Lil' bit 'bout me :)

Before anything I'd like to give you a little warning about my stories and me I'm just as suprised at what happens in then as you are so sometimes I think ahead and change it when I get there. I never know what I'll write next.

My name is Katelyn. I shant tell you my age, at the moment. I live in Alabama. I do not have a boyfriend at the moment. I have two brothers and four sisters. Brothers: Ryker, and Zane. Sisters: Serena, Elizabeth, Samatha, and Alyssa. I live with my grandparents and my dad. I don't live with any of my brothers or sisters. I have five dogs: Poppy, Ginger, Houdini, Girl and Shorty. I also have six cats: Nikey, Ebony, Twinkie, Comet, Heather, and Zoey. I like: Animals: pandas, jaguars, dogs, cats, tigers, bears, mythical creatures, and ferrets. Colors: blue, pink, green, purple, and black. Music: Pop and rap (P!nk, Eminem, Etc.) Movies: Harry Potter, Matilda, Like Mike, Outsiders, Etc. Books: The Hunger games, Harry Potter, Matilda, Outsiders, Etc. Authors: Roald Dahl, P.C. Cast, J.K. Rowling, S.E. Hinton, Rachel Hawthorne, Etc. You get the point. Any time I find something I like or enjoy I will put in on here. Close to the bottom is my favorite pairings.
If you want a slash story with a pairing from Harry Potter, Outsiders, or Hunger Games I will write one, all you have to do is ask. :)

The other day I was sitting in my summer college class and I got up and ran out the door for no reason, no one questioned this because of who I am. When I got back to the class I was asked why I left and I said "My spidey sences were tingling." In other words my arm, leg, hand, or foot fell asleep.

By the way I only take credit for some of these quotes (I found most of them on my friends' pages)

"Those who don't believe in magic, will never find it."
- Roald Dahl

A quote from my favoritest author EVER!

I wish I was a guy so I could run around in a mini skirt yelling "MANSKIRT MANSKIRT! IM WEARING A FREAKING MANSKIRT!!!!!!"

"Humans really are... disgusting creatures."

"You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously."

"Right, now we're in trouble... and it's only just beginning."

96% of Teenagers rave about Twilight and how good it is.
If you are part of the 4% that want them to shut the hell up before you hurt them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dobby's sock! (I am a huge Harry Potter fan and I LOVE DOBBY!)

I think my sanity ran away...cuz i cant find it anywhere...

Maybe once in awhile, I could try to give a damn

And Five, very important- Five! Don't let me eat pears.
I hate pears.

;) Sirius/Remus ;)

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"You know"
"You know who?"
"Yes, AVADA KEDAVRA!"

God wouldn't have made me this way if He was going to send me to Hell for it.

EAT MY PANTS

Bravery is being the only one that knows you're afraid...

Where do we sign autographs? Over there- where the fans are...

Who in here is telekinetic? Raise my hand

SHEEPLYISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dogs make the world go 'round!

Gir, why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
I MADE IT MA-SELF! (I LOVE GIR)

That awkward moment when Lord Voldemort decides to give you a hug*

Harry Potter will never be gone. Not as long as those who remain are loyal to him.
ϟ
O-O

Am I team Edward? No
Am I team Jacob? No
Am I team Bella? No
Am I team Malfoy? YES!

"There is no good or evil, only power, and those too weak to seek it."- Voldemort AKA Tom Riddle

"I believe everything has its place. Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their place, and so do your clothes! Namely a dresser!"

Harry: Waa! Draco get off me!
Draco: Why? You are so cute down there.
Harry: *Blushes* Draco, I mean it, get off my stomach.
Draco: You are gonna regret that. *Kisses Harry*
Harry: O////////O

my world is the most chaotic place in the IMAGINARY WORLD...
...DO YOU WANT TO JOIN IN?? 3

I might not be the brightest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my toolshed and my Happy Meal isn't short any clowns!

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

''Don't worry you're just as sane as me." -Luna Lovegood

'Plants don't get up, walk over to another plant and have a quick bonk'

I haven't lost my sanity! I know exactly where it is!

Well, he's not coming out anytime soon

This is quite homoerotic

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister

Mentally dating Draco Malfoy

We lived and died and lived again with Harry.
We studied with Hermione.
We played Quiddich with Ron.
We Gained courage with Nevil.
We made all the wrong decisions with Draco

"Stuffness... it happens"

I have decided that my new favorite word is fantaboulouslyawsometastic

My Spidey-senses are tingling

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants

And a favorite quote to my friends:

Has anyone seen my pet unicorn?

Now a lil' nit 'bout how I see things:

Bold ones are me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Kinda true)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (What does liberal mean?)
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I do on world of warcraft)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I wish!)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Not true, ask Daniel)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I am a virgin thank you very much)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (actually true)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (LOL no.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Guilty on one count, officer, crazy I am, ugly nah so much)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I may not be black but I love me some fried chicken and kool aid)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I am NOT FAT)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm (was) in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Hmmmm)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA… (well he kinda was)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (ya got that right)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. :)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (The sun, it burns)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (GIRLPANTS) (its an inside joke)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I dont but I know someone who does)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (actually, I AM crazy...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (well I am so)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (LOL GABE HAS MANBOOBS!!!!!)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Yes yes I am stalking my pillow)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (only child by my dad 1 out of six on my moms side)(Ryker is not my blood brother)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Bull shiz I am not)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (not all of me just part of me agrees with this)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (What is wrong with this world? This don’t even makes sense).
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ( no…thanks anyway)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (lol WTF?)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (……….)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (God damn it what is wrong with this world… Stupid stuff this one)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Yeah, I am, but that doesn’t mean you’re right, one thing does not anything to do with the other...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I am thank you very much)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I.-AM.-A.-GIRL.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (that that is just... that’s stupid)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.( stupid stuff again)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes sometimes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

Again Bold ones are me. :)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someone's property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (It was a pipe at lowe's)
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions Correctly
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back (attach a leash)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile(I have those everyday)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile (I am)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

Truth is always stranger then fiction.

I like the insanity not the stupidity!

order is for the stupid, true geniuses live in chaos.

death is for those with nothing better to do

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great FORCE!(Use the force my friends)

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with sprinkles

LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too amazed

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...(or in the words of my best friend 'never tryed to staple jello to a tree.')(Oh and she actually tried to staple jello to a tree)

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then tell you why it isn't.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. (Ah the Malfoy effect)

When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

3 kinds of people: those who count, and those who dont

A day without sunshine is like night.

Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.

Auburn: We're number one! Wait! Recount! Me: ALABAMA IS NUMBER ONE BITCHES!

you have the Body of a god...Buddha...

A friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”

333 I’m only half evil

Take life seriously. It isn’t permanent.

Sporks!

Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I've forgotten this before.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. But people fly like penguins. And erasers fly like jellybeans.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just forgot the batteries to the camera

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

Women who want to be equal with men lack ambition.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. (so very very true)

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

Few women will admit their age, fewer men will ever act it.

I do whatever my legos tell me to.

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me candy or give me something else

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Caution: I know karate...and like three other Chinese words.

Change is impossible. Except from a vending machine.

Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese

Forecast for tonight: dark.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.

If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working on rockets

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

In two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

I'm not broke Im just simulating an out of money experiance

your complexity is not nearly as simple as mine

Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful. X3

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit. X3

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I can please only one person per day. Today is just not your day. Tomorrow isnt either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the sound they make as they go flying by.

Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.

Tell me what you need; I'll tell you how to go without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren’t there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

I don't have an attitude problem. I just don’t think before I speak.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A true friend stabs you in the front

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.

To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.

They condemn what they do not understand

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets are one of the better methods.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

IM NOT SHORT, I'M VERTICALLY CHALLENGED

And this is mine- He who punches first, gets the crap beat outta him.

Clumsy people fall alike

Break ups are like vegetables. Unwanted and scary

thinkin bout makin a cloth bag with two pockets, one for my peanut butter the other for a spoon (EPIC right?)

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Favorite Pairings-

Harry Potter:
Harry/Draco (Drarry)
Hermione/Draco
Ginny/Draco
Harry/Blaise
Harry/Snape
Lily/Snape
Remus/Sirius
Fred/George
Fred and/or George/just about any other charater

Outsiders:
Johnny/any of the gang
Soda/any of the gang
Dally/any of the gang
Ponyboy/any of the gang
Steve/any of the gang
Darry/any of the gang
You get the point I like pretty much all guy/guy outsiders pairings

Hunger Games:
Gale/Peeta

·Tough girls come from Texas. Sweet girls come from Florida. Prissy girls come from New York. Then there's them ALABAMA girls. Fire and ice in our blood. We can ride four wheelers. Be a princess. Throw a punch. Pack heat. Bake a cake. Fish with the boys. Love with a passion. And if we have an opinion, you bet you're gonna hear it. Re-post if you are a AL girl and proud of it (: