Jingles the Piratess
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Joined 01-15-03, id: 326434
Welcome to Piratess Jingles’ (or Jingles the Piratess’s) Bio V. 1.2

Click Here! Help me raise my army for the Kingdom of Chaos!

/////Here’s a little smidgeon about me://///

I have two cats (or 1.5, one cat is half-cracked) named Snowflake and Jack, two fish named Bob and Marley, respectively, one turtle called Henry the “Telepathic Turtle” (he knows what you’re thinking!) and various small, furry animals that my younger brother and myself are constantly bringing home.

//////Likes://///
·Lord of the Rings
·Tolkien books
·Kingdom Hearts for PS2
·Drawing anime faces (the eyes, nose, and mouth. I can NOT draw heads!)
·Writing poetry, fiction, and fanfiction.
·Playing trombone (go trombones! the song “76 Trombones” rules!)

/////Dislikes://///
·Crappy books
·Books that have no real plot line
·Bad music (have you ever really heard a bad beginning band play? Imagine a bunch of little kids singing whatever they wanted to all at once off-key.)
·People who think the world lives for them
·People who care too much about superficial things like hairstyles (life’s too short for trivial things!)

/////Update!/////

Jingles is adding a new section to her new bio called Morons in the News! a short segment focused on people she thinks are really really pathetic/funny/amusing. Enjoy!

·A man has started a Ku Klux Klan gang because he was kicked out of the real thing. He plans to protest the admission of women and minorities into the Players’ Championship (golf thing). According to him, an estimated 25 people who are in the group will show up. However, sources show that he is the only one in the group. Heheheheheh.

/////That's all for now! Ciao! ~Jingles :~) /////

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A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
The Day Dreams Died by Enchanted Hats reviews
AU Gohan has grown up aside the throne of one of the worst tyrants of the universe. When his father comes to save him, morals start coming back to Gohan. Which side will he chose? And how can he live with what he's done as a villian? DISCONTINUED.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,459 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Goku, Gohan - Complete
The Truth About Elves DISCONTINUED by Blue Kat reviews
The result of one man's imagination becomes another's reality with the death of a loved one. The roles of fantasy and reality have been reversed, creating both confusion and adventure in their wake. Discontinued as of June 06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,400 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Daughter of Rohan by Lindriel reviews
A skeptic who has no use for LOTR finds herself in Rohan as the War of the Rings builds up. Chapter 15- A heartfelt conversation and a chance for hope. (No slash)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Eowyn
The Captain and the King by plasticChevy reviews
Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,143 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
~*~Sugar Tales - Road Trip~*~ by CoopersMcFarley reviews
Formerly known as Sugar Plus 12 hour Car Drive Equals Another Fanfic. Proof at last that sugar can and will make your muse hyperactive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 6/4/2002