After a zombie epidemic, Lock (an unusual introspective zombie and former detective), encounters John Watson, an army doctor and human surviour and rescues him during a zombie attack. John quickly realises Lock is not like the others and both embark on an adventure that will change them move and transform the world.. (crappy summary is crappy)

John Watson is in love with Sherlock Holmes. When another date breaks up with him, he decides to do something about it. But then a new case comes up ...

HPDM slash, HPOCs as background. Harry, told that he's too ugly and not good enough at sex to keep a wizard lover, tries to compromise by getting better, and then by one night stands with Muggles. He's not happy, but he's content, until Draco Malfoy proposes a casual relationship. Trust Malfoy to ruin everything. COMPLETE.

Sometimes mistletoes want you to punch each other. HPDM. Slash. Eight Year. Hogwarts!fic. EWE.

HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, EWE. When Harry is running away from overzealous reporters in Diagon Alley, he crashes into Draco Malfoy, and they both fall to the ground. This leads to a series of misunderstandings from which he might never recover. Well, at least Harry's life was never fated to be boring.

HPDM slash. What Harry and Draco feel and see when they wake up in the Room of Requirement, the morning after. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. When he heard that Harry Potter had been blinded, Draco knew he had to see him for himself. To gloat, of course. COMPLETE.

Pitch Black, the famous horror writer. Who would have guessed that he was lonely? Who would have guessed that he wasn't the life of the party? Who would have guessed that he'd fall for such a pretty blue-eyed boy? Rated M for foul language, naughty themes, slight pedophilia (Jack's 18), and random OOC moments.

Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.

Warnings: Human Jack Frost (But not Jackson Overland). Teen Pitch. Vampire Pitch. Teen North. Teen Tooth. Teen Bunny. Teen Sandy. OOC moments. Altenrate Universe. Jack Frost is a seventh generation (Sorry. Fixed) shepherd, who just so happens to have immortal friends. And one really annoying vampire who insists on following him around.

My entry for CottonCandy1234's community contest. High-school AU. Mild Language. - So... A prince is now going to Jack's school? Oh, that's cool. Except he basically just made an absolute fool of himself in front of him. Hey, what are new friends for, right? - Oneshot. Tooth is called Terra, Bunny is Alex, North is Nick, and Sandy is Sandy. RATED T

Pitch wanted a lover who would treat him like an actual person. He wanted someone different. And he finds Jack... OOC. AU. Smut warning. OC, but you're gonna hate him.

Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

Pitch Black, a wealthy doctor, has been allowing his friend Jack Frost to live with him in his enormous home. He doesn't mind. But when he comes home from a party one night to hear Jack moaning in agony, he worries. And when he worries, he ends up in a room walking in on a scene that would turn his ears red. SMUT WARNING

Based off the Little Mermaid. Jack Frost makes a deal with a dark, not-to-be-trusted spirit named Pitch Black. He has nothing to pay with. So, naturally, what would a notoriously sensual spirit want in return for his services? WARNINGS INSIDE- NOW WITH MPREG

Harry can feel Draco's gaze on him all night, burning with jealousy, and it takes all he has not to go to him, drag him home right now. The angrier Draco gets, the easier it'll be for Harry to get what he wants.

HPDM slash. Harry finds Draco lying, beaten, in the middle of Diagon Alley. He can't leave him there, so he takes him home. But it sure would have been easier to leave him there. COMPLETE.

He accidentally grants a being of darkness permission to approach him, but his mistake is taken as consent. This is the opposite of what he intended, yet it feels so good and, as things get more intense, his resistance begins to crumble.

Part two to 'What We Are' one-shot. Slash. Now that Sherlock realized that John is his happiest memory, will the Hufflepuff feel the same?

Sherlock likes a lot of things; experiments, swearing in French, and proving that he's smarter than everybody else. But his absolute favourite thing is his best friend, John Watson. See warnings inside. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS.

HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Seeing Draco Malfoy on his broom, illuminated by sunlight from behind, turns out to be a defining moment for Harry, and awakens parts of himself that he never knew were there. COMPLETE.

As per requests- the smut oneshot for "An Annoying Little Vampire". Jack and Pitch obviously don't hate each other anymore!

"So?" Harry whispered and Draco had to smile, his hands coming up to card through the back of Harry's hair. "Yes," he said and he felt Harry exhale, his entire body seeming to relax. He realized just how much it had scared Harry to do this, so he leaned back and looked him in the eyes, opening his mouth to say something.

The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.

A drinking competition between Aragorn and Legolas becomes more than they thought. One thing leads to another and they soon find themselves naked and in bed. ONESHOT.

AU Sherlock Holmes is a famous painter who can paint the perfect likeness of anyone...that is until he meets John Watson. Rated M for sexy times in chp. 5 & up.

M. Smutty smut. BlackIce. Pitch x Jack. Possibility of a sequel is left open to the reader. (If you decide to, let me know. I'd enjoy that...)

Bilbo sneaks into Smaug's lair at the behest of the dwarves and finds himself ensnared by the fire drake. Sherlockonian!Humanoid!Smaug that causes some changes to the interaction of 'Inside Information' from the book, The Hobbit.

Fluffy one-shot. Holmes is squeamish when it comes to thunder and cannot sleep. Slash. Guy Ritchie vers.

After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.

An explosion in potions class leads to circumstances that Draco Malfoy never could have dreamed. One shot. Warnings: OOC, smut, SLASH Update: Sorry, this is not new content. This story just required some major editing. Sorry.

Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD

Touch is to the Holmes as music is to the savage beast.

Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

PostHBP. The Slytherins challenge the Gryffindors to a game involving Love Potions, and taking chances. It soon becomes apparent that Harry and Draco have taken the Potions... but what if they haven't? HPDM SLASH.Better summary inside.CH6 up

Draco is secretly an incubus. What happens when he accidentally loses control one night around his worst enemy? HPDM, slash -Oneshot-