Hey guys! I'm gwuncanlove13. For obvious reasons. I like to be normally weird. Like Izzy from TDI. I like me my music, and my mortal instruments series. Also, I like Christina Grimmie! XD

whispers* psst... I stole the rest of this off of BlackHairandBlueEyesPrincess's profile. Don't tell her... hush...

oh... Hey Catherine xD how you doin?

If Edward Cullen was to jump of the empire state building, 98% of girls would cry and beg him not to jump. If your the 2% that would scream "JUMP!!!!" copy and paste this on your profile.

And here are the rest of my favourite quotes and sayings:

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Giving up doesn't mean your weak. Sometimes it means that your strong enough to let go.

Ever seen this?

A - AVAILABLE: Well, I can't date till Xmas bcuz of a bet with a friend. But in my little fantasy world, I'm married to Jace Wayland, William Herondale, and James Carstairs. CATHERINE, BACK OFF MY MEN XD

B - BIRTHDAY: July :)

C - CRUSHING ON: a person.. oops I didn't mean to boldify this

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Coca-Cola 8)

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My friend Dawn. Aka me.

F - FAVORITE SONG: helenna1991s version of Marcy's I'm just your problem

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Sour Gummy Worms :D

H - HOMETOWN: I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!!!

I - IN LOVE WITH: Catherine is trying to steal them ;-;

J - JUGGLE: Ha I can juggle. I can also turn into a 990 foot tall platypus bear.

K - KILLED SOMEONE: EVERY DAY.

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 4 days.

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 5

O - ONE WISH: I wanna sing :/

P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Me

R - REASON TO SMILE: the fact that maybe, someday, Justin Bieber will hit puberty... NAH THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN XD

S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:30 in the freakin morning

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: RAINBOW. NOW PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE GOLDEN POT. Haha I made a joke

V - VEGETABLE(S): Do chips count?

W - WORST HABIT: Staying up too late

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: My back

Y - YOYOS ARE: SATANS PLAYTOY... Stupid yoyo

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Cancer

Everyone else, fill this in and paste it in your profile. Send me a PM with your responses! :P

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.