seaweedbrain25
 Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. hi pjo fan !!! Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh, Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away, Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright, What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide, a horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side, the eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought, Poseidon's face turned blank, as he foiled Zeus' plot, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. Things Learned From Percy Jackson 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batteof the Labyrinth 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian percy jackson pledge - for pjo fans only - The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea for pjo fans Quotes from the friends and characters of Camp Half Blood (AKA, PJO, HOO AND DEMIGOD FILES.) "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, Son of Hades. "God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack, Pegasus. "Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, Son of Poseidon. "Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face." -Percy. I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, Son of Jupiter (Zeus) "See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, Son of Hephaestus. You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy. It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy. "Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Nico. Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy. "Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." -Leo. "Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." -Piper, daughter of Aphrodite. "THIS IS A PEN!" -Fake Movieified Percy "MAN! I can't pee with this staring at me!" -Fake Moveified Grover PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already so the authors i recomend anaklusmos 14 (he write awesome pjo fic) Frozen Sunflowers in the Night (she writes awesome twillight ones ) only these two for now PJO QUESTIONS 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? My Answer: the lake 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? My Answer: I don't have an answer... 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? My Answer:percy 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? My Answer: Ugh! Drew! 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? My Answer: The Last Olympian 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? My Answer:nico because of his qoute 7. Favorite God or Goddess? My Answer:posiedon and hestia 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? My Answer:tell him annabeth cheated on him with luke when he came back 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? My Answer: percy! cuz he rocks 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? My Answer: hestia ( you figure out why !) 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?My Answer:dude are you gay13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? My Answer:relax with them 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? My Answer: swimming whith friends 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? My Answer:With great power, comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - nico di angelo My Answer: in the last olympian at the end when there is a under water kiss between percabeth 17. Favorite Nico Moment? My Answer: When he says, "With great power, comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? My Answer:when artemis shoots an srrow at apollo where the sun dosent shine 19. Favorite Grover Moment? My Answer:when he and percy are chased by an minotaur and he says FOOD! 20. Favorite Random Moment? 30. if you have a crush on somr]e pjo character who will it be my answer: thalia The difference between Mortals/Muggles,PJO supporters and HP supporters: When Drowning… Mortal: LIFEGUARD! PJO fan: PERCY! When rain suddenly come… Mortal: Damn it! PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus! Exclaiming… Mortal: Oh My god! PJO fans: Di Immortales! When angry… Mortal: Shut up! PJO: Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you! Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater! Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom! Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW! Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you! Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.) Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life! Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life! Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines! Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife. Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you! my name shrey means: S: cute H: easy to fall in love with R: good boyfriend E: Has gorgeous eyes Y: is loved by everyone A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.(DONOT EVER TRY THAT TRUST ME IHAVE) There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.(there is no placelike that ) You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!) You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on thalia ! You just have to research more about greek mythology. You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book.(duh) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl: She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. that's deep love man!! What A boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; Quotes From The Lightning Thief Movie, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile If You Loved The Movie: Get up and fight...hero. Annabeth You're being followed. Grover I definitely have strong feelings for you, I just don't know if they're positive or negative yet. Annabeth Well, let me know when you figure it out. Percy You'll be the first. Annabeth She will squash you like a bug.Grover I'm a daughter of Athena. Do you know what that means? I always win. Annabeth. Well I always lose, but maybe we're both wrong. Percy I've never had a satyr...visit before. Persephone Mom, I think this dyslexia thing is getting worse, maybe it's the ADHD. Percy Percy, this will all make sense some day. Sally Annabeth that was great great demigod driving. Grover I USED TO DATE YOUR DADDY! Medusa I'm the lightning thief. Luke Promise me one thing, though; if you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass for me. Luke I can't pee with her watching me! Grover Let's get out of here before Homeland Security shows up. Annabeth I'm going crazy! Ohhh, I'm going crazy! I should be on medicine. Percy Come on, man. That's my mom right there. Have some respect. Percy Yeah! Perrcy! Annabeth Cool... Very cool. Annabeth Ooh, double team. Grover If there was a war with the gods, then I'd be stuck here with him...forever. Persephone. Sneak. A. Peek. Medusa Chiron, you still got that wheelchair? He'll need it. Luke Shouldn't we stop her? She's killing him. Grover Are you kidding? This is the best part. Chiron Now's not a good time, Perce. We're heading to the chapel! Grover Oh, how romantic. Annabeth LET'S STOP FOR THE NIGHT! LET'S STOP FOR THE NIGHT! Percy Beat it, Nymphs. Annabeth Woah, you're really going to kill the guy who saved the world? Grover You're half-donkey? Percy Percy, this is where you belong. Sally Welcome home. Annabeth Man, you burnin' money. That's practically treason! Grover I think Persephone really likes me. Grover This is a pen! Percy Click it. Grover Feeling like a hero? Annabeth |
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