I not going to tell you where I live or how old I am.

I love GLEE, the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the olympians and the outsiders.

I ship

Katniss/Peeta

Sam/Rachel

Finn/Rachel

TINA/MIKE

Ginny/Harry

Luna/Neville

Annabeth/Percy

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Nintey-six percent of teens won't stand up to God copy and paste this on your profile if your one of the four percent who will.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (sometimes...)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Um, accidentally? yeah, sure, that's what happened.)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (and once, i hit it anyway, i dont understand how...)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. (sometimes i dare myself to do it)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. (once gave someone the wrong number too.)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (my phone only rings when i'm busy)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me. (Poor, poor, Gina...)

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (once did it at the movie theater)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How do use regular soap?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Suggestion? Crazy Idea Time!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Aw! I wanted it to be cold!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Can I drive before I take it?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Thanks, that really narrowed it down)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Which is...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That would be why I bought it)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (But its dirty!)

A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals."

A VCR box says: "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (Um... How do i watch it?)

A can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (Isn't that the point?)

A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Thank you, I'm not blind)

A baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." (Oh, so that's why it's not folding!)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (But that adds the extra flavor)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

My sister has the best sister.

Bubble wrap amuses me.

(rah) (ah) ([roma (1ma)] (ga) (ooh)(la) = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :)

95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5% that would bring popcorn, invite friends, and yell, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
96% of people would yell "STOP!"
2% of them would cheer,
1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet.
Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.

"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"

"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."

"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja

"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Unknown

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." -Unknown

If you like WAFFLES, copy this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

95 of teens would cry ifthey saw the Justin Bieber Miley Cyrus The Highschool Musical cast the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat and a camera, than start chanting "Do a backfilp!!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!).

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this to your profile! XD

If you think Fairfarren means farewell and I love you, copy and past to yor profile!

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Couriousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one. _

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history; A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names; A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves. (Thanks to LunarRose73)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile

If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste. (Not so seceretly...)

Most young people these days hate Classical music. If you are one of the few people who are under 30 and absolutely ADORE Classical music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (All of them; but that’s ‘normal,’ right?!)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If FANFICTION is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

It's Called ... THERAPY

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies!) Mwahaha... ;)

If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.