Salut, monsieurs et madames.

It is me, an author, talking to you.

You'd like to know about me?

I'd like to know about you.

Who are you?

Me, I'm a girl.

Age, I'm not quite sure.

Height, tall.

Build, curvy.

Attitude, not average.

There. That covers it, doesn't it?

You want to know more?

Curious, aren't you?

Tell you what: you tell me one thing, I'll tell you something.

Fair?

Of course not.

Life is not fair.

Neither am I.