Hi! My name is purportedly Eliana! So, a bio. About me. Where to start? Well, um, I exist. In the same universe and dimension as the maintainer of this site. On a planet that is, creatively enough, call Earth. Their sun they call the Sun. Actually, the speicies I am now living amongst is quite dull. They call their god God. Really.
I am in the form of a female who has been on the planet for approximately thirteen of it's rotations around the sun. The aforementioned female is aproximatrely five feet two inches tall (a little less then three quarters the size of a Hork Bajir) She (And so I, for I try to blend in) reads almost constantly. When we read, she thinks of escaping from me. She is so pathetic. Some of the books we tend to profess favor for to her 'peers' or 'friends' are Harry Potter, Shade's Children, and various others. We, of course, avoid all mention of the books Animorphs, exept to point out it's total unrealisticness.
I shall soon begin to write and post stories here, in order to further the suggestion of joining the sharing to these pitiful humans.

Oh, and by the way
Join the Sharing. We will take care of you, pay your taxes, walk your dog, you'll never have to worry again. Just come to our meeting for lots of familf fun and playing. Call 1-(800)-555-SHAR for the Sharing nearest you!