![]() A little bit bout me: Created Characters: Darkra; Rekata; Krawl; Beartia/Daemos techincally I'm Roxas+Vexen years old I was born in the month of Zexion on the day of Luxord My favorite number is Saïx My lucky number is Xemnas I'm Xigbar(rounded to Xaldin) months pregnant with a female child. I'm known as Uncle-Raditz on Organization Assemble(a Kh site) I think you should follow this link before I go Larxene on your ass!! ^^^^ BE THERE!! :D CREDIT TO MOST OF THESE ANSWERS GOES TO INUOBSESSED004 WRITE ON SUPERIOR() -X-E-M-N-A-S. I cannot express how much I love this man. The tan, the skin, the hair, the insanity, the zebras, the anagram, the VOICE oh GODS THE VOICE TO DIE FOR. Xemnas is like ….caramels and sex, wrapped in this delicious package of six-packs and stallion sized goods and with a delightfully soothing voice that makes me want to take him home…but keep him away from knives or hearts or children or other people.(a little over the top but agreed) Or Marluxia he's just so misunderstood... 2. Your favorite KH girl? Larxene, there isn’t many girls to chose from so I guess she wins by default T_T.(agreed) 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? -SORA. Why?! Why you ask? How can he be so dumb, gullible and prejudice? It’s okay MY nobody is still alive but SCREW THE REST OF THEM! TIED WITH DIZ/ANSEM THE WISE: WHY DIDN’T ANYONE PUT MASTER XEHANORT’S FACE ON A PAPER THAT SAYS ‘THIS MAN CAN CHANGE FORM BUT WILL ALWAYS HAVE A DEEP VOICE, TAN SKIN AND SILVER HAIR.’ THE WHOLE TAKING OVER THE WORLDS THING COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED.(true but then Kh wouldn't have existed _) On another note: Why are all the bad guys dark skinned? Racism? ….is Ansem a Nazi?(i think so... and Agreed) 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? -Namine/Xion/Kairi. They kind of tie in together for obvious reasons. I don’t like damsels.(agreed...) 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) -THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS. Why? My sexy Orgy is there! And Dusks! And Berserkers! And Sorcerers!(Agreed) 6. Least Favorite World? -AGRA-FUCKING-BAH. FUCK SAND!(agreed) 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) -Interdiction and Lunatic. LIGHTSABERS FTW BABY. Xemnas’ weapons have such cool names.(agreed) And Graceful Dahlia such a nice name but so DEADLY 8. Least Favorite Weapon? Xaldin's fucking spears... FUCK YOU XALDIN!!! MICKY TO THE GODDAMN FUCKING RESCUE _ 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) MUSHU!!!!!!!!! or Genie KICKASS GENIE 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) ummm... Heartless? 11. Favorite Pairing(s)? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? XEMSAI- Even after the whole 358/2 ‘I’m planning to kill you thing’ Xemsai STILL WORKS. I believe the 358/2 allows for an ‘I’m using you for sex to get close and stab you but I got abandoned and now it’s just me and you.’ Xemsai is one of the most versatile pairings. You can do Master&Servant, Beauty & Beast, Switching Uke and Seme, Nympho Xemnas and ‘I can’t say no to that ass’ Saix, Whore Saix and Raped Xemnas, Rapist Xemnas and Innocent Saix, Corrupting Xemnas and Naïve Saix, Evil Xemnas and Traitor Saix…and the list goes on. (agreeed... again...) And Marvex it's so unorthodox it's sexy!!!! 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? AkuRoku. Why? I’m looking at the readers here. Why is this so popular? It’s practically bordering on pedophilia here. Roxas is like a zombie who barely KNOWS ANYTHING, let alone what a dick even DOES and Axel is like a skeleton with skin attached. Ooooo how sexy! Of course people will be like: Oh it’s practically canon! It’s canon! THIS IS SQUEENIX. The only CANON pairings are Xemnas X KH and Riku X HIMSELF.(agreed again...) 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. ummm Neku X Sora (just read it yesterday ) 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? ummmm Xemnas x KH (sad but true) 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? 1.)Obviously the Organization getting killed. Really? Was Demyx even evil? HE NEEDED CUE CARDS…CUE CARDS. Why didn’t the Orgy fight in pairs like their missions!? 2.)Braig not quitting, dude your boss possessed a little boy who was the same boy who you lost your eye and scarred your face , I would have put in my two weeks AGES AGO(disagree) 3.)Explanations- Why were Lea/Isa going into the castle? Why is nothingness bad? Why was Xemnas insane? Why did Xemnas have keyblade armor BUT NO KEYBLADE EVEN IF HE HAS TERRA’S ‘HUSK OF A BODY?!’ 4.) Fandom- The fact Orgy fans have to war against protagonists fans and other pairings fans. Really? Let’s be civil now and keep our flames to ourselves. (besides the braig thing I totally agree therefore copied and pasted) 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) 358/2: Marluxia SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory! In a word... Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? mehhhh... 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? -No, I believe Marluxia has his own sexuality. There’s asexuality, bisexuality, heterosexuality, homosexuality and then there’s Marluxia.(copied and pasted because I agreed) 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No Roxas is SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why -I hate Roxas... 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? Wouldn't know _ but Ienzo so was so fucking adorable I could just squeeze him so much... *clears throat* 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No but Marluxia was a bitch to beat _ as was Lexy and Zexy... 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Marly 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Marluxia... So misunderstood... 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? -Day 94 in 358/2 Days when Xemnas goes, ‘LOOK TO THE SKIES!’ (copied and pasted but still my most embarassing) Seeing as I was in a big room full of people and I just had to enter Xemnas mode and copy everything he said... everyone looked up. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? I havent I would Cosplay as Marluxia so I could carry the Scythe! 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? -“INDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.” (agreed) 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xigbar _ 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? -I have XIII examples for this. SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Who? 32. Zexion or Marluxia? -Marluxia 33. Riku or Roxas? Riku 34. Roxas or Sora? Marluxia 35. Axel or Demyx? Demyx 36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Soriku 38. Namixas or Namiku? How bout Nimuxia xD 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Zemyx 40. SoKai or SoRiku? Soriku _ 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea salt ice cream 42. Cloud or Leon? Leon -mewl- 43. CloTi of Clerith? NEITHER SEPHY FTW BITCHES! 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Passion SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Marluxia, Zidane Neku(3D) Xemnas and Saix 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? KH/anything other then disney 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! ummm Axel and Reno . 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? 3D 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? Kh2 Orgy XIII bitches! 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? I have XIII reasons for this . |
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