hokay. so. heeres moi profoile. by the toime yau rayd thais, there'll be no more rain forest left in the entiiire woooooorld and yau ah grounded fo the next tau wayks! you'll think that fahhhve tahhms two is twalve and you'll be screaming "noooo. i'm, not blanket!"

anyhoo. i love joking with all my friends. especially aym (em) who is like my best fa-fa-fa-friend in like the entiiiire wooooooorld. we are going to join getting gai with kayds together because, since when does doug raymer cayre aboot kayds? we have seen too many movies together and have memorized all the songs from the south park movie. why? because we are crazy like that and we like to spend our time drinking starbucks bananas and crrrrreeeeemmmes and misty floats.

oh yes. by now you probably wish that

you doe doe us!

:O don't just "oh" himb thobus!

so you're telling me that icannevergetaplatinumalbumwithachristianrockband?

that's cartman's question but it's impooved!

damn, damn, damn, damn!

you know who was right this whole time? the monglolians! they knew that you just can't wall yourself off from the outside world. putting walls up never helps anything. tearing them down brings us together.