![]() Author has written 3 stories for Web Shows. Bonjour, Groovy People! My name is Malorie. I'm obsessed with YouTube and BANDS GALORE. I would like to be a writer/filmy person/musician someday and I would like to write fanfics, but I can't do one-shots, cuz my brain won't let me, and I can't write a multi-chapter because I procrastinate too much, damn it. Pretty smart, I guess. I am a professional Phan and Jean Hobbs fangirl. I ALSO HAVE A PASSIONATE LOVE FOR OLD-ASS GREEN DAY SONGS. Bands: Muse, All Time Low, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Fall Out Boy, You Me At Six, Panic! At The Disco, Patty Walters, We The Kings, My Chemical Romance, Of Mice & Men, FUCKING GREEN DAY, Owl City, Paramore, Florence & The Machine, Alex Day, Imagine Dragons, Skillet, Lily Allen, a sprinkle of dubstep here and there. TV/Movies: Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Glee (depends on what mood I'm in), Ouran High Host Club, Supernatural, Hemlock Grove, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Spirited Away, Pitch Perfect, Disney stuff. Books: TFIOS, Harry Potter, The Giver, Numbering The Stars, Tuck Everlasting Authors: John Green, Lois Lowry, Judy Blume, Meg Cabot, Lauren Myracle Ships I sail: Phan (Phil/Dan), Jean Hobbs (Jack/Dean) Kellic (Kellin/Vic), Jalex (Jack/Alex), Benjamin Cook/Jack Howard (when did this happen lol), KickTheStickz (Chris/Pj), Ianthony (Ian/Anthony) PewDieCry (Pewds/Cryaotic), Nate/Destery Fair winds, peasants! oh god copy and paste stuff im a noob: If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 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