List your top twelve favorite Glee characters in no particular order:

1. Blaine

2. Kurt

3. Wes

4. Jeff

5. Nick

6. David

7. Sebastian

8. Thad

9. Santana

10. Puck

11. Brittany

12. Emma

Have you ever read a 5/11 fic before?

Nick/Brittany? No. I don't wan't to.

Do you think 3 is hot?

Wes? HOT DAMN YEAH!

What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?

If Emma got Blaine Pregnant? COUGAR! COUGAR! And after that moment, the world would explode

Do you remember any good fics about 9?

One. It was Brittana though

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Sebastian and Kurt? hm..dirty french talking to eachother. Yum.

4/8 or 4/5?

Nick/Thad or Nick/Jeff? NEFFFF!

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were in a relationship?

Sebastian discovering Wes and Thad in a relationship. He'd probably just stay and watch the magic happen.

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a 2/6 fic.

Kurt's eyes followed David's form as he walked down the hall. It had been years since Blaine left him for Sebastian. Years since Wes died in that car crash. He couldn't help but admire the taller, leaner, older male as he met up. "Kurt! I haven't seen you in months. How are you?" "Oh, I'm good." Now.

Has there been a 1/8 fluff?

Blaine/Thad? Nah.

Are there any stories on your list about 11?

No.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Blaine and Sebastian are in a happy relationship untill Santana runs off with Sebastian. Blaine, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Brittany, and an unhappy affair with Emma, then follows the wise advice of Nick, and finds true love with Kurt.

HAPPEH ENDING!

Title/Warning for above fic?

Title: Conflicted

Warning: Random, weird relationships.

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

- Nick, Jeff, Sebastian, Blaine and Wes are playing truth or dare. Nick asked Sebastian, and Sebastian says truth.. Nick asks Sebastian who he loves, and after much prodding, confessed their true love with Jeff. Jeff does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Wes. Sebastian is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Blaine, while Wes and Jeff run off into the sunset. However, Nick is secretly in love with Blaine, and becomes so jealous of Sebastian, who after the comfort of Blaine, becomes in a relationship with Blaine. So, Nick decides to to murder Sebastian, but is stopped by police officer Santana, and is sent to prison, allowing Sebastian and Blaine to be happy!

Title/Warning for above

Title: Truth or Dare isn't safe.

Warning: Prepare to be weirded out.

Suggest a title for a 1/11 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Boys are stupid.

What kind of story line would you use if 1 wanted to seduce 2?

They sat in Kurt's bedroom as Kurt tried to be sexy - Blaine attempting to help.

Kurt really didn't need any help.

Blaine tilted Kurt's chin up, breath ghosting over his lips.

"Now give me..Lust."

Do any of your friends read 7/9?

I hope not.

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?

How to Save a Life.

Title/W6, 3, 2, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 2 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 2 and plots to abduct 2 to keep 2 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 2 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 2 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.arnings for the above fic?

-David, Wes, Kurt, JEff, and Brittany are at a bar when Wes makes a drunken confession that Kurt is in love with Blaine. David is secretly in love with Kurt and plots to abduct Kurt to keep Kurt away from Blaine, but is stopped by Jeff and Brittany. However, David is so crazed by this point that David needs constant watching to make sure David doesn't go after Kurt again, and Jeff and Brittany volunteer to do this. As they work together, JEff and Brittany develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that David escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Kurt and Blaine from untimely deaths, Sebastian magically appears and vanquishes David forever.

Title: Crazy Night.

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

Thad would probably scream before telling the whole school and wondering how Nick and Santana Kurt to agree.

1 sees 5 naked. His/her reaction?

Blaine sees Nick naked. He'd probably be terrified, close the door on his hand before running away.

Would 12 and 5 make a good couple?

Nada.

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

If I found Blaine and Jeff in a closet together with a rubber ducky, I would ask them what they were doing, before accusing them of making out with Herman the Duck and later inviting that same duck to a threesome.

Please don't judge me.

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Wes kills Sebastian and says, "He was messing up sweet Klaine."

Suggest a title for an 8 and 9 fluff story

Comfort in unique places.

What would be a good pick up line for 7 to use on 1?

"Your sex on a stick and sing like a dream."

3 finds 4 and 7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Wes finds Jeff and Sebastian kissing. He invites Nick over to watch.

You find 1 going through your closet. What would you do?

I'd probably squeak a few times attempting to speak, hug him, and ask if Kurt was here too.

I'm depressed and I do cut my wrists. Lay off.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist,
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep,
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, well, depends on definition..
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular.
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music.
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish.
I am in love with someone who doesn't know that, so I must be a fat, ugly, cowardly bitch

1. The first character I fell in love with - Kurt

2. The character I never expected to love as much I do now - Santana. And Finn.

3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t - Rachel

4. The character I love that everyone else hates - SEBASTIAN!! Smexy.

5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer - Tina

6. The character I would shag anytime - Blaine. Freaking. Anderson.

7. The character I want to be like - Kurt. Though I already am like him.

8. The character I’d bitch slap - Sebastian. He interferes with Klaine

9. A pairing that I love - Klaine. Duh.

10. A pairing that I hate dislike - Seblaine. Kurtofsky

11. Favourite character - Kurt. BAMF

12. My three favourite characters - Kurt, Blaine, Nick.

13. My three least favourite characters - Shelby, Unique, and that random dude with the afro in the Warblers.

14. Which character I am most like - Kurt

15. My OTP - Klaine. *lessthanthree*

16. A character that I’d like to make out with - BLAINE. And Sebastian. And Jeff. And Wes. And Kurt.

17. The 2 characters who’d make the cutest babies - Samcedes

18. My random ship - Chandler/Sebastian

19. Song that I’d like them to do on Glee - SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!

20. Favourite line from Glee- "Kurt..there is a moment, when you say to yourself...Oh! There you are. I've been looking for you forever, and this duet was just an excuse to spend more time with you.."

"We got eachother out of this.."

"You leave me breathless. And not just now, watching you, out on that stage. I'm so proud of you." - "Good. I wan't you to be."

Raw emotion between the two in that scene. True love.

21. Sort the Glee kids into Harry Potter houses. Slytherin: Puck, Quinn, Santana Ravenclaw: Blaine, Kurt, Mike, Tina, Artie. Hufflepuff: , Brittany, Mercedes, Rachel. Gryffindor: Sam, Sugar, Finn

22. Give me the shipping name of the two characters you love the most -Klaine. Or HurriKlaine

23. Recommend a good Fanfiction - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6964779/1/bWelcome_b_to_bHogwarts_b

24.Recommend a good OC Glee fanfiction - Later. To busy.

25. Cheerio OR Gleek? - Gleek.

26. Quick! Give me a quick story prompt about your most loved pairing! - Kurt is a washed up broadway star with dashed hopes to become a star. Blaine Anderson is an aspiring artist with a need for a new prompt. What happens when the two meet up, and Blaine is already painting out the scene before him?

27. Would you rather… a) Dance with Brittany S. Pierce.

b) Kiss Santana

c) turn Kurt Hummel straight (sexy. as. hell. and is a secret ninja with sai swords)

d) see Tina get an episode to herself.

28. Pizes OR Puckelberry? Puckleberry

29. Best Bromance? Nick/ Jeff... but in new directions, Blaine/ Finn

30. Best Friendship? Kurt/Rachel

31. Would you rather have Nerd!Quinn OR Badass!Rachel? Nerd Quinn :P

32. Name your ideal song list for an episode. okay. umm. this is hard.

Not Alone - Darren Criss (Blaine to Kurt)

Sexy and I Know It -LMFAO (Kurt)

Mad World - Adam Lambert (Kurt)

Our Song - Taylor Swift - (Santana to Brittany)

33. You wake up in someone else’s bed, can’t remember a thing. When you turn your head you see…(Wes - [Would be Blaine, but Kurt claimed him] )… she/he smiles at you and you snuggle closer and enjoy the magical moment which can't be real.

34. Kurtofsky OR Klaine? Klaine. Siriusly.

35. Favorite Glee episode? Born This Way, NBK, Original Song, Nationals, For the First Time and the chrismas eps.

36. Give me a character and their stripper name. Kurt - Ontario.

Blaine - Magic.

37. If you were trapped on an island, what 2 characters would you bring with you? Kurt and Blaine!!! A Grupo de Tres with them would be magical..

38. Stuck in the jungle with New Directions. In what order does the group go crazy? Who dies and who survives? Kurt, Blaine and Puck survive the best. Erm, Rachel, Quinn and Finn have tantrums and die. FUN!

39. Write a glee prompt with the first song that pops up on your iTunes shuffle. Mad World - Adam Lambert : Kurt is pursuing his carreer on Broadway in New York. Walking home one night, he gets beat up by homophobic bitches. Calling Blaine who is now on his Senior year at McKinley, his long time boyfriend drops everything to come and take care of him. It really is a Mad World after all.

40. Most Attractive Glee Guy? Blaine. NUFF SAID!

41. Most Attractive Glee Girl? Santana

42. Someone you want to guest star and their role on the show? Joey Ritcher. Nuff' Said.

43. Give me a bio of you if you were a Glee character. I'd probably be the non - talkitive one in the back to scared to sing and thinking she'd suck and to scared to out her orientation

44. What artist should get a tribute episode? - My Chemical Romance.

45. Switch all the Glee kids to characters in a Disney movie! - Kurt - Ariel

Blaine - Prince Eric

Sebastian - Sebastian.

46. Sunshine OR Jesse? Jessie.

47. Favorite moment in the show. (Season 1-3) season 1: When Kurt is Straight.

season 2: Baby Its Cold Outside and the I Love You moment

season 3: Klaine. the first time.

48. One thing you would add to Glee if you could. background on blaine, that would help :D and more klaine. on second thought, just make it the klaine show. everyone agree? going once, going twice... *bangs wes' gavel* decided. Glee is now the klaine show.

49. Favorite real life glee friendship. The actors? Darren and Chris. They're secretly married.