EaterofSushi
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Joined 06-18-11, id: 3001154, Profile Updated: 03-20-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey everyone I don't really know what to write here, I haven't even published my first story yet, and I like pretty much the typical stuff--Harry Potter, chocolate, duct tape...so I'll write a list of random facts about me then go searching for even more random stuff to copy and paste from my friends profiles. :)

I can't stand putting frownies in my texts and/or writings.

I think Voldemort in A Very Potter Musical is ADORABLE (and if you are a fan of Harry Potter and outrageous laughter, GOOGLE THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!),

I have a dark, gothic side to my personality but don't show it.

I am addicted to running...did you know that it is possible to become chemically addicted to running, ten times stronger than an addiction to morphine? It's because when you run your body releases these...uh, I think they're protiens...called endorphines that make you HAPPY. OK that's my scientific rant for the day.

I have drugged spiders with caffiene and cough medicine (for my 8th grade science fair project...in case you thought this was just how I spend my weekends no I spend my weekends burning scraps of wood with a magnifying glass...yes I'm a little bit of a pyromaniac).

I broke my hand walking and tripping over my own feet onto carpet right before Christmas and my birthday (December 28...and my sis's is December 30!) and both times I've broken a bone it has been over that sprawl of holidays.

I can't stand remixes of good songs and, as politely as possible because I don't like to flame, I don't get the point of Kids Bop. But as far as music goes I have very unique tastes to begin with...pop is OK but it doesn't have any soul. I like Vocaloids (anime characters made for a cover for the software Vocaloids, which can take words and notes and make a human-sounding song, but way more emotion than any pop artists I know), and Randi Driscoll, a friend of my mom's and an independent type singer/songwriter, Jason Mraz, Bruno Mars, Colbie Caillat, Natasha Bedingfield, and Adele.

I think it would be awesome if people could fly (but who doesn't?) and I believe in magic 'cause I'm young at heart!

And it is now time for dinner so I will write more later!

Writing more later...well, copying and pasting...

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World

(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies, better dental care and Deidara!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?when )m 0 m( was your heroand 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Over 99% of teenagers ingest drugs and alcohol at least once during high school. Put this in your profile if you like french fries.

And I stole this from someone else's profile.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): monizzle (hmmm...sounds like a weather forecast.)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Blue Falcon (OK, one of my fav animals. That or Blue Horse. Blue Falcon sounds wayy better, if you ask me.)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Street name? Like a nickname? Whatever I don't watch soaps anyways.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Boemoina (Sounds like a prescription medicine.)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav colour, fav drink): Blue Pina Colada (I would not drink a pina colada if it was blue.)

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mittens (My cat.)

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Lychee dead (LOL)

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav colour, pirate accessory): Blue eyepatch (Stylish :))

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbine students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

You love video games.

Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, bluSports are fun.e, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black. Video games are boring.

Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 16

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Immortal Crack by Jack Brocket reviews
The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
Anakin! by Tiki O'Toole reviews
When Obi-Wan wakes up in the Medbay after a disastrous mission, Anakin seems a little nervous. The last thing Obi-Wan expects to happen, does. Due to a blood transfusion, he is slowly turning... into Anakin! What crazy things will Obi-Wan do now?Nonslash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Gryffindorish Plans by Tiki O'Toole reviews
When Harry comes back for his fifth year, he hopes to call a truce with Draco Malfoy. What he didn't expect was to find out the shocking truth behind his rival... and of course having to stay in physical contact with him at all times was rather annoying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
A France Friendship by icysu22 reviews
What happens when Ikuto goes to France to find his father. But finds a life long friend insted? Read my first story to find out.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Ikuto T.
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On the Edge of Glory reviews
Harry Potter is about to rise to new heights of glory in the Wizarding World. And then comes... total cracky oneshot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Switched! reviews
Ron, asleep and reacting in real life to a nightmare, unkowingly curses Harry, switching their bodies. They decide to experiment with this change, but will they like where it leads them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.