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Boyfriends, remember? by thekatthatbarks reviews
In an attempt to get Castiel's family to stop setting him up, Dean agrees to pretend to be Cas's boyfriend for an evening. When circumstances force the boys to continue their fake relationship, can they continue to deny their feelings for one another? Also, when a mysterious danger appears in their lives can they keep their relationship intact? *Editing in progress as of 9/23/18
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,780 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Anna M., Gabriel
When Two Eyes Meet by Elena Motionless reviews
Sherlock is the new kid. A sociopathic kid until he meets John. (It's rated T cuz I'm gonna update and it will be T so... yea)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Am I The Only One? by AlElizabeth reviews
Wee!Chester AU. Sam and Dean are orphans. No one wants to adopt the brothers and Sam blames himself. It seems as though the boys will never have a family until one day Bobby and Karen Singer find them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,574 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Not Without My Brother by AnastaziaDanielle reviews
Dean is mourning the loss of his father when he receives the startling phone call telling him that he has custody of his three-year-old half-brother Samuel. Dean steps up to the challenge and goes to pick up the little brother he's only met once before. AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,280 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Complete
Terror by The Mome Raths Outgrabe reviews
Sam's fear of clowns is more complicated than even he knows. Takes place during the seventh season.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Winchestersliveon reviews
Gabriel Novak has been dancing around Sam Winchester's head since they met. Sam would love to get to know this mysterious guy better. Set around Christmas, it's basically just fluff! Sabriel and later Destiel. Coffee Shop and College AU. Minor mentions of past abuse and homophobia
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] [Dean W., Castiel]
The Christmas Spirit by Noxbait reviews
S1. After a hunt involving dueling poltergeists leaves the boys broke and almost out of gas in Arizona on Christmas Eve, they discover their troubles have only just begun. Making matters even worse, Dean's sick and Sam isn't doing much better. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and they just may have to accept help from a few strangers in order to survive this. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 230,146 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Modern Merlin by lossofmerlin reviews
Arthur finally returns in present day. Merlin is still by his side to help him deal with the trials of the 21st century. Merlin must still keep his magic a secret from the world, just no longer from Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Merlin, Arthur
Certain Expectations by Yougottatricksteronyourhands reviews
Sam had certain expectations of his new English teacher. Gabriel was the opposite of what he wanted but exactly what he needed. Student/Teacher AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
True Love by ThePrettyLittleShipper reviews
Sam and Dean investigate the murder of a woman killed by her supposedly loving boyfriend. Love makes people do crazy things. Sam wants Dean to be happy. Dean isn't sure he's capable of that after years of dodging his feelings for a certain angel with whom he shares a profound bond. Team free will must protect bystanders as an ominous force corrupts people's emotions.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,899 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Charlie B.
Cherish me by PourMeACupOfGalaxy reviews
Arthur and Merlin are pure opposites. Arthur practically owns the school, Merlins there on scholarship. But what happens when they find out opposites really do attract?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Arthur, Merlin]
What? by Time Pony Victorious reviews
Star Butterfly understood romance. But she didn't understand how she ended up here. She was just trying to get Marco to talk to Jackie Lynn-Thomas but ended up hanging out with her instead? ALONE? Will this cause a rift between Star and Marco or will something new evolve from this?
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/14/2015
Ready for Love by Elfgirl23 reviews
HS AU Castiel is a Goth kid who is in love with his brother's best friend, Dean Winchester. Castiel's past is warded with pain and let downs but when Dean begins to show an interest in him he thinks that maybe his life is looking up. The only problem being Dean has his own issues, with his strict father. Trigger Warning:Self-harm
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,606 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by PFTones3482 reviews
It's Star's sixteenth birthday and with her sixteenth birthday come some very big changes that she's too scared to share with the Diaz family, making her hide from them. When Marco finds her, both of them are surprised by the outcome. One shot, Starco!
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Star B., Marco D. - Complete
Hollywood's Not America by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
A case in California leads Sam and Dean on a race against time to save the people of Hollywood's streets from being airborne monster chow, but when an old and now rather famous flame of Sam's enters the picture the younger Winchester not only has to deal with the hunt at hand, but also his past. (Past Sam/OMC)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Sam W., OC] Dean W. - Complete
FREAKIN' FRIDAY by ncsupnatfan reviews
A butter fingered glitch leaves the brothers seeing things from a different perspective; even Bobby gets confused. The answer may be back where everything began, in Lawrence. When a civilian gets roped in, all are worried; as they prepare to call on evil to put things right. Humor, angst, supernatural & drama. Co-authored by ncsupnatfan and Chick Feed. Rated for strong language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 127,112 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Missouri M., Bobby S. - Complete
A Long Way Down by LadyWallace reviews
News of strange animal attacks near a ski lodge sends the Winchesters along with Bobby and Cas to Vermont to check it out. But when mother nature seems to have other plans, they're left stranded and separated on the mountain with an unknown creature now hunting them. Set Season 5, kinda AU. No slash, everyone gets whumped.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Sparrow on a Rooftop by WatsonsWarrior reviews
Sherlock doesn't have any intentions of making friends with the new boy who just moved in beside them. It doesn't help that they're going to school together, that John is slightly less boring than everyone else he has met, or that their windows are directly across from each other- a simple climbing distance. A teen!lock AU. Featuring the British Government and occasionally Greg.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Smoke by Bananas102 reviews
Ever since he left for college, Sam's life has been spiraling downward. He's taken up smoking, drugs, and prostitution for food and shelter, and Sam's pretty sure this is how the rest of his life is going to be, until his brother comes knocking on the front door. Warning! Mention of: Addictions, drug abuse, rape, and a bunch of other stuff. NO EXPLICIT SEX SCENES! Please review!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015
What Lies Beneath by LadyWallace reviews
Dean doesn't always notice everything about his little brother. Some things Sam keeps to himself. When Sam gets on the wrong side of bullies at school, he decides to take matters into his own hands with disastrous consequences neither brother expected. Teen!Chesters Sam is 15 Dean is 19
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,669 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Dean W., Sam W., OC - Complete
Deletion by somevelvetmorning reviews
Every time Sherlock has a realization about his romantic feelings towards John, he deletes the memory that triggered it. In effect, he has lost conversations and pieces of memories. During a pretend relationship required for a case, he realizes these memories cannot be deleted or evidence will be lost. Forced to keep them, he has to decide what to do with his affections.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
101 Ways to Date Sam Winchester by 94 Bottles Of Snapple reviews
Or: 99 Zany Sabriel AUs. In which Gabriel makes frivolous (according to his brothers) use of his all-powerful Archangel mojo to try and psych himself up to ask Sam Winchester on a date. All he needs is a little practice, after all. And, as usual with Gabriel, things spiral a bit out of control.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,430 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Gabriel, Sam W.]
Resistance by NerdBurga reviews
Arthur, Merlin and the knights of Camelot are sent on a quest to rid their kingdom of a terrible banshee, a creature that can get into your mind and convince you to give up your soul. They all thought they knew the risks going in - but no one is prepared for when the monster goes after Merlin, or the consequences it will have on them all.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,543 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot, Gwaine
I'd Follow You Down by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
(Season 10 AU Plotline). Dean's been cured, but at a dastardly cost. Metatron's been taken to Heaven's jail, but it's not certain how long the angels will be able to keep him there and one choice could leave Sam alone forever. New paths will be forged, suprising allies are made, and new secrets will come to light. The only question is how and when will this all end for everyone?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 97,246 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Metatron - Complete
What Could Have Been by Revhead reviews
What if Mary had listened to Dean's warning to stay in bed? Young Dean wakes up to the sound of his brother crying. He thinks his Mom will take care of Sammy, but he doesn't hear her footsteps. So he goes into Sam's nursery instead. Azazel remembers that Dean is supposed to be the one who kills him in the future and he decides to kill him first...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,046 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Mary W., Castiel - Complete
Forever Young by spn22 reviews
Dean is woken in the night by a concerned Castiel. Something is wrong with Sam- very wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Hell, Even Angels Need Saving by Sketchy-d00d reviews
"Why are you talking to me?" His voice was deep and dull. "Trying to be friendly." "I don't need friends. I'm fine by myself." Rated T for words and actions. Please don't read if you're extremely sensitive. This might cause you angst. Trigger warning: self harm, suicidal words/thoughts/actions, and eating disorders. [EDITED: Spelling errors fixed.] Sabriel. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Meg - Complete
Forgotten Times by idris-hamish-winchester reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Castiel's no longer an angel. He lives with Meg, who's like a sister to him. He owns a coffee shop because he still likes to help people, which he does by giving them the coffee that they need in the mornings. He can't get the door open to the coffee shop and he's freezing after a fall in some snow. A stranger gives him a hand. But what if he know the stranger?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Meg M.
Oh, You Guys! by MissyBailey reviews
I know that its been done before, but I think its funny. Cas, Sam, and Dean are researching a case and stumble across something and lets just say that Sam doesn't quite get it and insists on telling the boys all about these wonderfully accurate depictions of their daily life:)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Antique Christmas by the-blossom-and-the-bee reviews
Cas enters Dean's antique shop looking for a Christmas present. Attraction occurs. One-shot, fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
An angel in the cold by chamoon
One shot - Destiel - Major character death - He had so many remorses, so many things he wishes he could have done, so many words he wishes he could have said... His biggest regret was him. Or the things he hadn't been able to give him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Jack-o'-lanterns by BAMFBlueEyedAngel reviews
It's Halloween and Cas wants to carve pumpkins. Dean isn't that into the idea, but he's willing to play along. Maybe Dean will enjoy Halloween more once he sees what Cas carves.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sting Operation by Zana Zira reviews
S9: Castiel has loved bees for a long time. He never thought anything of it when he used to walk straight into the middle of a flower patch, covered in bees from head to toe. But that was when he was an angel. Now that he's human, he's going to learn very quickly how dangerous even one sting can be. Sam & Cas friendship, established Destiel. Warning: several lame bee puns.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
In Heaven to Stay by AnabellePule reviews
What would heaven be like for the Winchester's? Short cute Destiel fic, no smut.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
One Week by Just Add Lipstick reviews
On one of the warmer days of August, Castiel announced that he had a week left. One week before his stolen grace burned out. One week before his vessel died. One week before he had to leave the Winchesters forever. Human!Dean, Subtle Destiel, Sam/Cas bonding, rated T for character death. This fic chronicles Castiel's last week with his favorite humans.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Meg M.
The Party Wagon reviews
Little Lance Sweets plans on taking the toy from the kid next door but things don't go exactly as planned... (Based off the story Sweets told to Angela in 4x01. Oneshot.)
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2015 - J. Hodgins, L. Sweets - Complete