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well, the mose important thing one must know while dealing with me is that i am different from anyone else you know. some call me wierd, some (to be politically correct) call me unique, i call myself 'The Great God-Like Dude'... i don't give a damn about what others think about me. you like me, cool. you don't like me, you think i'm a loser, or a , i don't really give a damn. coz it's my life, and i choose to live it the way i want to. to quote Eminem, 'i just don't give a f*k!' (that was taken from his song 'just don't give a f*k' from album 'The Slim Shady LP)... i USED to care about the opinions of others, shaping my words to fit their soft, white hearts... but after a certain incident in early Form 3 ( some of you should know about this) i decided to , well, not care no more! you get offended, boohoohoo, get over it. cruel? selfish? i agree. of course, some people are exceptions... like my lil'sis, for example... she's a year younger than me... i dunno, i will change, but i don't change for people... i change for me. if i feel that i should change, then i will change... for example, a certain seminar at KDU turned off the tap filled with words that begin with F... actually, i'm a pretty nice guy, once you get to know me. and believe it or not, i am kinda shy, espeially around new girls... hehe ;/ i love STAR WARS, i think anakin if a fookin looser who is better as DARTH VADER than as the whiney-hiney teen. OBI- WAN KENOBI rox, of course... i'm also of the opinion that the dumbass love scenes in episode 2 ruined the movie... corny, i mean, REALLY corny pickup lines... 'i've been dying a little since you came into my life?' oh puhleeeeeze. i also support Snape/Hermione pairing...
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SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
What Would Harry Do If He Found FanFictionnet? by K-Marie-M reviews
This story will not be finished. Please see version 2.0 for new chapters and revised chapters. I couldnt bare to delete this because I would loose my reviews and because of the semintal value.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Rocky Hogwarts Picture Show by Busty Sinclaire reviews
An All school play with Snape as the lead? Good lord, what have i gone and done now? Chapter 20: Concerning naked men in parking lots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,518 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
How to bed a professor! by Gildor reviews
How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite teacher with no memory of the day before? How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite student with no memory of the day before? This is how Snape and Hermione did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,917 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Escape from Aleksander by Gabriel Syme reviews
And here it is: my first 100% Starcraft story. My own version of the ending to Brood War, and what SC2 might be like. R & R !
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
Tassadar's last stand by Exavier2 reviews
The last few moments of the StarCraft hero Tassadar...
StarCraft - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2003
Crazy ways to look at it by Book-Master reviews
HEEEERRRRRRRREEEESSS Part 3! This one funnier! (Revised) PLEASE RR!
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002
You've Got Penguins by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
A response to the 2003 Valentine's Day challenge on WIKTT. Mild r rating. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Messages from the queen of blades to Raynor by The-Omega-Scorp reviews
A siries of messages from kerigan to Raynor and back... Eminem and other lyrics included!!!
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002