Tristan's back. Enough said. Complete.

A story about Mrs. Coulter and Lord Asriel 13 years before the events of the Golden Compass, and the affair that ultimately led to their undoing.

A slightly slashy parody of the novels A Great And Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angels, with The Sweet Far Thing as Chapter 3, just added as of 220908

Formerly 'Sweetness And Bitterness'. A collection of semi-connected, semi-AU Sweenett oneshots, placed during and before the movie. This is pure fluff, ladies and gents. Complete for now.

A story about Marisa Coulter’s past. Will eventually be MCLA. WIP.

PostDMC . A collection of short vignettes and stories focusing on Jack and Elizabeth's humorous and fluffy love and relationship. JackElizabeth, obviously.

She was a dirty faced urchin, now she is an eminent politician's wife. Marisa has learned to be cynical, that there are certain dreams that must be forgotten. Asriel wants her to break the rules. Worse, he makes her want it too. MarisaAsriel.

Asriel's perspective on the last chapters of Northern Lights/The Golden Compass, beginning when he finds Lyra in his house. Now complete.

To dance or die? Nellie and Sweeney find a middle ground.

Mrs. Lovett makes a bet with Mr. Todd. Angsty Toddvett fluff- more angst in the first chapter, more fluff in the second.

They have hardened, little more now than their ambition, determination, cruelty and bitterness. A chance meeting between two lovers who were never meant to see each other again. OneShot.

It's only an empty syllable, except where he's concerned.

It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!

Every now and then she felt like screaming. And, perhaps, every now and then even he acted human. ::Dramione:: Oneshot

Hermione is nothing but pragmatic. But what could unwind such a put together person like Hermione? Or rather, who? A silly little oneshot. DMHG. Sixth year, for a change.

Mr. Todd can't sleep. ToddLovett

Mr. Todd and Toby watch Mrs. Lovett working. Hints of ToddLovett.

“They always find love, they do. Beautiful girls, I mean. Don’t leave much hope for the rest of us, I fear.” SweeneyLovett, AnthonyJohanna implied.

Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett both have nightmares. ToddLovett

Professor Vector doesn’t attend Arithmancy. The class is idle, and Draco is caught staring. What’s a guy to do? DMHG. Oneshot. AU. Seventh Year.

Hermione gets very bored while waiting at St. Mungo’s. She decides to read a very interesting issue of Witch Weekly as she waits. DMHG. AU. Seventh year. Oneshot.

Angela does a series of paintings to make a point to Brennan and Booth.

Lord Roke, Lord Asriel, others. Views on the devil and his relationship with his daughter, or rather, the one that existed, but no one wanted to admit. Oh, the dangers of being loved by your father, especially when he's taking over the world...s.

Lord Asriel finds Marisa praying. Takes place before Lyra is born, when Marisa is still married to Edward Coulter. MarisaAsriel. Oneshot.

Wilson writes a book, and everyone in the hospital tries to figure out who they are in it.

Five times Luke and Lorelai kissed before Raincoats and Recipes. Or wanted to, at least.

Days after the failed wedding, Guy attempts to reconcile with Marian. It doesn’t go particularly well.

I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.

Lorelai discusses the repercussions of watching Moulin Rouge before bed. Luke gets to listen.

You know how I know you're in love with me? Some BB bantering fun.

Two women come to the Botanic gardens at midsummer, to wonder and weep.

He never goes home with blonde women. [drabble] [181 words] [LyraWill]

We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.

“What are you doing here, Booth?” Shrugging, he said, “I wanted to see a shooting star.” CBPC August. BB Fluff.

A poem about Mrs. Coulter and Lord Asriel.

In case of an emergency, who do you call?....Oneshot fluff

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Six characters. Six dæmons. Six different settlings.

Witches are born without lifelines. [Serafina Pekkala and Lee Scoresby and mortality]

The fact remains that she is miserable and he is empty and there is nothing left to lose. [RemusTonks, RemusSirius. Deathly Hallows spoilers.]

Snape, and closure. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows.

Tonks is smitten, Remus is oblivious, and Sirius is determined to enlighten him.

Sparrabeth. Post AWE. Elizabeth runs away from home & Will to find Jack, but it is merely the beginning of a new adventure... Please note: written before the actual AWE release.

katie has issues giving out birthday gifts so she tries a new approach. KBCW oneshot

Beckett and Norrington are enjoying some tea in the afterlife, but manage to find time to torment Davy Jones, Governor Swann, and Will Turner. All 3 chapters now up!

Life goes on in Shipwreck Cove, once the Dutchman is away. PG.

Sweeney Todd, SweeneyLovett. Takes the interplay of A Little Priest from the 2005 revival and then continues those flirtations to their obvious conclusion. It's a little dark.

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

What begins as an innocent game of Scrabble turns into much more. Booth and Brennan return to work the next morning and they are in for a rude awakening...

Elizabeth is far from alone in the years following her marriage. JE

If it was also his intention to rattle her mind into madness, then she was certain that his second success loomed just ahead. After all, being locked away not only roused her irritability, but it tore at her sanity as well. Sparrabeth, AWE ignored

After Jack was brought back, he felt like he couldn't trust Elizabeth at all. What happens when she confronts him? JE, AWE plot

Sometimes a simple touch is all it takes. [BB]

JE uses spoilers and speculation for AWE. Will must watch as Jack and Elizabeth join together as partners in life and as pirates. He has his own destiny, and it will reunite them all in ten years ...

Just a short, angsty piece. Something that might happen at the end of AWE, or in my dreams.... Sparrabeth, JackElizabeth.

A little oneshot drabble depicting a possible scenario between Jack and Elizabeth after the big battle in At World's End. Elizabeth has her guard up so high... is it possible for her to let it down to anyone?

A short 2 parter filled with fluff, some angst and more fluff all about my favourite pairing BB of course.

After saying some things he shouldn't have, in the heat of the moment, Booth pays a visit to Bones to try and put things right. A oneshot about the thin line between love and hate, and the moment the sparks finally catch fire.

A BoothBrennan fluff piece inspired by that dreaded day, Friday 13th.

She's magnificent and terrifying, a fallen Valkyrie, a lioness at bay, desperate and deadly and breaking his heart. JE hc, WE discussed. Possible AWE SPOILERS based on rumors and concept art.

"I want to have you," she breathes against his lips, her eyes velvetbrown and emberwarm. Sparrabeth

A record of emails sent in the Jeffersonian during one morning.

Jack Sparrow may know something she doesn't, for he is enjoying their private masquerade a little too much. His face is a mask of jolly smugness, which makes her wonder if he, too, has some ulterior motive for speaking with her so freely. Sparrabeth

katie needs help in potions. and who might come to the rescue? ...wait, did i just write a legit summary? no freaking way. cmaon, you know youre proud. KBFW oneshot. dont get mad, olivers just on vaca for the moment. he'll be back soon. now PLEASE READ!

Booth has drawn the line but does that mean the line can't be crossed? Pure BB fluff, no plot whatsover.

Booth and Brennan struggle with their feelings after an emotional night

Booth held onto her tightly and then began to sway back and forth. They danced to the rhythm of the shattering rain drops that continued to pelt against their skin...

Temperance wants to find out a couple of things and, as always, she's being as 'subtle' as a bulldozer. [BB]

Booth wonders why seeing Sully and Brennan together bothers him so much. Completed one shot.

Songfic to Think of Me, from Phantom of the Opera. Please R&R!

It has been five days since their argument, five days and far too many hours to count, yet he still refuses to talk to her, to spare her even a glance, and his indifference hurts even more than the livid marks on her upper arms. Sparrabeth

Brennen gives a presentation at Parker’s school. BB bickering and fluff.

She’d admit that sometimes she missed him. At night, mostly. Sometimes when she was at her loneliest she would imagine him warming the sheets beside her in her cold bed.

JackElizabeth one piece. ‘’How’re ye doin’, Lizzie?’’ Life didn't look the same through her eyes, and she needed Jack around, now more than ever. ‘’How long are you here for?’’ she asked. ’'As long as ye need me for, love.’'

Booth has hurt Brennan badly. Can he fix her pain, or will it end another way?

An exercise in the flip side of happily ever after. [BB, sorta]

Rebecca would like to think that she had made progress in her relationship with Booth.

SEQUEL TO ECHO OF THE RAIN! KBOW oneshot. katie goes and fished oliver out of the showers ie from drowing himself

Because he's finally back, and she still hasn't said his name. Oneshot, Sparrabeth.

A parody. That those with...delicate feelings might not want to read. 'Cause we make fun of you, among other things. It's fun stuff. Cowritten with my personal goddess, WOATCAPIITON.

Luke tries to introduce Lorelai to the glories of herbal tea. Lorelai demands caffeination. The stage is set for the ultimate showdown, or possibly just liberal amounts of banter.

My take on what happened on the rum runner's island, set during CotBP.

Gifts have been appearing on Elizabeth's doorstep, as mysterious and strange as their bearer. When the evervirtuous Will leaves her frustrated and alone, Elizabeth is curious what else Jack Sparrow can show her. Sparrabeth.

A moment isn't over until it's understood.

“In four words – words that felt like a slap in the face to him – Brennan showed him just how many steps backward their partnership had taken.” [BB, oneshot]

Their faces were impossibly close. But Angela knew that this was nothing new. They were always invading each other’s personal space, always in each other’s faces. But this time it was different. Humor fic. I love reviews.

Jack pulls Elizabeth back from the edge when she needs it most. JE

You start to steer yourself into the storm, just to see what happens. Just to see if you can win... Jack dares Elizabeth to look deep in her soul, and sometimes the truth is most frightening of all. JackElizabeth

“No, see, she can’t be talking to me because I,” he said, hooking his thumbs under the lapels of his suit and preening, “am wearing Prada.” Oneshot. BB

Set during DMC. A simple splinter leads Elizabeth to acknowledge a few important things about herself and Jack. Sparrabeth. ONESHOT

KBOW oneshot. of course oliver would fall into a deep depression after losing a match. how typical. and how typical is it that katie would be the one to manage to pull him out of it. though, of course, with some help from roger....

Sometimes it hurts so badly, you can't imagine that you could possibly still be alive... Everyone has a breaking point, and one cold night in November, Dr Temperance Brennan finds hers. Edited and reposted.

Booth tells Brennan about Cam. Short oneshot. BB.

Escaping cages, both selfimposed and inflicted. Post AWE, Sparrabeth.

Elizabeth tries to deny herself, and Jack can't. Sparrabeth, post AWE. Minor DMC spoilers.

It’s a curious thing, really. It will point to what you want most in this world, but never what you most need.' OneShot. JE angst.

Wiling to use any means to get back the man she betrayed and sentenced to death, Elizabeth cuts through her conscience on the journey to World's End. When Jack wakes up, will he forgive her? JE

It's been a really long week. And the floodgates are opening.

She can almost feel his hot breath ghosting across her neck, his sensuous lips brushing her earlobe... Sparrabeth

One shot. A response to Goldpiece's challenge. B&B disagree about what love is and wish they could admit the truth to one another.

The seventh year N.E.W.T. students brew up some Amortentia and whether it be Gobstones, sweaty Quidditch robes, or Mother's biscuits, everyone smells something interesting, including Oliver Wood. [oneshot]

She should really find a better place to keep her heart, because there’s a war on and her sleeve is getting dangerous. [MinervaTom]

Jack, pulled from purgatory, returns to the decks of the previously found Pearl only to find he must do the same for Elizabeth. Written for the jechallenge on LiveJournal.

Jack wanted Lizzie. But yet he didn't. JE. Oneshot.

She didn't want to remember. He helped her to forget. FelicityKartik. Implied GemmaKartik. Drabble.

My take on what transpires when Elizabeth and Will return to Port Royal, post AWE. Some hints on what may or may not have happened on that return journey... JE, of course. Disney owns all, I'm just having fun.

Cho Chang has some stupid ideas, but I think Katie's glad she heard about this one. YES, it's KBOW.

Her freedom has come at a heavy price indeed. Fearing that there's more yet to pay, Elizabeth asks Jack for a promise he may find difficult to keep. JE, post AWE, actual and potential spoilers. Complete.

Hell is living without you. Sometimes, it's also living with you.

The Pearl runs afoul of a tempest during their journey. Sparrabeth

what happens when you stick a captian, his chaser, and some advanced note passing parchment into detention several times? Merlin only knows. one shot for nowmaybe changed later...

And she’s not at all sure of it, but it’s there, and she loves every moment of it. No regrets. JE

A missing moment, just after Gryffindor loses the Quidditch match in PoA, in which Katie Bell attempts to cheer up a forlorn Oliver Wood. KBOW

Post DMC, SPOILERS! Elizabeth and Norrington have joined Jack on the 'Pearl, on the quest to find the chest of Davy Jones. Hunger and rum prove to be a very entertaining distractions. JE pairing. This story is growing and will be continued soon!

Short, oneshot fic about the JE ship.

Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.

He drinks the rum because he thinks it will help him forget about Elizabeth. Not that he’s thinking about her. Because he’s not. JE

It was worth it. Bugger, was it worth it. JackElizabeth, shortshort

[ONE SHOT] During DMC – SPOILERS! An account of Elizabeth’s thoughts during the crew’s return to Tia Dalma’s shack. Follows “Leaving an Impression”.

Jack Sparrow leaves a taste for adventure in her blood.

She likes the sense of not quite knowing whether she will win. JackElizabeth. DMC Spoilers.

[ONE SHOT] During DMC – SPOILERS! A portrait of Jack Sparrow’s thoughts during the lull before the Kraken’s final attack on the Pearl. JxE, obviously.

A post DMC fic. Beckett gets another mark from Captain Jack Sparrow. JE

It was just a kiss, Jack Sparrow should have been taken at the edge of a sword. DMC spoilers.

Woman in Limbo oneshot: When Bones struggles to assert her identity to a murderer who knows her by another name, she finds comfort from the man who knows her beyond words.

KatiexOliver complete. Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia come up with a plan to get Oliver to notice Katie in that way, with some interesting results... Only rated T for a bit of language, etc

[BB] Brennan's world begins again.

JJ. Oneshot. It starts out as a friendly dance, but turns into something more.

[BB, spoilers for 'Two Bodies in the Lab'] Temperance is out to dinner with David when it hits her. [oneshot]

[BB, MAJOR SPOILERS for Two Bodies in the Lab] A vignette, from Hodgins' POV.

She doesn't think of him all the time.

[BoothBrennan] It happened with Mulder and Scully. Yeah, I still don't know what that means. my first completed Bonesfic, R&R!

Ron and Hermione are up late one night, sitting in the darkness of the sleeping Burrow, when their feelings get the better of them.

He sees smooth skin under his hands, slight hips and shoulders, too small to be Stacy’s. He’s lost track of things, somehow. Oneshot.

Outcasts always mourn.

Han Solo wants to tell you a love story. [Han Leia]

Kit's reaction to Beatrice's wedding announcement. Oneshot.

He is at a loss. Nothing short of bewildered. Why he bothers with her in the first place is an utter mystery to him at times like these.' [SnapeSinistra drabble.]

I wouldn't want you to get impatient with me, Ron told her curtly. Hermione rolled her eyes at him. Well you don't have to worry about that, Ron. I'm already pretty impatient with you. And not just about this sodding essay, either. [Oneshot] REVIEW PLEAS

Drastic situations lead to drastic actions. That's why Remus and Tonks are locked in the Knight Bus by their former respected teenage associates Harry and Ginny. A one shot with Remus overanalysing and romantic gestures through a game of Scrabble.

She had never really known unconditional love until she knew Rory and Luke. LL emphasis, including a post ep for episode 4.02. [One shot]

PostHBP oneshot. RLNT. In the aftermath, all she could think of was a certain werewolf...

One gave her one hundred yellow daisies. The other, a Chuppah he made himself. She only needed one. She only wanted one. FINISHED

Kissing was rarely a part of it.... PRELUDE TO A WORD BETWEEN FRIENDS

They got it wrong.

[One Shot]A little one shot about Ron's motivation to get his Charms essay done!

An alternate look into how Lorelai and Luke could have gotten back together. Oneshot.

Jack and Elizabeth, set years after the end of the movie. The follow-up to "Marchland", in which an important question is answered.

At the tail end of "Role Model". House and a condition he's never had before. Rated for language.

Dissolve the floors of memory and all its clear relations.

There was a hint of something in her voice. You tell yourself that it’s pity. Anger is the only thing you’ll ever admit to feeling towards her.

Set before HP&PS. Ever wonder how Snape came up with the idea for that riddle? Snape Sinistra banter

One-shot. She had loved the stars for as long as she could remember... This started out as a story about Prof. Sinistra, but then of course Severus Snape showed up, as he has a tendency to do in my stories....

“Oh. Well. I guess not, then.” And the Astronomy Professor and the Potions Master were both quiet, as they watched the Deputy watch her employer. (ADMM... sorta)

We have to be strong,' she says a hundred times. A thousand, maybe. 'It's what he would want.'

Jack and Elizabeth. A follow-up to my story "In the Dark Watches of the Night".

A 10x100 detailing a few moments in the relationship of this passionate and proud couple, from their first meeting to their ultimate end. Rated for sexuality.

After Sirius's defection, Bellatrix comes to see him, to confront him about his decision. SiriBella. One-shot.

A Jack and Elizabeth scene, set a few days after my story "Reasons to Believe".

A scientist attempts to explain the magic at Hogwarts, but is ill-prepared for what she discovers - especially when her discovery involves the enigmatic Snape.

(for dictionary.com's word of the day) “Some of us have more important things to do with our time than engage in childish bickering over Hermione Granger’s test scores.” (One-shot)

Luna and Draco are stuck in the Room of Requirements. Character study, but enjoyable (hopefully?) all the same. :)

It was a ridiculous idea, of course, loving that hopeless twit with her bushy hair and her glasses that were constantly sliding down her nose. But then again, he had always been a bit ridiculous, in a way." SnapeSinistra vignette.

He pushes up her glasses and scowls at her, just in case she isn't aware of how very ridiculous she is. It is his job to remind her, after all. SnapeSinistra

If Lucius is fire, Narcissa is ice.

Song-fic to Hoobastank's "The Reason" ...DG; Revised & Complete

A companion piece to A Matter of Trust. Jack and Elizabeth, some years after the end of the movie. [Complete]

The entire Order of the Phoenix inc. eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.

Lord Asriel's last seconds as he falls into the abyss...

There is a pirate in Elizabeth Turner's kitchen, yet again. Set some years after the end of the movie.

Locker room kisses, arguments about how aerodynamic forks are, and Katie Bell goes a wee bit insane. I suppose those are givens in any equation involving Oliver Wood. NOTE: This is super old. I love how I still used the term 'lolz' in my author notes.

Oneshot. Jack and Elizabeth on the island. Too much rum and a strange conversation.

Casualties come with every war. But sometimes Auriga Sinistra likes to forget.

The original Order of Phoenix is getting ready to take the picture Moody showed Harry in the fifth book. However, this is much, much easier said than done...

Meaningless, silly fluff, but I've still managed to strip Cap'n Sparrow naked! :)

Dumbledore demands that Snape find some way of apologizing to Sinistra for lighting her hair on fire. Can we say recipe for disaster?

Mrs. Coulter and Lord Asriel, waking up in the morning. Rather random, sorry.

'Auriga Sinistra hated the rain, with the fires of a thousand boiling cauldrons, hated it. And it happened to be raining.' Things can't get much worse when Sinistra gets locked out in the rain. That is, until Snape gets locked out with her.

When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.

Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?

Ah, denial. Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra know it well. But can everyone's favorite Mr. Magical Me get them to confess their feelings? ...WHAT feelings? A.K.A. Probably not.

What do you get when you add Christmas morning, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, and an argument between our beloved duo? Insane disaster with a dash of fluff, of course. :)

For years she had tried to ignore his voice, cold and malicious in the back of her mind. “I will always haunt you. I’ll never leave you. You’ll think I’m gone, but I won’t be.”

'That's all it was, after all.' A little fill-in L/L scene I would have liked to see in 'Hammers & Veils'. Feedback appreciated! :)

The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.

A change of pace from all the Will/Lyra tearjerkers. Takes place right after Lord Asriel and Mrs. Coulter, er, right after Lyra's concived, and then some cuz' it's chaperfied!!!