forced to participate in revels, marked as a Death Eater herself and balancing light and dark.

Every day, he receives her letters and reads them in confusion, often spending the entire day reading through the small stack that has accumulated. Every night, he falls asleep and forgets everything. Each new letter alarms him more. He can't make out why someone would tell him such intimate details of her life. "Dear Draco, Do you remember me? I once meant everything to you."

Cunnilingus by an expert: extremely attractive man in his late 20s, single, expert in the subject, offers his services FREELY to CLEAN ladies who value PERSONAL HYGIENE. Please call or text the following number and ask to talk to BIG D about his mouth, and we can make arrangements.

Modern: Elizabeth is a lawyer who has to live with the mistake she did when she was 18. Now she crosses paths with the accomplice to this mistake, and has to hide the consequences of that day from him. *Editing in progress*

Draco and Hermione reunite when his plane lands in her city again. Continues on from 'Stopover.' Lots and lots and lots of smut, non-magic AU, Dramione. Lemons! Get your lemons here!

While the Bennet sisters are at Netherfield, scarlet fever strikes at Longbourn. Elizabeth's grief may cause her to act erratically, but what's Mr. Darcy's motive for lending a surprising- and seemingly reluctant- hand to treat her 'female hysteria'. Copyright 2017.

After Mr. Bennet's untimely death, Mr. Darcy proposes marriage to Elizabeth to save her from marrying an odious man. Will they learn to love one another, or will their battle of wills destroy their union?

"You … you want me to become your mistress?" she whispered hoarsely. "Oh lord no! I select my lovers who have a lot more refinement and sophistication than you could ever possess. No, I have a better or rather a worse proposal for you ... depends on how you see it. I want you to become my wife, Miss Granger!" MUGGLE-AU Regency Era DRAMIONE, with Theo/Daphne as side-pairing.

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

The overlooked and locked away daughter of the Bennet family attains happiness when the intrigued Duke of Derbyshire discovers the hidden gem that she is. When the truth of her origins come to light, will it destroy the happiness she so dearly cherishes? *Some sexual and violent scenes are depicted*

What if There was more to the Horcrux than anyone suspected, and Harry were influenced by it? Harry/Cho/Multi WARNINGS: This is a very dark Harry, he is NOT the hero in this story. He is, to put it bluntly, a sexist misogynistic arse. There will be Mind Control, sexual slavery, violence, non-consensual sex, torture and various other actions in this story.

Draco Malfoy thought he had finally found happiness. When the wrath of his past mistake threatened his life, no cure could be found. When he resigned himself to his fate, a tiny hope blossomed in him in the form of a brainy Gryffindor. But where was she? It has been two years since anybody has seen her in the wizarding world.

Draco Malfoy is the King, and he has chosen Hermione Granger as his Queen. She loves him. He craves her. He is consumed by her, she is possessed by him. They are obsessed with one another. And they have no idea how dangerous their game is to their lives. *WINNER OF BEST EPIC-SIZED FIC OF THE #WRAPPEDUPINYOU2017 WINTER DRAMIONE FANFICTION AWARDS*

She's supposed to be celebrating, but Elizabeth Bennet is left wondering at the disgusting man eating her antipasto, why Charlotte is sparing him a second glance, and why a handsome stranger feels compelled to save her when Jane and Charlotte ditch her. Modern short story; rated M. 13 December 16: only the first chapter remains - see my profile for the how and the why, if you wish.

Hermione is having fantasies about things that might have crossed the mind of any fan-girl at some point in time. Draco happens to see something he wishes he hadn't. Sometimes you need a push in the right direction, or the wrong. A lot of things are bound to surface when you start digging – and no-one is going to be happy about that. … Rating because of the theme.

She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Or will it? Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

An SI finds himself waking up in Joffrey Baratheon's body. What do you do when you're handed the reigns of the Kingdom, and near absolute sovereignty? Whatever the fuck you want it turns out. (Story is Dark and focused on Smut. Noncon, Coercion, Blackmail and Bondage are heavily featured. Still ends up going better for most of the characters than the show does.)

It may have taken him a while to get to this point, but James Potter is happy with his life; as the captain of the pirate ship Fawkes, no-one tells him what to do or where to go. But when he agrees to carry a passenger - for a fee, of course - his life takes a rather interesting and wholly unexpected turn, and the past may be about to catch up with him. Jily AU, cover art by Viria.

Ginny Weasley is tired of being the poor baby weaslette. MATURE. PWP. GW/LM.

"Elizabeth, I will not tolerate such impertinent remarks from my betrothed" Collins e was shocked at his sudden change in ey were further on the path to Netherfield then she imagined.Here in the forest, the path was thin.He was blocking her way back. He got closer. "You have no connections, no dowry worth taking, and an estate entailed to me, you have no choice

Percy has become the Hero of Olympus and now he can do the thing he does best... fucking girls brains out

Social worker Elizabeth Bennet hates bankers. Will Darcy is an artistic soul trapped in a banker's world. Beer is spilled, barbs are thrown and love emerges. A love story in 18 chapters, all written, and posting Tuesdays and Thursdays.

"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.

It's New Year's Eve and there's a big celebration at Hogwarts. Hermione finds herself without a date, so decides to put in an appearance, then leave. Will she end up on the receiving end of a midnight kiss after all? After DM/HG lemon

Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.

Lucius can't take Ginny's subtle teasing any more and does something about it SMUT! NonCon

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.

What happens when Cammie works for the CIA and is sent on a mission to space, and sees some old friends? And flames? Including Blackthorne Boys and ex-beaus, how miserable can this mission get?

My version of GG3, it follows the actual summary of GG3, and the exerpt from Barnes and Noble. After being attacked, Cammie and the crew must figure out who's behind the attack, who happens to be the same guy who killed her Dad. Zammie included. R/R!

Ginny delivers a special package from WWW to Malfoy Manor. Will she get a large tip for her troubles? Lucius/Ginny PWP

Ever since she was 10 years old someone has been stalking Massie Block. They have the guy locked up now and she is in college. She still gets scary nightmares of what could of happened. Now the guy is out. Massie is terrified. Theres no turning back now..

I want more spontaneity, try something more...exciting." So, she wanted spontaneity? She wanted more excitement? Well, he was Draco Malfoy, so he would do his damned best. - Finale of Dramione Sexcapades. Rated M for a reason! R&R.

Malfoy, you're a teacher's pet, that's why you're with me. Since I'm the teacher," she kissed his throat, "will you be my pet and...earn your grades?" Draco/Hermione PWP not a oneshot as originally stated , rated for a reason. R&R.

Hermione was planning the best form of revenge yet. After Malfoy's stint a few weeks back, Hermione planned on getting back at him using her wits and her body. Sequel to Morning Shower. ONESHOT! Part two of HG/DM Sexcapades Trilogy. Rate M for a reason!

Massie is left alone with devastating news. All of her friends were gone and no one was there for her, except him. OnexShot Mature Audiences Only

Sure she'd seen him around...but had she ever really seen him? R&R please. PLEASE READ! its good but..again...summarys suck. :p

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!

James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete

Hermione has a baby with Draco Malfoy. But when her parents can no longer take care of the baby, they strike a deal with Dumbledore to keep him at Hogwarts. So now Draco gets to meet Hermione's brother. So why doesn't Draco know he fathered a son?