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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Torchwood. Hey all! Finally after a few years around I managed to update my profile. I got some storys waiting on my computer. They are all unfinished and most of them in German. I'll put them all up one by one soon and need your reviews, cause I'm kind of stuck with all of them. Basically my world is Harry Potter, but I write some Twilight and maybe Doctor Who, too soon. CU in my reviews hopefully :-) Zitronenbonbon - Lemon Drop (which doesn't have to do anything with the things I write - yet :-) It's just the translation of my nick) |
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Shocking by CelebratoryPenguin reviews
Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Genesis by A Benediction reviews
The simple act of Sherlock, expounding to the recently emboldened Molly upon the circumstances in which he suppresses and indulges appetite, sparks a chain reaction. John steps boldly - or is it blindly? - into the fallout. SH/JW, SH/MH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie.hell reviews
Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love of the Extraordinary by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which John Watson finds himself in the curious position of being in love with Sherlock Holmes, despite his lack of sexual attraction to him. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John. Platonic romance/nonsexual soulmates.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Raven by novadiablo reviews
Sherlock has a thing for poetry. John has a thing for Sherlock's voice. ONESHOT SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just a piece of clothing by niffler09 reviews
Sherlock really loves his coat, John finds out just how much.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Assumptions by Sad eyed Lady of The Low Life reviews
John comes across a surprising revelation in relation to all the assumptions about himself and Sherlock. No longer One-shot or one sided! 7th and final Chapter up! Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Actual Christmas Eve of Doctor John Watson by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
In which gifts are given, visits are made, food is eaten, things are revealed & Sherlock finally gets what he really wants for Christmas Inspired by 'that film.' Took the pieces, scrambled them up in a blender and ran them through a John shaped funnel.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nail Me by Atlin Merrick reviews
A story wherein we borrow one infinitely charming characteristic of Benedict Cumberbatch, and give it to Sherlock, while at the same time eventually finding a reason to get on with some sexing by way of two manicures and maybe a pedicure. Total fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Christmas Lights by onli reviews
Sherlock's back on drugs... On Christmas Eve.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Hundred Percent Raw by unexpectedgirl reviews
raw cashmere; fibers that are straight from the animal, and have not yet been processed. Sherlock/John. sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Puffer Fish by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
Sherlock Holmes faces his most personal problem yet. If he and John Watson don't solve this case someone close to him is going to get a life sentence. Can the world's only consulting detective and his partner Dr John Watson solve the mystery in time?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,341 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bedside Manners by ebineez01 reviews
set during/after the events of Sleeper TWS2ep2. Gwen's comments about Jack's manners in bed get stuck in his head.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
A Night to Remember by TwiHardPotterHead reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose are roommates in college and live below three rowdy boys. They get sick of them one night and lure them back to their bedroom for a little fun and games. M Lemony. E/B. J/A. Em/R OOC/AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Whispers by K.Krum reviews
What if the Mind Meld spock prime did to kirk didn't go completely as planned and ended up causing slight problems later for the young captain, and what if young spock tried to help fix it. :i suck at summaries: K/S slash *on hiatus im reworking it atm*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Opposite of Logic by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
I do not believe I have ever hurt anyone as much as I have hurt her, Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,878 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Because I loved her by kissmekent reviews
In the new star trek movie we get introduced to the relationship between Spock and Uhura. In this story follows their relationship from the beginning...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
A Captain and a Vulcan Walk into a Bar by DJTrex reviews
What happens when the new crew of the USS Enterprise have a few drinks and then a Captain and a Vulcan walk into the bar? Chapter 1 of many if all goes well...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty
Behind Closed Doors by Donnamour1969 reviews
Story #1 in my post-"Sonata" series. Takes place after the last episode of the series, after the door closes on Mick and Beth. Throw in a birthday party, a scary mobster, a little romance and a lot of farce. No copyright infringement intended.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Gefährliches Spiel by hjemmelavet reviews
Josef/Beth/Mick. 15-Teiler. Komplett. Eine Pokernacht ufert ein wenig aus...Warnung: SLASH DREIER
Moonlight - Rated: M - German - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
Der mit der Hexe tanzt by Minnnie reviews
Severus Snape hat eine magische Wette verloren und musste mit Hermine Granger den Tango Argentino im Kostüm vor ganz Hogwarts tanzen... lest wie es dazu kam und was sonst noch passiert, denn das ist lange nicht alles!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 234,918 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Der Sessel meines Vaters by Satia Entreri reviews
Der zweite Teil von "Erinnerung an Regen"...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 132,663 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unkuhl by Nutellamaedchen reviews
Snape wusste, dass es Ärger gab, als die Kuh gegen das Fenster flog." Die Challenge war, eine Geschichte mit diesem Satz zu beginnen. Hat ja keiner ahnen können, welche Folgen das haben würde. Für Snape. Für die Kuh. Und überhaupt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts auf Wienerisch by The Ravenwolf reviews
Eine Schulstunde, wie jede andere, bis auf eine Kleinigkeit ... Wiener Schmäh. Zur Beruhigung: mit Übersetzung Wienerisch Hochdeutsch, wo notwendig. Neu: Da Voldie und seine Haberer
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Montagsmorgens in Deutschland by Kira Gmork reviews
Dies ist mein Beitrag zu einer Challenge auf www. profsnape. de . Das Thema lautete: Was wäre wenn DU auf Severus Snape treffen würdest? Keinesfalls ernst zu nehmen!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Louise by Chrissi Chaos reviews
Snapes erstes Weihnachten nach Band 6
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Severus Snape und Kaffee by zan189 reviews
Snape hat zwei Schülerinnen, die versuchen, ihn auf den Geschmack von Kaffee zu bringen, doch er weiß nicht, warum, und nichts kann die beiden von ihrem Vorhaben abbringen. OneShot. Bitte R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Der Tag danach by EllenSnape reviews
Severus Snape und Remus Lupin sind schon lange ein Paar...Sirius Black kommt nach 12 Jahren aus Askaban und Albus Dumbledore gewährt ihm Unterschlupf...da ist Ärger vorprogrammiert... Info: Ich habe mich nicht an die zeitlichen Abläufe von JKR gehalten
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Severus und der Rock 'n' Roll by Unkas15 reviews
Severus kommt durch unschöne Umstände in die Muggelwelt...wo er zu allem Überfluss auch noch auf drei Verückte trifft. (Crossover)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Duellieren auf Schwäbisch by Lanera reviews
Umsetzung der Szene der Duellierklub aus dem 2. Film Harry Potter und die Kammer des Schreckens auf Schwäbisch´
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S., Gilderoy L.
Erinnerung an Regen by Satia Entreri reviews
Nach einem schnell vergessenen Zwischenfall im Unterricht gestattet Snape Hermine Zugang zu seinen Büchern. Irgendetwas zwischen ihnen ist nicht so, wie es sein sollte. Die Antworten die Albus hat gefallen keinem... ABGESCHLOSSEN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,680 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Auf die Größe kommt es nicht an by Mrs. Grindylow reviews
Unverhofft kommt oft.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Severus S.
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A date less ordinary reviews
John and Sherlock on fun dates 'cause candle light dinners are boring
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Recreation reviews
We all loved the hilarious drugs bust scene from A Study in Pink, of course, and we all know Holmes tends to take drugs from time to time. Even though John didn't believe so until he finds out on several occasions after the drugs bust.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Tennant reviews
Ianto feels lonesome after Lisa's death. He decides to take in a lodger to make his former intended family home a bit more lively. But there is something strange about the new tenant and especially about Jack's reaction to him Rated T for chap 2 possibly
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Ianto J.
Stag Night reviews
Wanted to sneak a peak at Edward's stag night? Here it is :-
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward - Complete
Das Treffen reviews
Harry Potter soll verfilmt werden. Doch Severus Snape will dem nur zustimmen, wenn er auf ein wichtiges Detail selbst Einfluss nehmen kann...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Severus S.
Der Pavillon reviews
Warum vertraut Narcissa Malfoy Severus Snape so bedingungslos? Hier ist die Antwort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete