Sherlock never expected to live a long life. Or a happy one, truth be told. Soulmates couldn't be as great as they said; they just couldn't. Especially if you never found yours. (Eventual Johnlock, slight Mystrade, soulmate AU)

Jim is sure Moriarty is a demon, he's in Jim's head, he's controlling Jim's body. This changes when he meets Sherlock, who makes Moriarty retreat to think and John, who gets Moriarty to vanish. "You're so good you make me good." Jim says to John and its true, it is so true that Moriarty wants John too. Moriarty wants to take John apart piece by piece. Johniarty Multiple Personality

"Convince him you've betrayed him. Convince him he's lost you, and not to death. Oh no, to something much worse, to me." Mycroft gets John stuck in a web the Holmes brothers can't untangle. When Moriarty's goal is more than luring Sherlock in, the most dangerous game is on. JohnLock minor Johniarty Bamf!John [kinda slow but picks up around chapter 10 if it matters] slowburn

Valkyrie is temporarily blinded while working a case with Skulduggery. Takes place after Ressurection. Eventual Valduggery.

John and Sherlock meet in High School and things don't always go as planned.

Sherlock takes a hard knock to the head. Hurt Sherlock, protective John.

John had never imagined that he'd ever find himself living with a vampire. But if he had, he'd probably imagine a few more... stone walls and rusted iron chains and less quaint wallpaper and elderly ladies pushing biscuits.

Life for single parent, John Watson, is absolute chaos and it only gets worse when he meets an eccentric detective.

After vampires murder Sarah in front of him, ex-army doctor John Watson no longer has a life: he has a mission. He comes to London to destroy the vampire population, never expecting to fall in love with one.

Wanting to finally be rid of all of his brothers surveillance, Sherlock proposes they make a wager. Mycroft agrees and gives Sherlock fifteen days to make someone fall in love with him. The problem is, that someone is John Watson.

A string of brutal murders bring Sherlock face to face with someone from his past. He must solve the puzzle before John ends up in the cross-fire. Mean while, John is trying and failing miserably at trying to find the perfect woman for him. The trouble is that the only person who fits in his life is his very male, very uninterested best friend.

After six years at Hogwarts, John Watson only just noticed Sherlock Holmes, a fifth year Ravenclaw. And now that he's seen him, he can't seem to look away. Hogwarts AU, where Sherlock characters attend Hogwarts. Takes place long after Harry and company have graduated, but before the Next Generation is attending. Teenlock, Johnlock, some Mystrade.

This collection of unrelated (maybe some related) one-shots is of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson's relationship. Warning: This fanfic is shamelessly Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Rated T just in case. Complete because I'm out of chapter ideas right now. If you have any ideas, either include them in your reviews or PM me. Thanks! Please Read and Review!

I just escaped from possibly the most awkward date in the history of Earth, and I need to decompress. I brought ice cream. And wine. And cupcakes. 1x7, Home is Where the Heart Stops.

A badly beaten Sherlock is grateful for a little help, even if his doctor is a bit battered himself. AU. Wing!lock

"And what about John Watson?" Sherlock had asked. He had expected a rather dull answer...after all, he had been away. He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison. Series 3 AU. Not slash.

John has found perhaps the only way to bring Sherlock home from his self-imposed exile after TRF. He is abducted and tortured at the hands of Moriarty's contingency plan. Sherlock hears that John has disappeared and must ally with Lestrade, Donovan, and Scotland Yard to get him home. By the end no one can deny that Sherlock Holmes is in love with John Watson. Hurt/Comfort BAMF!John

Ever since John became his flatmate, Sherlock has noticed a change in himself. And as their friendship grew stronger he notices that the way he views John has changed as well. Sherlock views this as a BIG problem...and his worry causes many hurdles that may damage his relationship with John beyond repair. How will John react when he learns the truth and others realize his weakness?

John doesn't expect a man to show up at his flat asking to be his boyfriend as an experiment. He doesn't expect his sister to get dragged into it. And he certainly doesn't expect the man to insist they've met before. AU

"You really need to drop the attitude, Sherlock, because your best friend has been seriously injured and it is your fault. And I swear, if you don't help him over the next few days so help me God, they will not find your body." By the time he had finished speaking Lestrade was inches away from the detective, his eyes flashing dangerously. "Am I understood?"

John Watson placed all his trust into the wrong alpha, Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock cheated on him, made a fool of him, and probably laughed at him behind his back. Should John give Sherlock back his heart when Sherlock realizes his mistake, or does he replace the burning hole in his chest with another alpha? •Omega-verse - Johnlock - Mystrade• *Heavy angst and very dark themes*

John knew from the first day he met Sherlock that he was different. When a case involving the newly killed friends of Cameron Hooper and the mysterious Camille is brought before the occupants of 221B, something strange begins to happen to John. Or he could be completely wrong about it.

"It took a beat of silence for the words to settle in, before both of them realized what John just said. 'You—' Sherlock started. 'I—' John said at the same time. 'Love me? You love me' Sherlock asked faintly." {Beekeeper!Sherlock}

"...to have your heart ripped out, bit by bit everyday, until all that is left is a shell of a man?" A tale of unrequited love, and pure and unadulterated pain. How far can you go for the one you love? How much can you endure? Uni!lock AU. Sherlock/Victor, Johnlock. Read individual chapter warnings inside.

In which Sherlock deduces embarrassing details about everyone's sex lives in an effort to convince John that his behaviour is statistically abnormal. The results are something even Sherlock couldn't have anticipated.

Sherlock wonders just how long, exactly, it will be before John decides to leave him.

The last time Sherlock saw John Watson, he was a cheerful med student, dreaming of the military. The last time John saw Sherlock Holmes, he was a pre-T chem student who still used ace bandages as a chest binder. They went different ways, but now the world is giving them a second chance; and maybe this time, things will turn out right. Trans!lock, Uni!lock, Johnlock, all that jazz.

Being uprooted from his home in the middle of his A-levels was something Gregory Lestrade could have really done without. Being moved in with the Holmes' was taking the piss.

John wants Sherlock. Moriarty already has him. That makes John want him more. But taking Jim Moriarty's pet doesn't come without consequences. Johnlock. Unilock. sub!Sherlock. John works for Jim AU. Porn will happen, but also plot. But seriously expect quite a lot of sex.

Where John is the sociopath for once. Johnlock. Fluff. Set somewhere in series two (after Hounds of Baskerville, before Reichenbach).

johnlock fun

As a young woman, Evangeline falls hopelessly in love with her father's young friend, Jack Sparrow. One of his many visits turns into an adventure to find a long lost love, but can shy Evangeline withstand the fact that Jack may never feel the same for her as she aids him in his quest and can she find herself along the way? Jack/OC *being updated*

Sherlock is unwilling to make their relationship public, even after more than a year. John buys a product that can turn him temporarily invisible and uses it to get Sherlock back for being a prick. Fluff, smut, ridiculousness. Johnlock. Established Mystrade. (Probably takes place before the Fall)

Johnlock

University AU. Teenlock/Unilock. Sherlock and John meet by becoming roommates during their first year at university. Fun fluffiness and adventures and drama and smut and evil plots and good stuff like that. Ships: Johnlock, some Mystrade.

a little Valduggery, dedicated to NerdySkeleton and LythiaHarpen. 1st Valduggery : please read and review, a short and sweet story, thanks! xx

A Blindlock story. Johnlock!

John is having an ordinary day when he gets kidnapped by slavers and taken to a world where humans are scum and monsters rule with an iron fist. Then he gets sold to the Holmes family and begins to work for Sherlock, a vampire with a reputation for killing his servants. Johnlock (and very light Mystrade). Teenlock. Vampire!Sherlock. Dark Dimension AU. Trigger warnings within.

Another post-Reichenbach Johnlock. Since there aren't enough of those in the world. Sherlock comes home and doesn't get the reaction he expects from John upon his return. Rated Kplus for a bit of course language. Fulfilling a request made by a guest in a review on another story.

Sherlock gets hurt while on a case and John takes care of him. P with some P. Fulfilling a request from StarMaya. Johnlock. It's so fluffy you're gonna die.

After Sherlock and John are separated for a long time, John returns and finds that Sherlock has "deleted" him. John must figure out a way to make Sherlock remember him, or else build their entire friendship (if that's really all it is) from scratch. Ship: Johnlock, some Mystrade.

John comes home to find Sherlock's most horrifying experiment yet. Johnlock. Spoilers through the end of season two.

When Sherlock starts acting paranoid about something being after him, John calls the Winchester boys to investigate. They find that Sherlock's problem might be out of their league to fix. A follow up to "The Consulting Hunter" and "The Untraceable Enemy", also by me. Note: Takes place long after Reichenbach.

Johnlock. Just a sweet, light-hearted one involving John accidentally saying Sherlock's name in his sleep.

Cheesy, Valduggery, romantic...what's not to like? Please reveiw!

Things John Watson doesn't expect to do when he transfers to a new school: A. Befriend his possibly mad roommate. B. Investigate a particularly nasty streak of murders with his most likely mad roommate. C. Fall slightly or not so slightly in love with his definitely mad roommate. D. All of the above.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

"Not good?" Two words and Lestrade realized just who John Watson actually was.

John/Sherlock slash on the way. Some memories just don't go away. Sherlock and John are growing apart and the detective can't get over the fact. Rated T for future chapters and safety.

Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!

Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

Sherlock convinces John to come to a gay bar with him to get information for a murder case. When Sherlock begins getting a bit too friendly with one possible witness, John intervenes. Jealous!John. SherlockxJohn Rated K for an f-bomb.

Skulduggery and Valkyrie secretly love each other... Will they ever have the courage to own up to their admirations? Or will they just flirt all the time? Let's see...

"Will you do it?" "Sleep with you?" Jack cringed. "Pretend too." "And you'll take me to Will?" Elizabeth asked. "Agreed." "You, Lizzie, will get the pleasure that few girls have ever had. To be seen in Jack Sparrow's arms outside of the bedroom."Post OST

Little stories on Valduggery and Ghanith! Blah blah...you guys know the rest! R/R please! Rated T for lots of stuff! XD

Sherlock is educating John in how to analyze people and their motives at a local pub. One regretted question on John's part may lead Sherlock to figure out a bit of information that the doctor had intended to keep to himself. John/Sherlock. Preslash.

The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .

Drabbles: Introduction, Love, Light, Dark, Past. *HIATUS*

Study in Pink spoilers. Sherlock has been curious for quite a while as to what resides within a password-locked folder on John's laptop. One day, he decides to find out... with a very surprising outcome. John/Sherlock.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

Ep2 spoliers! Sherlock was nearly strangled to death while at Soo Lin's flat. When, on an occasion a couple of days later, he takes off his scarf, John notices the bruises. John/Sherlock

Sherlock is not happy; he is missing a huge piece of the puzzle of his current case, and it is not going over well at 221B Baker Street. John tries to distract Sherlock with a movie in order to get some peace for one night. Sherlock/John. One-shot.

There was something special about dancing with a particularly talented man. Elizabeth doesn't believe that Jack is one of those men. After all, what would a pirate know of dancing? Sparrabeth.

Five times Sherlock could get something across in a text, and the one time it had to be said another way. Sherlock/John

More often than not, it's Sherlock rescuing John from being kidnapped by various nefarious criminals. Sherlock never expected it to work the other way round when the time came. S/J

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Valduggery story, pretty awesome, pretty long, pretty cheesy...I hate doing summaries.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Holmes and Watson are exhausted after a case, and settle down to do one of the mundane activites they both enjoy. A little bit of slashy fluff. Rated for a couple of swears.

Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.

John finds Sherlock Taking cocaine, and decides to try to find an alternative to keep his mind occupied. T for drug use and there will be slash.

In simple terms? John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are in love with each other. Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings. And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. Sherlock/John

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Epilogue... everything comes to head, Moriarty pokes his head in git and the boys finally consummate themselves... about bloody time! Hope ya's like it all peeps

Talent instantly recognises genius; Sherlock never had a monopoly on intelligence. John/Sherlock, Lestrade, Sally

"Maybe being part of one of Sherlock's experiments wasn't the worst thing that could happen to him"

John has been acting strangely. Sherlock observes and realizes something. Sherlock/John, Sherlock POV.

Roommates are curious things. Curious in the way that no-one ever really wants one initially, and yet they always have this knack of sticking around. And sometimes, they work their way into your life until you can't imagine it without them - John/Sherlock

Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!

Five times Sherlock asked John to pass him his phone and the one time the phone wasn't even there

One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John

Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.

Sleep is merely the next frontier in what has become the battle to keep Sherlock alive. It's because of this that John ends up in bed with a sociopath. Friendship or pre-slash, read it how you like.

The heating is off in 221b. John wakes up in his frigid room and can't go back to sleep until he's warm. Humorous one-shot. Some light slash Watson/Sherlock.

Ch1: John returns home to find Sherlock sleeping on the sofa. At least, he thinks he does. Ch2: Once again, John is forced to abandon his food to trail after Sherlock. He doesn't even know why.

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

The explosion causes John to forget everything that came after being shot in Afghanistan. He becomes obsessed with trying to gain his memories back. The problem is that his mysterious flat-mate seems equally obsessed with making sure he doesn't. COMPLETE

Slash One-shot Sherlock gets a visitor and John makes a realisation. Now beta'd by Pumpie2

... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S

Mycroft has a plan to get them together... only he didn't count on one problem in his plan; himself! :D Please read, this is probably one of a few Mycroft/John fics in existence... it means it's rare... was MINE MY JOHN Now an actual fic! FINISHED... :D

John is invited to celebrate Christmas with Sherlock's family.

Why Sherlock was an idiot. S/J

... And One Time He Participated J/S, fluff

Oneshot. Sherlock's home alone and goes out, only then realising that John has his keys and he's locked out, and it starts raining. John to the rescue! I own absolutely nothing. John/Sherlock. M for strong language and extreme sexual content. Enjoy!

This is my first ever fic. Review please! Definite John/Sherlock later on. John and Sarah end their relationship but Sherlock can't deduce why. Or how he feels. And John realises something. I own nothing apart from the mac I type on. Rating may go up. :

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

John sings some very drunken karaoke and Sherlock has to take him back home where, in his intoxicated state, he says something he may or may not mean, but can't remember the next morning. Rated for drinking and mild guy/guy.

"Now I see that you are the key to breaking him, and for that, you have my infatuation."-set after The Great Game, semionesided Mortson as well as S/J fluff, T for safety, enjoy.

This is in answer to a prompt: John is sick and tired of Sherlock 'showing up' / ruining his dates and tells him he can only come along if he brings a date of his own...

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Or, the five times John went to Angelo's restaurant with Sherlock. Only one turns into a date. Mild John/Sherlock at the end, mentions events from episodes 1 and 3.

John becomes ill from an ill-advised swim in the Thames. In March. Cue Sherlock and his Bedside Comforts

And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John

SH/JW. The little details never get past Sherlock, no matter how strategic they may be.

Everyday in our lives is usually the same, boring thing. But when you throw in some magic, a skeleton and some strange friends, it makes the days more...interesting. Lets just hope the police don't catch us anytime soon... Valduggery, Ghanith

At World's End Alternate Universe: Davy Jones never stabbed Will, so Will never stabbed the heart… Jack did. A three-shot. Sparrabeth forever!

Flaring Rhythm, Druna Malgood, and Shakra Flame. Sounds scary already. Add arrest warrantees,romance,and the Skulduggery Pleasant gang, and things just get ever so slightly insane. Skulduggery's life just got interesting... Valduggery ;

Risky alliances have to be formed, and ghosts of the past must be confronted on the quest for the Black Pearl and immortality. But this time, Jack might not be telling the truth... Three-shot. Post-AWE. Jack/Elizabeth.

A CotBP scene modification/extension. Jack kidnaps Elizabeth... but only a little.