Howdy, it tis I, the Evil Penguin, aka Mulder. How y'all doing out there in fan fiction land? I specialize in writing things that are quite random. As a friend of mien always says, "Random is as random does." So reading my stuff, have fun, be confused and may the randomness be with you. If you want to read my more serious stuff, check out my other pen name, Samantha J. Mulder.

~The EVIL Penguin
"I have the potato!"