Ok, so here we are at the bio of Dirtyharriet.

Lover of ALL things Harry Potter!

Sooooo, where to begin...Am 17 year old Female, living, working, and toiling in the fields of Country Australia.

I love to read and write fic, but probably like to read more.

I love reading Romantic Fics, yes i am a HOPELESS romantic in a big big way!

I live for that warm fuzzy feeling.

My favourite Ships include, in order of the ones i love the most ahem!

Ron/Hermione- Read this religiously and want to marry Ron Weasley (who wouldn't?)

Ginny/Harry- I do enjoy a good H/G fic, and i can't see Harry ending up with any other girl in the books, and I'd be more than happy to debate this with anyone who disagrees.

Lily/James- Love, Love , LOVE this fic too.

Lupin/Tonks- Ive only recently decided that I like these two as a couple, and i think it's be pretty darn cool.

As you can see I'm really only into the Het ships. Don't mind a bit of slash now and then but im a Het fan.

Should mention that I LOATHE the whole Harry/Hermione thing. Fair enough of that's you're ship, but it's WRONG lol. I wont hear of the Harry/Hermione/Ron love triangle just no, it's not going to happen in the books JK isnt writing a soap opera. So it's RON/HERMIONE ship ALL the way

So yeah am totally freakin obsessed with Harry Potter, and all things relating to said Potter.

I strongly advise you check my Favourite authors and Stories because they're all stories that are more than worthy of you're reading time, and as one fic lover to another i feel we should all share the fic love. So I strongly encourage you taking a look at my favourites.

hmmmm other stuff besides Harry Potter...

LOVE the Simpsons, Family Guy, SouthPark, Eddie Izzard, and a whole bunch of other crap too irrelvent to mention.

And now onto the Simpson Quotes! Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done. (munch munch munch)

Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel
Homer Simpson

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
Homer Simpson

Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!

Other Quotes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
WC Fields.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. W.C. Fields

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?Billy Connolly.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. Billy Connolly.

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
-- Dan Spencer

"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."
Jimi Hendrix.

Welcome to the end of my bio faithful bio reader i hope you are now wiser for having read my assorted collection of quotes!

I know i havent updated many of my stories, i am re writing the cruel intentions story, stuff came up and i kinda stopped writing it. I am in the process of writing another Ron/Hermione Fic with another fanfiction writer by the name of scallywag, i suggest you go read her stories because theyre GREAT.

Until then keep watching the skees, i mean skies...lol.

Ma'am.