Hello, fellow passengers of spaceship Earth! I am the Vixen Argentum!

I am the Lady and the Tigress. I am everything wrong with your fandom. I am dressed in red and waiting for my star to fall.

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When I'm not writing, I'm probably translating delicious doujinshi (Japanese made fancomics/fanfiction) from moonspeak into English. I specialize in Urahara/Mayuri and other 12th division themed doujinshi, though I have many many other pairs. Variety is the spice of life! If you are interested, visit my DOUJINSHI INDEX.

Sing! In the silver fog of night,
Voice of a fox hound bellow-bright.

Sing me the silver song of fox,
Wary and watching the moon-dipped rocks.

Quivering nostril, lifted paw,
Sniffing the night for the smell of dog.

Sing me foxhound, lemon white,
Sing me the song of a fox tonight!

Bay me the story of old, old, old
Of a fox that runs and a moon that's cold;

In the valley, the hill,
near the speckled rocks,

Sing me the song of the spun gold fox!
--the poet, Patricia Hubbell

MY CURRENT MAIN FANDOM IS BLEACH.

This means that I will likely be writing things for Bleach most of the time.

Thus, don't ask me about Topsy Turvy. I'll delete it if I have to.

Current Projects:

Bleach:
Sleeper: (Urahara/Mayuri) Drama/Romance/Angst--Mayuri is forced to flee Soul Society after a chaotic turn of events. As a last resort, he runs to the closest thing to a "friend" that he's ever had. (2/7 chapters drafted)For Eyvindr. (You know my Pentacles universe I hated? This is what it became. Much better!)

Solve et Coagula: Selections from the Fanfic 100:(Urahara/Mayuri) All genres--anywhere between 25 and 100 fics will be posted for this. (10ish fics drafted)

For A Good Time: (Urahara/Mayuri) Humor/Romance-- Akon snuck into Mayuri's office and reprogrammed Mayuri's emergency cell phone to disguise his voice. As a practical joke, he gets Rin to write the number on the wall of an izakaya's restroom. After a series of events, Urahara gets his hands on the number rumored to be for a woman with an irresistibly beautiful voice.

UraMayu Week Projects:

Day 1
Quantum: (Urahara/Mayuri) Scifi/Romance-- One hundred years ago, Kisuke made it through his trial unscathed and has remained captain of the 12th. The hogyoku did not work, and many lives were lost, and to fill the vacancy of his lieutenant, he promoted Mayuri. Now, there are strange space time anomalies occurring throughout Soul Society, with souls seemingly from other universes being swallowed up by some and deposited in others. While Mayuri researches this and shares his findings with Kisuke...they are interrupted by another breach and find a very unexpected person in Kisuke's bedroom. Someone who's convinced that it belongs to him instead.

Day 2
Solve et Coagula Update (Makeup/Handcuff/Scar prompt)

Day 3
Enemies Closer (Urahara/Mayuri/Shutara) Soulmate AU-- Details will be released with the first chapter.

Day 4
Settled Daemon Prompt (Still hammering out, will be based in Academy I believe...)

Day 5
For A Good Time Update (Theme: “Usually I don’t ask about why you show up covered in blood, but this time I think I have to make an exception.” / “What did you do with my corpse?”)

Day 6
Wrong (Songfic as per prompt, based on a friend of mine's concept of Mayuri's theme song)

Day 7
Sleeper Update, thank god, right, for free choice days?

Please tell me if there is anything (reasonable) that may make my stories better; ask me any questions. I do not bite, except if I am flamed for no reason at all. I will take criticism though, as long as it's constructive.

I am always open to meeting new people, so even if you have nothing really to say about my work but want to talk to me anyway, just give me a holler.

Much Love!
Vixen Argentum